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post 1448768563 06-20-2016, 04:12 PM
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perve level: over 9000 with 33 sky Chi master spiritual energy power

this guy puts master roshi and jiraiya to shame.


master moves in for the modified full nelson anal @10:47
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post 1448775513 06-20-2016, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Bassackwards
perve level: over 9000 with 33 sky Chi master spiritual energy power

this guy puts master roshi and jiraiya to shame.


master moves in for the modified full nelson anal @10:47
Dat body....hnnnnnggggggg
post 1448776373 06-20-2016, 05:05 PM
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omg omg omg he touched them!



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post 1448777553 06-20-2016, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By HarryBalzac
Dat body....hnnnnnggggggg
That's my 10/10 female body. Seriously. That body is so fukkin hnnng and her face isn't bad as well. She just oozes sex appeal that shameless sloot.

Fukkin LOL @ Luo going to town on her pussy at 6:30. You can hear her friends laughing at 6:38 when the Dongman is ferociously rubbing her clit.

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post 1448780403 06-20-2016, 05:33 PM
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dude gets a feel... girls get a massage.. win win
post 1448795453 06-20-2016, 06:55 PM
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Chinese Dude- "Ok Western girl... time for massage, my name is Dan Insonato, i be best friend of Bruce Lee... rong time ago he teach me death touch.....ahhhh yes, rong time it has been, but for 20 years i meditate on the mountain and the spirits grant me the skill of touch, to heal.."

Bish "Omg this gap year is epic, i've heard about this Eastern healing, go for it man!"

Chinese "now shut your eyes and i want you to think of a piece of meat while i massage your head, the meat is black and shape like baseball bat... it is tasty meat and you want to eat it, but meat big and hard like cawk so no eat, instead you suck big black meat... you like this massage?"

Bish "Yeah! Epic!"

Chinese dude 'Ok now i massage your thigh, you still sucking on the big black meat, you realise it is black man cawk but it is ok... no need to be scared, this man is witch doctor, can you see him?"

Bish "yeah he is big and scary with a big hard cawk"

Chinese dude "ok now i am going to rub here on your back and you will feel heat...it is getting hotter and hotter , the witch doctor tell you that the blessed is he who walks in the valley of darkness cos he is truly his bruthas keeper and the finder of lost children, and he will strike down upon those who poison and destroy his bruthas, and you will know my name is the LAWD, when i lay thy vengenace upon thee.."

Bish "Omg your like a philosopher or something!"

Chinese Dude, "yes very much now i need you to trust me, inside angus is evil spirit i am going to rub angus and repeat ancient spirit song.... Hnnnnng.... hnnnnng. hnnnnng come to me spirits. hnnnnnng fucing hnnnng cure this girls tight sweet buttocks.... hnnnng hnnnnng"

tbc:
post 1448802203 06-20-2016, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Bassackwards
perve level: over 9000 with 33 sky Chi master spiritual energy power

this guy puts master roshi and jiraiya to shame.


master moves in for the modified full nelson anal @10:47
Dat phat fukkin ass. Got hard as hell when he was jiggling that booty like a stripper that needs to pay rent
post 1448804753 06-20-2016, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
Chinese Dude- "Ok Western girl... time for massage, my name is Dan Insonato, i be best friend of Bruce Lee... rong time ago he teach me death touch.....ahhhh yes, rong time it has been, but for 20 years i meditate on the mountain and the spirits grant me the skill of touch, to heal.."

Bish "Omg this gap year is epic, i've heard about this Eastern healing, go for it man!"

Chinese "now shut your eyes and i want you to think of a piece of meat while i massage your head, the meat is black and shape like baseball bat... it is tasty meat and you want to eat it, but meat big and hard like cawk so no eat, instead you suck big black meat... you like this massage?"

Bish "Yeah! Epic!"

Chinese dude 'Ok now i massage your thigh, you still sucking on the big black meat, you realise it is black man cawk but it is ok... no need to be scared, this man is witch doctor, can you see him?"

Bish "yeah he is big and scary with a big hard cawk"

Chinese dude "ok now i am going to rub here on your back and you will feel heat...it is getting hotter and hotter , the witch doctor tell you that the blessed is he who walks in the valley of darkness cos he is truly his bruthas keeper and the finder of lost children, and he will strike down upon those who poison and destroy his bruthas, and you will know my name is the LAWD, when i lay thy vengenace upon thee.."

