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post 1459504473 08-26-2016, 11:19 PM
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Worth it to go to a "Asian Massage" place...

Its 60 for the hour.. extra 100 for everything


ya.. or no?
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post 1459504753 08-26-2016, 11:23 PM
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Not really. It's usually some old grandma.
post 1459504793 08-26-2016, 11:24 PM
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if you want to get your penor sucked with a condom on and fack an washed up asian girl with a condom on also yes
post 1459504953 08-26-2016, 11:24 PM
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If you want the ****tiest massage of your life but a guaranteed nut yes. Also you should be paying $100 total not 100 extra
post 1459511083 08-27-2016, 12:45 AM
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Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
post 1459511343 08-27-2016, 12:49 AM
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Lift, massage + hj, steak and beer.

Goat relaxing day
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1459511383 08-27-2016, 12:49 AM
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not sure if srs.

i've been to plenty. normally its like 40-50 for the hour and you tip em $40 for a handy.

$80-100 for sex.
post 1459512253 08-27-2016, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
holy chit lol i went to UW, didnt know it was taken so seroiusly
post 1459513523 08-27-2016, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SLapCHop
holy chit lol i went to UW, didnt know it was taken so seroiusly
This is like busting people for pot.

Don't they have better things to do?
post 1459513673 08-27-2016, 01:26 AM
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in4 Washington brahs I'm from Tacoma
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post 1459513753 08-27-2016, 01:27 AM
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And yeah OP go for it
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post 1459554083 08-27-2016, 11:44 AM
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I checked reviews
Years of decent reviews so I don't think it is a setup.

It's 60 in and 100 for whatever
Maybe I can negotiate

Hand is cheap. But what is the point of that

So 160

Little pricey. But for a one time thing I will try it
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post 1459578923 08-27-2016, 03:12 PM
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On my way. Will update. If I do not update I am probably dead. Srs
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post 1459579103 08-27-2016, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
On my way. Will update. If I do not update I am probably dead. Srs
are u getting hte full package or just a hj
post 1459579243 08-27-2016, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
On my way. Will update. If I do not update I am probably dead. Srs
In!
post 1459579533 08-27-2016, 03:18 PM
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40 hj
80 bj
120 Full Service


I go to them all the time, only had a 5+ twice lol

Girls are trash at AMP's

Hit the backpages, literally just google backpages.
post 1459580003 08-27-2016, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
the feminazi movement at its finest
post 1459592063 08-27-2016, 05:08 PM
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I am alive ....

I am going to type it out now
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post 1459592253 08-27-2016, 05:10 PM
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do it op
post 1459592493 08-27-2016, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
Sounds like entrapment.
post 1459594383 08-27-2016, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
STRONG what the fck. what a waste of the state's resources.
Originally Posted By helpmee
I am alive ....

I am going to type it out now
strong username to post content OP. glad u made it out alive
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post 1459595213 08-27-2016, 05:34 PM
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you get a nice massage and an hj without having to deal with female nonsense
post 1459595433 08-27-2016, 05:36 PM
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Not if you are in the US where sex is illegal.... In Australia, sure. Not worth having my dink sucked and having swat team break door down. No thanks. US is mental, would likely move countries if I lived there.
post 1459595953 08-27-2016, 05:40 PM
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Nope. Not for that kind of money.
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post 1459597013 08-27-2016, 05:49 PM
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ok

So I call her
She answers.. English is like 75%
Says she is not busy
I tell her 45 mins
She says call her 20 mins away
I shower and start driving ...
Get nervous and need to pee. Stop at a McD
She actually called me at 15 mins before appointment .. I said I was almost there
She tells me where to park and what door to go in..
I get to the location.. Honestly it is the best location for this type of thing
It is in a good area.. In a large building in what you think would be a dentist off type suite
I park go up elevator

Door opens and she is already at the elevator in her doorway .. Her place is next to the elevator
I walk in she says hi. And hugs me ..
She was older but Asian. (It was what I expected from the reviews)
She shows me the room
She asked how long.. I said 30 mins
She said $50
I gave her the money
She tells me to undress and she would be back

So I undress and put my clothing on that chair
I lay down on the massage table completely naked no towel face down
This is the table

blurry but I needed to sneak the pic fast.

So she comes in .. she talks alot..
asks my job.. where I am from (assume trying to make sure I am not police)
She asked me how I afford to live where I live at my age(expensive area)
Well she is doing the massage (I never had a pro massage so not sure if it was good)
She is asking if I work out. How old I am etc.. (either she says that to everyone or I assume the average person she sees in older and fat ... Most likely)
She has clothing on.. But is on top of me.. normal massage for like 5 mins
Well I am on the table face down.. She tells me to put my legs apart off the sides of the table
She starts massaging my legs and ass
She is reaching down at my nuts and says "feels good?"
I said yes.. and she starts playing with my balls
I am fully erect but my penis is facing up towards my belly button
Plays with my balls for a couple minutes
Tells me to turn over..
I turn over..
Penis facing the sky
She puts lotion on it and is playing with it..
I have some pre.. And she is playing with that lol
She sits on the table next to me and she takes my hand and put it on her thigh
She begins to go full out with the H
I ask if I can touch her (beta lol)
She takes her shirt off right away .. no bra
but says no nipples to sensitive.. (umm k)
So she continues with her thing and I could have finished .. So basically I could have got full H for the $50
But I tell her to stop .. before I came
me more?
her yes? what want?
me full
her yes.. $100
me okay
She takes off her shorts
And said "you top, you tell me before you finish and I put on condom"
I said .. "I will put it on now" ( not going to go raw on her lol.. not that crazy )
She puts it on and said "you big, me small"
I laugh (legit 8)
She lays down..
put it in and start going
She said "you can hold me" (I had my arms on the side)
So I do
And I would say I only did that for 10 mins (she is talking like you would expect)
finish
she takes off the condom and looks in it and says "I like your poison" (I was thinking wtf)
Well she cleans me up (penor)
Tells me
"you nice"
"next time cheaper for you"
asks
"do you have a girlfriend.. If yes don't tell her.. you still come"
keeps saying it will be less next time and to come like every month

I get dressed she holds my hand (weird)
And she said "I show you around"
"this my place"
And we walk around the place she shows me the rooms
she said she works alone and its her place only.
She shows me the bathroom and says wash hands
I was my hands and go to leave
she said hug
I hug her
she said "cheaper next time" to me again

So it was $150
reason I chose this place even though she was older was because it had plenty of reviews and the location was safe..
And she lives in the area and legit owns the location so I am not dealing with some trafficked girl
$150 was okay
But not sure if I will do it again
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post 1459597803 08-27-2016, 05:55 PM
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lol nice story. what would u rate her looks/10?
post 1459597983 08-27-2016, 05:57 PM
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got a chubby from that compelling story
post 1459597993 08-27-2016, 05:57 PM
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Your definitely going to be back, the first time is always hardest
post 1459598013 08-27-2016, 05:57 PM
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WTF did I just read
post 1459598123 08-27-2016, 05:58 PM
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us no

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