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This satellite orbiting Jupiter thing is PROOF they are making space up
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dunno, i believe space exists and all but their claims of firing rockets at the precise time, millions of miles away is a bit sketchy, coupled with no pics and all cgi. guess we have to wait and see
07-05-2016, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
It's all one giant lie to siphon money into a real space program!!!!LOL if you believe these claims.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
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07-05-2016, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
I don't support OP's ideal but this is a notion I disagree. The future of humanity, if such a thing is even in the works is to live and die by the planet that birthed them. The efforts being used for this goal could be diverted to helping save the earth. We cannot f*ck things up here on the off chance of siphoning resources from our neighbors. If this is the plan I hope aliens nuke us to back.Dang might legit have to put you into negs for life for this bullchit I just read.The future of man kind is 100% dependent upon our ability to colonize other planets.
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07-05-2016, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted By LaCosaNostra90⏩
there's a reason you're a simpleton tradie, don't put so much pressure on your lil brain and focus on turning those wrenchesThey've shown the technology that they used and it was ****.
But space is real but we can't get through the Van Allen radiation belt that surrounds the Earth
But space is real but we can't get through the Van Allen radiation belt that surrounds the Earth
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07-05-2016, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
yep... they probably are also 911 truthers. what we need is a subsection on the misc called "mensian misc", where you have to show your mensa certification before being allowed to post in. Or something like that but less exclusive than Mensa.I sincerely hope this is a troll and you're not serious. There are no real volume of molecules in space for molecular friction to come into play, this is why everything in space is traveling so fast, there is no resistance. Space is a vacuum.
Besides all the proof and science proving the moon landing was real, the number 1 convincing aspect to me, is the fact Russia didn't rebuttal it. It was a national embarrassment towards Russia and their space program that they didn't beat us to the moon. They would have gone full throttle to prove we lied, not to mention every conspiracy theory about the moon landing being faked has been debunked.
You guys sincerely blow my mind with how stupid you are, like listening to people claim dinosaurs are fake and it's just archaeologist planting bones.
There are very advanced nations right now that hate the USA, and if it was faked and could be proven, you realize it would tear away the credibility of the USA. Their governments would be touting proof it was fake ever chance they could get.
Not to mention the huge multi-national conspiracy that would have to be in place to be lying about the ISS and all the satellites in space. The science is sound, there is literally no reason for this to not be feasible.
Besides all the proof and science proving the moon landing was real, the number 1 convincing aspect to me, is the fact Russia didn't rebuttal it. It was a national embarrassment towards Russia and their space program that they didn't beat us to the moon. They would have gone full throttle to prove we lied, not to mention every conspiracy theory about the moon landing being faked has been debunked.
You guys sincerely blow my mind with how stupid you are, like listening to people claim dinosaurs are fake and it's just archaeologist planting bones.
There are very advanced nations right now that hate the USA, and if it was faked and could be proven, you realize it would tear away the credibility of the USA. Their governments would be touting proof it was fake ever chance they could get.
Not to mention the huge multi-national conspiracy that would have to be in place to be lying about the ISS and all the satellites in space. The science is sound, there is literally no reason for this to not be feasible.
Originally Posted By brahdude⏩
exactly, a whole class of people has to be in on it, those who decided the fake narrative, those who photoshopped it, etc. anyone with some judgement skills know how infeasible it is.Everyone is on the Truman show
07-05-2016, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
well...Thank you. Some logic for once.
Nations with modern technology still don't have ICBMs. And those should be a million times earlier to build than a spacecraft that carries people. Yet we got to the moon in 1960 with something I could build in my garage.
Nations with modern technology still don't have ICBMs. And those should be a million times earlier to build than a spacecraft that carries people. Yet we got to the moon in 1960 with something I could build in my garage.
imagine you where to build a car, sure you can probably do it alone and be able to go from A to B.
But!
Would it meet XYZ standards of this and that? No.
There's a reason why average joe can tune his car to 1000hp, but the professional firms like AMG only produce cars with 600hp. they have a set of requirements to pass.
as an EE, every term we went through has subterms with subterms lol. subjects can be vastely advanced.
I see you post all the time on the misc. are you trolling? if not, I kinda lost some respect for you, honestly..
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07-05-2016, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By spamy⏩
Yes, of course he does, because y'all toasting in a roll bread. Why do you think he chose to mention the 4 things most obviously improved by space technology?Do you realize that the technologies used in "bogus" space programs were then used to build a military weapon, get you to Tokyo quicker, improve your cell service and make your life better?
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07-05-2016, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
We Futurama now?Dang might legit have to put you into negs for life for this bullchit I just read. The future of man kind is 100% dependent upon our ability to colonize other planets.