Bish "Omg your like a philosopher or something!"

Chinese Dude, "yes very much now i need you to trust me, inside angus is evil spirit i am going to rub angus and repeat ancient spirit song.... Hnnnnng.... hnnnnng. hnnnnng come to me spirits. hnnnnnng fucing hnnnng cure this girls tight sweet buttocks.... hnnnng hnnnnng"

tbc:
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post 1448805233 06-20-2016, 07:52 PM
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post 1448806443 06-20-2016, 07:59 PM
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post 1448806493 06-20-2016, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By RocknRollMuscle
1)he's trained. Train as a masseuse if you want to.

2) not like he's smashing anyone. He's simply providing a service.

If you want to be like him, go become a yoga teacher. Problem is: do you want to invest all that time learning that carp just to touch hbb's that may still not sleep with you cuz your ugly and broke?
He works at Dominos Pizza when he is not doing spiritual massages. Dead srs. I really don't think he has any sort of training at all.

And he is not doing anything therapeutic at all, he is literally just jiggling, pinching, rubbing, and slapping.
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post 1448806973 06-20-2016, 08:02 PM
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uploaded last week, OP is spirt message specialist.
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post 1448815453 06-20-2016, 08:50 PM
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Just saw one where he legit rubs pictures of peoples arms and chit on his computer screen.

10/10 troll.

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post 1448817003 06-20-2016, 08:59 PM
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You fukking idiots, the girls KNOW. They are not fuking stupid. They just don't care because they enjoy having their parts touched. The whole massage thing just gives them an excuse.
post 1448817883 06-20-2016, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By stronglogic
You fukking idiots, the girls KNOW. They are not fuking stupid. They just don't care because they enjoy having their parts touched. The whole massage thing just gives them an excuse.
honestly probably this
post 1448879073 06-21-2016, 07:55 AM
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"Luo Dong master. I am the master."

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post 1448880293 06-21-2016, 08:06 AM
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Sloots gon' sloot.


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if you look on his ******** fan page or some of the comments youtube, he has sloots asking if he'll be in central park for a massage

also, here's him giving a random old dude in the subway a bj @ 7:40
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3l...1%A9_lifestyle
post 1448889903 06-21-2016, 09:13 AM
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I want a massage from an old chinese lady.
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post 1448891403 06-21-2016, 09:24 AM
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I have the weirdest boner...



and lol @ miscers saying they don't get what's so special about touching girls if ur not fuking them.This is some old ass Chinese dudeand he's getting to fondle women he would NEVER be able to touch otherwise.
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Originally Posted By SystemTrend


he rubs her tits around the 27:30 mark
Nice. Hard nips too.
Originally Posted By CuckSage
Gif'd the part from that video for miscers too lazy to watch. Fuarkin LOL @ dude dude, what a masterful perv....mirin srs



Inb4 this gets me banned haha
post 1448897253 06-21-2016, 10:00 AM
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you can get a lot done with confidence, this guy doesn't flinch or hesitate once and is literally getting away with groping them
post 1448898503 06-21-2016, 10:08 AM
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I think the misc fails to understand

A) How much women love being massaged
B) How rarely most women get touched in this way
C) How naive most women are
D) How they don't care if he's a perv because it still feels good
E) How as long as you have confidence women will let you get away with almost anything
post 1448916493 06-21-2016, 11:58 AM
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mine hero...
post 1448992683 06-21-2016, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By ib6ub90210
if you look on his ******** fan page or some of the comments youtube, he has sloots asking if he'll be in central park for a massage

also, here's him giving a random old dude in the subway a bj @ 7:40
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3l...1%A9_lifestyle
I'm cracking up over here. Lelll
post 1448996083 06-21-2016, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ib6ub90210
if you look on his ******** fan page or some of the comments youtube, he has sloots asking if he'll be in central park for a massage

also, here's him giving a random old dude in the subway a bj @ 7:40
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3l...1%A9_lifestyle
LMAo wtf he is like rubbing that dude's dick and the guy likes it hahahah
post 1448996753 06-21-2016, 08:36 PM
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What brilliant use of salesmanship

Genius

IRL master Roshi lmao
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Free massage, what's the problem
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Originally Posted By CanardLaque
Free massage, what's the problem
how many times have you gotten "free blowjobs" in the gym locker room?
post 1449009063 06-21-2016, 10:09 PM
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his name is luo thunderdong
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