Fun fact is Tyone is a Scottish name originally lol

Newsflash *******: Read the rest of the thread. Everybody is joking about the same thing lmao.

Daughters...


Despite all this I think there is less of a burden on fathers having a daughter in some ways, having to bring your son up as an alpha non-cuck is a major responsibility.This seems to be the absolute worst time for girls. Generally in this age range they seem to want to spend fuk all time with their dad anymore (he's just sooo uncool/pathetic/lame) and use them as a portable ATM as well as getting competitive with their mother. All girls seem to do through a slutty stage in this period from maybe 14 where they suddenly realise they power they have to easily get sexual attention and manipulate men and go wild with it. Bringing back loser 'bad-boys' just to piss parents off seems to be a rite of passage too. The non-screwy ones seem to grow out of slowly at 17-18 but the rest keep slooting.

Boys seem to be tougher when they are younger but girls seem worse during teenage years. Just lol @ the fathers saying my daughter is easy and totally fine when they are <14yo.

Ull find out in 15 years if you messed up or not

Confirmed, tour is over

currently miscing with my 16 day old on my lap, nothing much has changed lol

I have heard of this too. Honestly I wouldn't be as worried with a son since I know what they would be going through and just make them run part of my business and teach them responsibility in that way. I might have to just guide the daughter early on so they avoid this in their teens.

son or daughter? congrats btw!

In 2016? He should have a good idea by 13

Newsflash dbag, I don't care.

feels badman...cant remember who all was a good girl at those ages either...maybe ill homeschool lel

Well then chill the phuck out lol. Everybody's having a laugh. No idea how there are so many autists with high reps on this forum.

First build up a good relationship with her by just playing with her. Stuff she finds fun. Mirror her interests.
Then start to influence her train of thought. Present a situation and then think out loud so she can take in how you address a conflict or problem.
Ridicule things in front of her. It sounds bad but we laughed at fat women. I taught her how everyone hates fat women because they are lazy and greedy usually. Then put into practice. When she wanted a treat she was begging for more at first but i let her have all of the multipack and explained that if you have it all now there will be none for tomorrow or the next day etc. Its better to just have a small taste then save the rest. Then when she got used to that concept of self control i assigned her her own section of the fridge we call the "treat tray" and its got things she like in it like yoghurts and snacks etc and she can have snacks whenever she wants but is health conscious and not greedy.
I told her about the kids we call the "have-nots" because they are poor peasants they are always greedy beggars because they dont know if they will be able to get more of something good. We make fun of and put down behaviour we have labelled as "unbecoming" . which is the opposite of what we call ladylike. Which is what she strives for. Eg when she sat down before and had her legs wide apart i gasped at her and said omg how unbecoming of you (lol) not like i was mad but just as it was a shock to me and then acted like it took me a moment to calm down from the shock (fukin loool) so that i could explain how its not ladylike to sit like that, or wear short skirts and even better to wear leggings under a dress etc.
Buy giving her trust you make her also trust you more. When you trust her with something you can monitor the thing instead of her habit. Eg. Dont have to see what treats shes eating 24/7, u can just look in the treat tray to see whats been eaten. Etc.
When you watch tv or youtube with her you can influence her by commenting approval etc. Like if they show intelligence you can be all like "oh wow! now thats a smart girl! Did you see how she figured that out!" or play with her roles like youre the dumb one and shes smart one be like "durrrr i can spell cat! K... A... Uhh.... P...?" and she will be like "nooooooo lol its c.a.t." then work your way up.
Gotta use lots of silly slapstick comedy but remember even the oldest schittest jokes you know are brand new material to her. So use them shamelessly.

Tell her bedtime stories. This is super important cos when she falls asleep to your voice you will bond even more.
I just make up stories on the fly but i troll her with plot twists etc . some of my stories are so fukin sick though cos you can just use themes from movies etc or kids shows .and in your story use it as a tool also to present a situation and relate the outcome of the situation with the actions of the protagonist. Ie if there was hot day and then they were in a vet and saw a big glass of lemonade with a sign that said do not drink, maybe the bad character drinks some and it turns out it was elephant piss lol but the good character doesnt and then something really cool happens, like a cat will talk to her and they go buy milkshakes together or something...

Monitor what she does online, and her friends. If her friend comes to your house and starts acting trashy tell her friend off srs. Say something about how you dont act like that in "this house".

I can go on all day but im on my phone and i need a piss.

what this ******* said, be her father, and not her friend. also, and i'm guilty of not following this, be around for her and let her know you'll be there for her. otherwise they will shut down and become miscers.

Daughters are great. Keep an open communication with them, be strict but not too strict cause that is when they do stuff behind your back. Protect them, that goes for sons to imo. Don't trust them around anybody, there are lot of ****ers out there, even relatives. get her into sports from an early age.

Do you believe in life after love?

Mentally prepare to see some pics/vids of her working dat ass for the boyos

daughter

If i ever see you irl im gonna put you to sleep and break both your arms while your unconscious 100% srs

They will be posting your pics in the "woman with no arms had a kid with no arms" thread

ayy lmao

My daughter is 4 weeks old

Got her chastity belt on order already

I am autistic. That has nothing to do with reacting negatively to your unnecessary sexual comment about someone's kid.

I find it ironic that the autistic guy had enough social sense to recognize the unacceptable nature of your post, but you didn't.

As for my high rep, I got it by being helpful.

Become her best friend and a superb good male role model influence. Gl mang.

you got on yours too boyo?

This, except I have two.

will have to make time to develop understanding...tried to rep but on spread

is 2 better than 1? i don't want anymore then 2 kids

3 daughters crew

They are great, srs

Congrats OP

I don't know that any number is better, personal preference I guess.

thanks bro...anything in particular thats great about them?

time to go NC op