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07-05-2016, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Goby⏩
Lol my cousin in law worked at CERN, can confirm he's an autistic physicist and not an evil wizard.Plus look at NASA's patches
NASA is a collection of evil wizards (srs)
Just like CERN
You think countries would spend billions on science when they have other chit to fix? No it's to open up transdimensional portals. srs
NASA is a collection of evil wizards (srs)
Just like CERN
You think countries would spend billions on science when they have other chit to fix? No it's to open up transdimensional portals. srs
07-05-2016, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Qwac⏩
Bro, it's just a matter of years... Billions of years, till the sun destroys this planet. So, it definitely will happen. I personally think humans won't survive that long.I don't support OP's ideal but this is a notion I disagree. The future of humanity, if such a thing is even in the works is to live and die by the planet that birthed them. The efforts being used for this goal could be diverted to helping save the earth. We cannot f*ck things up here on the off chance of siphoning resources from our neighbors. If this is the plan I hope aliens nuke us to back.
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07-05-2016, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
I think he is a CS brahwell...
imagine you where to build a car, sure you can probably do it alone and be able to go from A to B.
But!
Would it meet XYZ standards of this and that? No.
There's a reason why average joe can tune his car to 1000hp, but the professional firms like AMG only produce cars with 600hp. they have a set of requirements to pass.
as an EE, every term we went through has subterms with subterms lol. subjects can be vastely advanced.
I see you post all the time on the misc. are you trolling? if not, I kinda lost some respect for you, honestly..
imagine you where to build a car, sure you can probably do it alone and be able to go from A to B.
But!
Would it meet XYZ standards of this and that? No.
There's a reason why average joe can tune his car to 1000hp, but the professional firms like AMG only produce cars with 600hp. they have a set of requirements to pass.
as an EE, every term we went through has subterms with subterms lol. subjects can be vastely advanced.
I see you post all the time on the misc. are you trolling? if not, I kinda lost some respect for you, honestly..
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07-05-2016, 04:42 AM
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always lol at their overreaction when the NASA team 'celebrates'. they jump up and down like they scored a touchdown. strong acting skills. could at least make it believable
07-05-2016, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By PrimeraRS⏩
then he shouldnt be making this thread lolI think he is a CS brah
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07-05-2016, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By LifeChoices⏩
Fukking lol at all of this thread.how do they even know how far Jupiter really is??
there is NO measuring tape that exists on earth that is long enough to reach it to find out
there is NO measuring tape that exists on earth that is long enough to reach it to find out
GC-MS exists. Radar, timing between the return and the density of things that get in the way, all sorts of things exist.
How can my car drive more than 8mph there aren't the pedals under the footwell to go that fast.
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07-05-2016, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By bbsitum⏩
At the speed of radio waves actually, you can't use a laser to communicate with such a small target at such large distances. It changes everything as you get a response time in minutes rather than secondsI do believe it. Why not? Comunitacion travel at speed of light. It is there in, do not know maybe 1 day. You calculate where it will be and send message one day earlier.
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Idiotism in this tread is of the chart. I do not know where miscers come from. Who in the world would act about landing at Moon and sending space sheep somewhere. Stunning idiots. How one million people and theirs famillies can lie about landing at moon.
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
Answer this OP or get the fuk off the miscI sincerely hope this is a troll and you're not serious. There are no real volume of molecules in space for molecular friction to come into play, this is why everything in space is traveling so fast, there is no resistance. Space is a vacuum.
Besides all the proof and science proving the moon landing was real, the number 1 convincing aspect to me, is the fact Russia didn't rebuttal it. It was a national embarrassment towards Russia and their space program that they didn't beat us to the moon. They would have gone full throttle to prove we lied, not to mention every conspiracy theory about the moon landing being faked has been debunked.
You guys sincerely blow my mind with how stupid you are, like listening to people claim dinosaurs are fake and it's just archaeologist planting bones.
There are very advanced nations right now that hate the USA, and if it was faked and could be proven, you realize it would tear away the credibility of the USA. Their governments would be touting proof it was fake ever chance they could get.
Not to mention the huge multi-national conspiracy that would have to be in place to be lying about the ISS and all the satellites in space. The science is sound, there is literally no reason for this to not be feasible.
Besides all the proof and science proving the moon landing was real, the number 1 convincing aspect to me, is the fact Russia didn't rebuttal it. It was a national embarrassment towards Russia and their space program that they didn't beat us to the moon. They would have gone full throttle to prove we lied, not to mention every conspiracy theory about the moon landing being faked has been debunked.
You guys sincerely blow my mind with how stupid you are, like listening to people claim dinosaurs are fake and it's just archaeologist planting bones.
There are very advanced nations right now that hate the USA, and if it was faked and could be proven, you realize it would tear away the credibility of the USA. Their governments would be touting proof it was fake ever chance they could get.
