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post 1455031153 07-28-2016, 05:39 PM
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ITT Explain Your Resident Gym Weirdos. We All Have Them

Now I am not trying to knock guys as my gym, since we are all there to get better at something. BUT there are A LOT of characters at my new gym. Been here for 2 months. These are a few of the guys I always see

-Old guy that is a tradie, and always lifts in jeans and boots. Pretty jacked though

-There is a shorter indian brah who I think is in high school, and he has his gf follow him around while he lifts HAHA. She just stands next to him as he does like seated db shoulder press. Actually caught her in the mirror biting her lips as I walked by. Felt weirded out.

-Kid that boxes and does the most random lifts in between. Has made 0 progress and can tell he is a weird kid. Nice as can be though

-The quarter squat king. Also yells.....and wears compression pants. Barely hit a 3in squat with 405. Was mirin.

-The bench only brah. Have seen this guy about 10 times and has benched everytime. Has a decent bench, but he is quite fat and that's all he does. Plus curl

Alright brahs what are yours? We all people watch a little bit here and there so don't give me that "i don't pay attention chit."
post 1455031703 07-28-2016, 05:43 PM
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-there's a 70-80 year old "lady" who sits in the jacuzzi/sauna/steam room...and has a goatee. like full grown, 3-4 inches long

-there's a 60-70 year old homeless looking dude who exclusively sits in the jacuzzi, and sometimes will stand in a corner of the pool area and let out long moans

-there's the shadowboxer

-we have a big powerlifting russian/eastern european dude who is completely bald, his face/head looks like a baby, but he walks around chest out with his lats fully spread. he also likes to scream loudly when he's doing dealifts/squats/leg press

-there's one guy who puts on chalk before literally ever set, regardless of exercise. doesn't even touch machines

-there also another guy who uses straps for chest day. ONLY chest day. not back day, or arm day, or deadlift day, or fap day. STRICTLY CHEST DAY

-there is also an indian guy who I (and most of my gym buddies) have never met, yet he somehow knows all our names. he also always looks like he's tweaking, and smells terrible
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post 1455032373 07-28-2016, 05:49 PM
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-Old guy who comes to the gym exclusively to blowdry his nutsack in the locker room

-Crossfitter who treats the pullup bar like a mountain he is determined to summit

-Guy who walks around drinking a gallon jug of water but never actually lifts anything
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1455032453 07-28-2016, 05:50 PM
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Stalker gay dude who you catch checking you out. Has that look like either he is going to do some vile serial killer chit and cannibalize you or is having some gay fantasy. Maybe both. Gives you the heeby jeebies and skin crawl. Once is random. But you catch this guy with the weird stare on you often. You know when he is in the gym cause you got that feelin like someone got a bead on you.
post 1455032673 07-28-2016, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By onaed⏩
Creepy gay dude who you catch checking you out. Has that look like either he is going to do some vile serial killer chit and cannibalize you or is having some gay fantasy. Maybe both. Gives you the heeby jeebies and skin crawl. Once is random. But you catch this guy with the weird stare on you often. You know when he is in the gym cause you got that feelin like someone got a bead on you.
holy fuk can confirm this one. had one Asian dude who i'm pretty sure this was the exact scenario. would always see him staring in my direction out of the corner of my eye.
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post 1455032783 07-28-2016, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
-there's a 70-80 year old "lady" who sits in the jacuzzi/sauna/steam room...and has a goatee. like full grown, 3-4 inches long

-there's a 60-70 year old homeless looking dude who exclusively sits in the jacuzzi, and sometimes will stand in a corner of the pool area and let out long moans

-there's the shadowboxer

-we have a big powerlifting russian/eastern european dude who is completely bald, his face/head looks like a baby, but he walks around chest out with his lats fully spread. he also likes to scream loudly when he's doing dealifts/squats/leg press

-there's one guy who puts on chalk before literally ever set, regardless of exercise. doesn't even touch machines

-there also another guy who uses straps for chest day. ONLY chest day. not back day, or arm day, or deadlift day, or fap day. STRICTLY CHEST DAY

