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post 1456740233 08-09-2016, 12:21 AM
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Bananas are proof that there are only 10 million people on the planet.

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Bananas can only be grown in four countries. Costa Rica, Panama, Gutamala and Honduras. The combined land mass of those four countries is less than the size of Arizona.

Yet, somehow, they produce enough bananas to supply the entire population of earth???

The average American eats approximately 40lbs of bananas each year. You're telling me that, just for America, those tiny counties grow (and ship) over a billion pounds of them each annually?
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
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Bananas can only be grown in four countries. Costa Rica, Panama, Gutamala and Honduras. The combined land mass of those four countries is less than the size of Arizona.

Yet, somehow, they produce enough bananas to supply the entire population of earth???

The average American eats approximately 40lbs of bananas each year. You're telling me that, just for America, those tiny counties grow (and ship) over a billion pounds of them each annually?
How much money do the banana producers gross?
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
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Bananas can only be grown in four countries. Costa Rica, Panama, Gutamala and Honduras. The combined land mass of those four countries is less than the size of Arizona.

Yet, somehow, they produce enough bananas to supply the entire population of earth???

The average American eats approximately 40lbs of bananas each year. You're telling me that, just for America, those tiny counties grow (and ship) over a billion pounds of them each annually?
post 1456740583 08-09-2016, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By 40ozDrank⏩
How much money do the banana producers gross?
If my estimations are correct, if the world actually had 6 billion people, they would gross just under a trillion dollars annually.

That would be like 1000x their actual GDP.
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One of your premises is wrong "Bananas can only be grown in four countries". Please take a class in critical thinking before you continue spitting this chit.


Below are the 15 countries that exported the highest dollar value worth of bananas during 2015:
Ecuador: US$2.8 billion (26.5% of total bananas exports)
Belgium: $958.1 million (9%)
Costa Rica: $835.3 million (7.8%)
Guatemala: $833.9 million (7.8%)
Colombia: $802.6 million (7.5%)
United States: $442.6 million (4.2%)
Philippines: $439.9 million (4.1%)
Netherlands: $400 million (3.8%)
Germany: $335.1 million (3.1%)
Honduras: $331.9 million (3.1%)
Cameroon: $315.5 million (3%)
Cte dโ€™Ivoire: $285.7 million (2.7%)
Dominican Republic: $229.4 million (2.2%)
France: $191.1 million (1.8%)
Mexico: $185.3 million (1.7%)
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You should do the math on this srs. Take into account the gestation period for bananas, how many bananas can one tree produce, how much sq footage a tree takes, and then get a rough estimate of the bananas produced. Possibly get a weight too.

After that find out how many tons are exported into the U.S. and other countries.

I think this might be your most legit thread srs.
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I would give Valeria Orsini my banana

Do you even make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle microtrauma?

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4 countries?

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Originally Posted By Kuzon⏩
One of your premises is wrong "Bananas can only be grown in four countries". Please take a class in critical thinking before you continue spitting this chit.


Below are the 15 countries that exported the highest dollar value worth of bananas during 2015:
Ecuador: US$2.8 billion (26.5% of total bananas exports)
Belgium: $958.1 million (9%)
Costa Rica: $835.3 million (7.8%)
Guatemala: $833.9 million (7.8%)
Colombia: $802.6 million (7.5%)
United States: $442.6 million (4.2%)
Philippines: $439.9 million (4.1%)
Netherlands: $400 million (3.8%)
Germany: $335.1 million (3.1%)
Honduras: $331.9 million (3.1%)
Cameroon: $315.5 million (3%)
Cte dโ€™Ivoire: $285.7 million (2.7%)
Dominican Republic: $229.4 million (2.2%)
France: $191.1 million (1.8%)
Mexico: $185.3 million (1.7%)
The U.S. produces bananas? I dont think so. Unless you are counting hawaii or maybe puerto rico, and I dont think they grow in hawaii either.
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post 1456740943 08-09-2016, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Kuzon⏩
One of your premises is wrong "Bananas can only be grown in four countries". Please take a class in critical thinking before you continue spitting this chit.


Below are the 15 countries that exported the highest dollar value worth of bananas during 2015:
Ecuador: US$2.8 billion (26.5% of total bananas exports)
Belgium: $958.1 million (9%)
Costa Rica: $835.3 million (7.8%)
Guatemala: $833.9 million (7.8%)
Colombia: $802.6 million (7.5%)
United States: $442.6 million (4.2%)
Philippines: $439.9 million (4.1%)
Netherlands: $400 million (3.8%)
Germany: $335.1 million (3.1%)
Honduras: $331.9 million (3.1%)
Cameroon: $315.5 million (3%)
Cte dIvoire: $285.7 million (2.7%)
Dominican Republic: $229.4 million (2.2%)
France: $191.1 million (1.8%)
Mexico: $185.3 million (1.7%)
I dispute the fact most of those countries can grow yellow bananas and not just plantains.

However, even your list proves my point. If the total world banana crop was only worth $12b, that would mean less than 30m people were consuming them.
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God fed 1000s of people with a couple fish and a few bread loaves. You don't think he can do the same with bananas?
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I dispute the fact most of those countries can grow yellow bananas and not just plantains.

However, even your list proves my point. If the total world banana crop was only worth $12b, that would mean less than 30m people were consuming them.
Dude, its a silly correlation. If you wanted to use a food product to correlate to population, you're better off using a grain like wheat rice or corn.

Even though I love them, i'm allergic to bananas. I eat maybe 3/4th's of 1 banana per year.

also, bananas (not plantains) can be grown in the very state you live in. When I lived in California, I had a friend whose parents grew them in their backyard, and not in a greenhouse.......as well as South east asia the Philippines, Indonesia, India, New Zealand ALL of the Polynesian islands Hawai'i, Florida and all of the Caribbean islands including Haiti and pretty much all of South America.
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
I dispute the fact most of those countries can grow yellow bananas and not just plantains.

However, even your list proves my point. If the total world banana crop was only worth $12b, that would mean less than 30m people were consuming them.
No it wouldn't? Do you just expect me to believe what you're saying even though it's clearly wrong? How would $12B of bananas feed less than 30m people over a year? Do you live in a world where everyone spends $500 on bananas every year?

Also the average american eating 40lbs of bananas every year is wrong. If you do the math that's 150 bananas a year or a banana every second day. Your facts are all wrong if you look into them
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Originally Posted By Aalexbrah⏩
I would give Valeria Orsini my banana

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Originally Posted By Kuzon⏩
No it wouldn't? Do you just expect me to believe what you're saying even though it's clearly wrong? How would $12B of bananas feed less than 30m people over a year? Do you live in a world where everyone spends $500 on bananas every year?

Also the average american eating 40lbs of bananas every year is wrong. If you do the math that's 150 bananas a year or a banana every second day. Your facts are all wrong if you look into them
Do you really dispute that the average American eats at least one banana ever 2-3 days?

Even if my math was a little off and people only spent an average of $200 each per year on bananas (which isn't much. Average American spends $350 on cereal) that still falls WAY short of even 100m people.
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Originally Posted By Aalexbrah⏩
I would give Valeria Orsini my banana

So photoshopped it might as well be computer generated.
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Originally Posted By Aalexbrah⏩
I would give Valeria Orsini my banana

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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
So photoshopped it might as well be computer generated.
and my dck cares...why?

Do you even make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle microtrauma?

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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Do you really dispute that the average American eats at least one banana ever 2-3 days?
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Originally Posted By Aalexbrah⏩
and my dck cares...why?
It doesn't have to, but you said her name for some reason.

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