Not to mention the huge multi-national conspiracy that would have to be in place to be lying about the ISS and all the satellites in space. The science is sound, there is literally no reason for this to not be feasible.
Either you are troll or youre the most stupid kunt i have ever seen posting on this forum. You think the earth is flat for fuk sake. LOL.
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07-05-2016, 06:04 AM
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I'll explain how they did it for you OP.
Step 1) Launch rocket into space
Step 2) Calculate Hohmann transfer to Jupiter
Step 3) Calculate necessary ∆V
Step 4) Fire rocket
Step 5) Calculate necessary ∆V to accelerate the craft to an orbital speed
Step 6) Turn rocket in the opposite direction and fire
Step 7) Enter orbit
There we go OP, really not that hard, 15 year olds playing Kerbal space Program have been able to figure this out, you should be able too aswell.
As for communicating with the craft... Jupiter is 4AU from Earth, which means it takes 33 minutes for the radio waves to reach it, so everything you want the ship to do you communicate it 33 minutes earlier.
Step 1) Launch rocket into space
Step 2) Calculate Hohmann transfer to Jupiter
Step 3) Calculate necessary ∆V
Step 4) Fire rocket
Step 5) Calculate necessary ∆V to accelerate the craft to an orbital speed
Step 6) Turn rocket in the opposite direction and fire
Step 7) Enter orbit
There we go OP, really not that hard, 15 year olds playing Kerbal space Program have been able to figure this out, you should be able too aswell.
As for communicating with the craft... Jupiter is 4AU from Earth, which means it takes 33 minutes for the radio waves to reach it, so everything you want the ship to do you communicate it 33 minutes earlier.
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Coincidentally, OP is a Clinton supporter who hates Trump.
Low IQ? Check. Dumber than a rock? Check.
Low IQ? Check. Dumber than a rock? Check.
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Originally Posted By StiffSproles⏩
Bro you are offending a rock really without reason comparing it to OP.Coincidentally, OP is a Clinton supporter who hates Trump.
Low IQ? Check. Dumber than a rock? Check.
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
NASA has been running since 1958. That's 50 years of some of the smartest scientists in the world learning about space.Do you realize how long it takes to perfect something new like space travel?We couldn't even build a car that drove accurately for like a decade. But first attempt and we get Jupiter right.
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Originally Posted By JasonCDT1⏩
I'll explain how they did it for you OP.
Step 1) Launch rocket into space
Step 2) Calculate Hohmann transfer to Jupiter
Step 3) Calculate necessary ∆V
Step 4) Fire rocket
Step 5) Calculate necessary ∆V to accelerate the craft to an orbital speed
Step 6) Turn rocket in the opposite direction and fire
Step 7) Enter orbit
There we go OP, really not that hard, 15 year olds playing Kerbal space Program have been able to figure this out, you should be able too aswell.
As for communicating with the craft... Jupiter is 4AU from Earth, which means it takes 33 minutes for the radio waves to reach it, so everything you want the ship to do you communicate it 33 minutes earlier.
Step 1) Launch rocket into space
Step 2) Calculate Hohmann transfer to Jupiter
Step 3) Calculate necessary ∆V
Step 4) Fire rocket
Step 5) Calculate necessary ∆V to accelerate the craft to an orbital speed
Step 6) Turn rocket in the opposite direction and fire
Step 7) Enter orbit
There we go OP, really not that hard, 15 year olds playing Kerbal space Program have been able to figure this out, you should be able too aswell.
As for communicating with the craft... Jupiter is 4AU from Earth, which means it takes 33 minutes for the radio waves to reach it, so everything you want the ship to do you communicate it 33 minutes earlier.

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I don't know what's trolling and what isn't anymore...
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how do you land a space craft on a flat planet?
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You do realize you would need at least a masters to properly debate speed and deceleration in space properly, when it comes to nasa and its objectives. That being said, your argument is invalid since you actually arent smart enough to argue these events
Originally Posted By CommonPheasant⏩
I don't know what's trolling and what isn't anymore...
When everyone actually thinks your serious, its no longer a troll, its just a sad event unfolding due to low intelligence. You cant be the only one in on a troll thread, people need to recognize it.
I don't know what's trolling and what isn't anymore...
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
Finally someone who knows what they're talking about. Repped.I heard we did land on the moon but the aliens that have bases on the dark side of the moon told us that we can't go back to the moon again and that's why there haven't been any other missions to the moon.
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LinuxJon is the GOAT Misc troll.
Knows exactly how to straddle the line of too retarded to be serious and just retarded enough to not be a troll.
Knows exactly how to straddle the line of too retarded to be serious and just retarded enough to not be a troll.
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