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This satellite orbiting Jupiter thing is PROOF they are making space up
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
The speed of radio waves is constant and consistent. If you know the distance to the object and the speed of the craft, you can preemptively send signals and tell the craft what to do, accurately.LOL if you believe these claims.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
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07-05-2016, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I don't think you understand what technology we have m8. The world's fastest and most badass plane was built in the 60's. It had a camera that could photograph 100,000 square miles of land in one hour and was so advanced that when it took a photo of a car 80,000 feet below it and with the plane traveling at over 2,000 mph, the license plate would be visible in the photo.You actually believe we have the tech to send a ship a half billion miles, stop it in a space the size of a football field.... All on the first try?
07-05-2016, 09:35 AM
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07-05-2016, 09:46 AM
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somehow op thinks this is the first time landing a probe/shuttle on a ****ing planetary body? nearly EVERYTHING about the process is the same. how the **** do you claim it to be completely different now?


07-05-2016, 10:06 AM
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Cant believe the responses in this thread, I thought everyone knew that the whole "space program" is made up and is meant to be for entertainment purposes only (like a reality show of sorts)
I mean there are obvious hints giving it away everywhere, like the so-called Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) literally spells out Just a Prank Lol and Caltech is in it on the joke lmao. Wake up sheeple
I mean there are obvious hints giving it away everywhere, like the so-called Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) literally spells out Just a Prank Lol and Caltech is in it on the joke lmao. Wake up sheeple
07-05-2016, 10:06 AM
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Catbrah at it again
07-05-2016, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By keyrat786⏩
Post said videoWhat is it that you don't believe? That other planets don't exist?
There's video/photo proof of amateur telescopes showing that they do.
Which also further debunks your flat earth theory.
There's video/photo proof of amateur telescopes showing that they do.
Which also further debunks your flat earth theory.
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^ no ****, kid doesnt even know what bleach is for and wants to tell everyone how his coloring book told him the truth on space.
07-05-2016, 10:20 AM
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We are all little better then monkeys. Of course this doesn't make sense to our little monkey brains. Continue on with your life driven by slaying, balling, and winning life. Don't worry yourself with such things

07-05-2016, 10:22 AM
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My favorite is still the moon landing... as if moon exists lmfao.
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Originally Posted By Better
The moon in our sky is fake too? How do they create a fake moon? Or is the moon really not that far?My favorite is still the moon landing... as if moon exists lmfao.
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Originally Posted By Evlve⏩
can tell you have little understanding of where you got that sentiment. no one in existence ever said we descended from monkeys. its called a 'COMMON ANCESTOR' to monkeys.... do you get how not like monkeys that is yet?We are all little better then monkeys. Of course this doesn't make sense to our little monkey brains. Continue on with your life driven by slaying, balling, and winning life. Don't worry yourself with such things

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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
if you're able to build a satellite you're able to calculate distance and timing of radio signals.LOL if you believe these claims.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
Craft was supposedly traveling 250,000mph. They had to fire the motor to slow it down in a 100 meter margin of error to obtain orbit (according to their own claims earlier in the day). That's after traveling over 500,000,000 miles.
How does anyone imagine that's possible? Just the radio signals would be too delayed to make that possible.
All of this is one giant lie to siphon money into a fictional space program.
... or just say **** it and believe the world is flat.
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩
If uranus is real how can the moon be fake?
Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
If you look through your car's windshield with a dead bug on it - do you think that there is a huge planet out there shaped like a mosquito in the sky? Hell no, you know it's a dead bug and it's your perspective that tricks you. Moon is the same exact way. Just some crap on this 3,000 year old rock's windshield.The moon in our sky is fake too? How do they create a fake moon? Or is the moon really not that far?
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Originally Posted By Better
dumbest reply ive read on the misc in years.If you look through your car's windshield with a dead bug on it - do you think that there is a huge planet out there shaped like a mosquito in the sky? Hell no, you know it's a dead bug and it's your perspective that tricks you. Moon is the same exact way. Just some crap on this 3,000 year old rock's windshield.
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Originally Posted By Kreuzritter⏩
Genetically 1% different than a chimp.can tell you have little understanding of where you got that sentiment. no one in existence ever said we descended from monkeys. its called a 'COMMON ANCESTOR' to monkeys.... do you get how not like monkeys that is yet?
Since this is a Jupiter thread let's say that Jupiter was 99% gas, 1% land. Wouldn't make sense to call it a land giant now would it?
You could argue that the 1% of Jupiter was the most important part. Maybe it's the core of the planet that acts like its engine. But you still have 99% of bull**** floating around distracting us from what the core is doing.
07-05-2016, 10:41 AM
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Catbrah gets people every time.
He is either a genius troll, or he truly lacks critical thinking skills.

He is either a genius troll, or he truly lacks critical thinking skills.

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Originally Posted By Kreuzritter⏩
Yupdumbest reply ive read on the misc in years.
I am giving him the benefit of the doubt since he is not serious. I think
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Originally Posted By KaptainKandy⏩
If this is possible we can all make it.I just can't believe that female misc brah zyrathornrise let a whackadoodle like you fist her angus. srs.
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Having an IQ greater than 90, for starters.Except the part where you'd need to know exactly distances and sizes of things a billion miles from our planet. How exactly would you know those variables?
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Originally Posted By Rdubbb⏩
Who needs to learn how to clean a shower when you can just build a space shuttle in your garage.this thread is made by a man who can't keep his shower clean and he wants us to believe in his random musings
all good fun though, I guess
all good fun though, I guess
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Catbrah get help man
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Where are the flat earth brahs on this one?
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The Earth is HOLLOW not flat.
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Originally Posted By SasquatchHunter⏩
A raise you a vegan flat-Earther.Where are the flat earth brahs on this one?
Clearly we should just eat penguins since they're going to fall off the edge of the earth anyway.
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