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Forum ยป If you can't get laid off of tinder or bumble just ldar (srs)
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Thread: If you can't get laid off of tinder or bumble just ldar (srs)

post 1452459583 07-12-2016, 08:51 PM
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If you can't get laid off of tinder or bumble just ldar (srs)

It's like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm pretty average and I'm already getting noods from sloots on my first day of remaking it. (61 matches so far)

This is the easiest way to get laid in 2016 and if you can't..I got some bad nuws


Edit: actually if you're a Manlet you probably have a valid excuse
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452459913 07-12-2016, 08:53 PM
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lmao my mac can't even run cs without fps spikes
post 1452460193 07-12-2016, 08:56 PM
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want a pat on the back?
post 1452460353 07-12-2016, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By sometimesmad⏩
want a pat on the back?
i prefer pat on the azz
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452460493 07-12-2016, 08:58 PM
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Agree OP.
"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you have. Make the NOW the primary focus of your life."
post 1452460523 07-12-2016, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
i prefer pat on the azz
rep me brah will get you back in a few years srs
post 1452460653 07-12-2016, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Slats7⏩
Agree OP.
repped
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452460713 07-12-2016, 09:00 PM
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61 matches first day? you can only swipe 50 times boyo
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post 1452460753 07-12-2016, 09:01 PM
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didn't read a single fukkin word
post 1452461093 07-12-2016, 09:03 PM
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it was a real eye opener for me. before i used tinder i thought i was an average guy but it was clear within a couple of months of no matches im actually literally deformed and retarded lol
post 1452461263 07-12-2016, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By mysterylifter⏩
it was a real eye opener for me. before i used tinder i thought i was an average guy but it was clear within a couple of months of no matches im actually literally deformed and retarded lol
look max brah
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452461283 07-12-2016, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By mysterylifter⏩
it was a real eye opener for me. before i used tinder i thought i was an average guy but it was clear within a couple of months of no matches im actually literally deformed and retarded lol
lmao

cut down to 7% and you're a legit 7+/10 facial aesthetics

252 matches in 4 weeks crew

11 smashes outta those 252 matches, only like half reply, 10% of those that reply were dtf, only smashed 11, still have 2 fwb's SRS

when i'm 14-15% my face looks like fukkin garbage and i'm invisible to women, 7% bf% with amphetamines (addy) and i'm a fukkin godsend (justin bieber model tier, not "alpha", just facially gifted)
post 1452461883 07-12-2016, 09:08 PM
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Dafuq is a bumble
FL > PA
post 1452462283 07-12-2016, 09:11 PM
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repped.
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post 1452462633 07-12-2016, 09:14 PM
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I agree OP. Can easily pull at least one chick a week with minimal effort.
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post 1452463373 07-12-2016, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Succeeded⏩
repped.
real recognize real
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452463823 07-12-2016, 09:24 PM
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Can get dates easy. But getting laid? Nah. Brb laying down
post 1452464053 07-12-2016, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Can get dates easy. But getting laid? Nah. Brb laying down
gotta create sexual tension before the date
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1452464283 07-12-2016, 09:28 PM
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Already rotting so.
Doordasher crew (SRS)
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Bald crew
post 1452464303 07-12-2016, 09:28 PM
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yup. I was on it for four years and didn't match.

Confirmed I am ugly af.
strong 2.5/10 facial aesthetics
strong claviclecel
post 1452464463 07-12-2016, 09:30 PM
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Got an account to both over the weekend after friends convinced me. Holy shyt, if only I would have known it was this easy earlier on.
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post 1452464913 07-12-2016, 09:35 PM
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bumble as easy as tinder? Never heard of it before.
post 1452465013 07-12-2016, 09:36 PM
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OP is jacked and probably dresses in S&P. Don't act like you didn't put in any effort, that's the last thing the misc FA's need to hear.
post 1452465053 07-12-2016, 09:36 PM
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OP post some profile pics so we can see how you're looksmaxing
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post 1452466423 07-12-2016, 09:47 PM
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You gonna post pics of the girls you matched with?
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Bench: 325lbs x1 (paused); 350lbs tng
Deadlift: 600lbs x1
post 1452466523 07-12-2016, 09:48 PM
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pics arent loading wtf?
post 1452467293 07-12-2016, 09:55 PM
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Reading threads like this is why I don't trust guys on tinder who say they're looking for something serious
post 1452467613 07-12-2016, 09:57 PM
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Judging by your avi, you are not average.

The average person doesn't have a gym membership, hence being called average. On top of that, the average gym member looks nothing like you.

Have you been anywhere besides the mirror and the gym recently? General population doesn't even lift. I go into a club/bar and even at 6'0 190lbs still am usually the biggest dude around
R.I.P. Zyzz, I owe taking back my life to you, no homo.

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post 1452467883 07-12-2016, 09:59 PM
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> quality poster crew
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choose one
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1452468103 07-12-2016, 10:01 PM
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Tinder only works if you're 5'10+.
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