-there is also an indian guy who I (and most of my gym buddies) have never met, yet he somehow knows all our names. he also always looks like he's tweaking, and smells terrible
Lmao at your gym. quite the eclectic group of people. Also lol'd hard at the goatee lady. Choked on my water a little bit.
Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
-Old guy who comes to the gym exclusively to blowdry his nutsack in the locker room

-Crossfitter who treats the pullup bar like a mountain he is determined to summit

-Guy who walks around drinking a gallon jug of water but never actually lifts anything
Yes, my gym has a crossfitter too. So cringey to watch. and lol at blowdrying his nutsack. how many sets usually?
post 1455032893 07-28-2016, 05:52 PM
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the 17-25 year old who hopped on juice and thinks hes hot chit.
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post 1455032953 07-28-2016, 05:53 PM
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- 50-60 yr old saggy skinny guy who works out in tight shorts and you can literally see the outline of his dick
- 21 yr old asian guy who spends 24/7 at the gym (confirmed, multiple people who have gone at different times have told me they always see him there), wears the EXACT same clothes every single day and tries to talk to any girl that he sees, goes around telling bigger guys they don't lift enough, has followed me home once
- girl with obviously silicone butt who just walks around the weight room, pretends to stretch, takes selfies, then leaves
post 1455033343 07-28-2016, 05:55 PM
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LOL no one on the Misc. goes to the Gym.
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post 1455033643 07-28-2016, 05:58 PM
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- the bald guy who observes other people in the gym and makes threads about them
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post 1455034003 07-28-2016, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By onaed⏩
Stalker gay dude who you catch checking you out. Has that look like either he is going to do some vile serial killer chit and cannibalize you or is having some gay fantasy. Maybe both. Gives you the heeby jeebies and skin crawl. Once is random. But you catch this guy with the weird stare on you often. You know when he is in the gym cause you got that feelin like someone got a bead on you.
Had a guy kind of similar to this at old LA fitness in cali. But yours sounds a bit creepier...lol
Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
the 17-25 year old who hopped on juice and thinks hes hot chit.
Can't stand those dudes. Typical juicer ego lifters
Originally Posted By defnotjeremy⏩
- 50-60 yr old saggy skinny guy who works out in tight shorts and you can literally see the outline of his dick
- 21 yr old asian guy who spends 24/7 at the gym (confirmed, multiple people who have gone at different times have told me they always see him there), wears the EXACT same clothes every single day and tries to talk to any girl that he sees, goes around telling bigger guys they don't lift enough, has followed me home once
- girl with obviously silicone butt who just walks around the weight room, pretends to stretch, takes selfies, then leaves
I feel like there are a lot of weird asian people at everyones gym....lol. And are you actually a chick?
Originally Posted By Holyfenix⏩
LOL no one on the Misc. goes to the Gym.
You're right! wtf was I thinking
Originally Posted By 1hardgainer⏩
- the bald guy who observes other people in the gym and makes threads about them
Dang you have one too? sounds like a handsome guy though
post 1455034193 07-28-2016, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
holy fuk can confirm this one. had one Asian dude who i'm pretty sure this was the exact scenario. would always see him staring in my direction out of the corner of my eye.
Yeah. I'd be lifting, have this odd feeling while I'm looking down, loading up bar etc turn and see him like 40 feet away staring. It happened too often and it got me uncomfortable AF. Switched to a less busy gym anyhow so it worked out.
post 1455034453 07-28-2016, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
I feel like there are a lot of weird asian people at everyones gym....lol. And are you actually a chick?
nah brah, thats just jeremy, doing jeremy things.
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post 1455034463 07-28-2016, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Dang you have one too? sounds like a handsome guy though
lol yeah, 6'2" 210 lbs. and aesthetic AF m8 (no homer)
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post 1455034473 07-28-2016, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Holyfenix⏩
LOL no one on the Misc. goes to the Gym.
Lol jokes on you, gym has free wifi

Where else am I going to misc and update my millions of followers?

