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Thread: Ask A Muscular 26 year old whos never had a gf anything (srs)

post 1455684633 08-01-2016, 11:17 PM
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Ask A Muscular 26 year old whos never had a gf anything (srs)

Well 25 still..but 26 next month

I have a luxury bachelor apartment in the fancy town of scarborough. I have been accused that I am on steroids..even though im a natty.
I have a big dink..I am good at counterstrike and I like Trance music.


Go!
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post 1455684763 08-01-2016, 11:18 PM
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looking for the Muscles.....


came to wrong thread...........
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1455684783 08-01-2016, 11:18 PM
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yes nicklol, we know
post 1455684833 08-01-2016, 11:19 PM
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have you ever looked at your poop and thought "that's how big of a cock I couldn't take"?
post 1455684973 08-01-2016, 11:19 PM
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Have you ever smiled before?


and we know brah, you post about this daily.
post 1455685033 08-01-2016, 11:20 PM
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you are lying
post 1455685063 08-01-2016, 11:20 PM
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Why? For a long time during my prime cocksmen years I refused to have a "girlfriend" cause there was just to much good shiet available. What's your reasoning?
post 1455685133 08-01-2016, 11:21 PM
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This whole time I thought you were playing the piano in you avi until I looked closer
post 1455685243 08-01-2016, 11:22 PM
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What's your Snapchat op? No homo of course. Also you will have a new subscriber in YT channel soon.
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post 1455685253 08-01-2016, 11:22 PM
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Tell us something we don't already know
post 1455685313 08-01-2016, 11:23 PM
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Join the club OP (srs).

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post 1455685403 08-01-2016, 11:24 PM
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thats why we all collaborate here at the misc boi
post 1455685513 08-01-2016, 11:25 PM
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why?
post 1455685683 08-01-2016, 11:26 PM
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post 1455685813 08-01-2016, 11:27 PM
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lol

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post 1455686003 08-01-2016, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By roxie411⏩
you are lying
You must be new here..

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post 1455686333 08-01-2016, 11:32 PM
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post 1455686503 08-01-2016, 11:34 PM
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do you even try? make a tinder and find a girl that will fuk u.
post 1455686563 08-01-2016, 11:35 PM
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Have you not gotten laid? Ive never had a serious long term relationship but I have gotten laid loads of times

Also pic of face?
post 1455686773 08-01-2016, 11:38 PM
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ill be your gf sweetie
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post 1455686783 08-01-2016, 11:38 PM
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do you only try to get attractive women? uglies and fatties need love too brah
post 1455687043 08-01-2016, 11:41 PM
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why dont u have a gf?????
post 1455687193 08-01-2016, 11:42 PM
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post 1455687263 08-01-2016, 11:43 PM
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post 1455687313 08-01-2016, 11:43 PM
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Nah I'm sweet

Had the chance to know all I wanted to know from one 3 years ago

Edit

Wait have you not gotten laid?

That's pathetic peter
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post 1455687673 08-01-2016, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted By roxie411⏩
why dont u have a gf?????


Why??



Why???



lol @ ppl assuming I have a choice!
Might be because whenever I go near a women..they say ew and laugh with their friends..change sides of street..etcetc..

Its not up to me..

Also..okcupid and pof for 4 years on and off..zero message replies or messages in general..tinder for 2 years..no matches..even with my physique as my main pic.

And yes im a virgin..obviously
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post 1455687713 08-01-2016, 11:47 PM
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Have you ever briskly painted a female's angus with lashings of the tip of your tongue?
post 1455687953 08-01-2016, 11:48 PM
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lol chances are, if you were on Okcupid 4 years ago, I might've exchanged some convos with you

why do they run away? based on ur signature , ur balding? i mean it cant be that bad
post 1455688023 08-01-2016, 11:49 PM
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You almost got laid at the bus stop the other day though bro.
More like HIV positive crew
post 1455688083 08-01-2016, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩


Why??



Why???



lol @ ppl assuming I have a choice!
Might be because whenever I go near a women..they say ew and laugh with their friends..change sides of street..etcetc..

Its not up to me..

Also..okcupid and pof for 4 years on and off..zero message replies or messages in general..tinder for 2 years..no matches..even with my physique as my main pic.

And yes im a virgin..obviously
I feel like Ive seen your face and you werent ugly. Just didn't smile. Im pretty sure I could use your pics on tinder and get some matches. You are probably a full of chit troll
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