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post 1455034683 07-28-2016, 06:06 PM
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-70 year old woman who goes up to literally every person she sees and gives them a double thumbs up and says "keep getting strong!" or something to that effect. And when I say literally everyone, I mean every single person and will say it to you multiple times if you walk past her again.

-50 year old man who wears brightly colored clothes and doesn't lift ever, just walks around and stares at people. Will sort of hover in a spot for about 5-10 minutes and then walk to another one.

-300 lb personal trainer that wears slippers and has a huge tattoo that says "abolish gender"
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post 1455035063 07-28-2016, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By KnockoutXX⏩
nah brah, thats just jeremy, doing jeremy things.
Ohhh Jeremy...hahahaha. Back it again

Originally Posted By 1hardgainer⏩
lol yeah, 6'2" 210 lbs. and aesthetic AF m8 (no homer)
Wow sounds super cool. I'd suck his penor.....no homo
Originally Posted By Aalexbrah⏩
Lol jokes on you, gym has free wifi

Where else am I going to misc and update my millions of followers?

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So true. do the same. That way I can update my followers about fit tea and how my glute workouts are life changing.
post 1455035283 07-28-2016, 06:10 PM
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There's a black guy at my gym who wears sunglasses and a towel over his head. Every now and then he'll even strap on some blinking lights and lift with those bad boys going srs.
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Old man who quarter reps every exercise and acts like he's busting his ass.
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Not really weirdos per se, just some characters:

"The Bear"

late 40's guy with salt n pepper hair and beard who always wear tight ultra short, shorts and a tank top showing off his very hairy shoulders n torso. Has a very fem sounding voice, kinda like Mr. Garrison. Screams and grunts like he's taking a huge sh*t while basically going around and doing every machine in the gym each workout.

"Big Eddie"

Late 20's guy, 6'4 240, jacked, bald and goatee. Obviously on the juice. However, I barely ever see him lift, he basically walks around gym talking to people and sometimes personal trains HBBs, even though he doesn't actually work at the gym.

"The Gym Rat"

I see this guy every time I go to the gym, no matter what schedule or day he is always there. Has a decent physique and can do some pretty good lifts.

"Glowy Kardashian"

Early 20's HBB in full glow peak. Always wears same outfit: Skin tight yoga pants showing off her hnnngh ass, chuck taylors and tight tank top. About 5'7, great hip to waist ratio and very perk looking t*ts too. Always doing squats and wears hnnngh perfume, smells like she just got out of the shower.
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Guy who brings his gym bag, 2 other plastic bags, random clothes, multiple water bottles etc onto the floor, it looks like he's moving in for the weekend.

Guy who follows around and straight up stares at any hot woman creeping them out (chick was doing good mornings, thought he was trying to sniff it)

Guy who starts doing ballet dancing/spins on the floor

Those are the special ones, have the usual grunters, quarter squaters etc.
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All the creepy old guys with disgusting bodies who walk around the entire locker room naked. They will even brush their teeth and shave naked. I'm convinced the only reason they go is because they find it thrilling to walk around naked.
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-Asian guy with no legs and no butt. Only does upper body.
-Old man who only comes to get naked in the locker room. Never seen actually working out
-Three HUGE black women with cannonball delts and most likely clitdicks.
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post 1455036953 07-28-2016, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
-there's the shadowboxer
If you need to diagnose someone for being handicapped. This is a giveaway...

What goes through the mind of these guys? Do they think they look cool? Do they have autism? What is it?
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That black guy at the gym who loads up the bar using only 10 lb plates.

I wonder why? Can he not math? srs
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The weirdos at my gym are always the old white guys.
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- Black guy always wearing shades.

- the guy whose ego isnt strong enough to DL 385

- The old lady who strangely always has a clear line of site to me

- The obvious cyclist who doesnt work legs

- asian guy wearing khakis and a polo


Cant think of any other ones right now
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Big fat Asian guy comes and karate chops the pec dec machine, can't make this chit up.
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-this one bald *******. i wanna say mid twenties. he is maybe 6'0 but claims 6'2 wearing shoes. always brags about being an ex college soccer player
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