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Thread: I seriously don't understand how ugly guys get laid srs

post 1460628733 09-03-2016, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCheekyKunt⏩


Brb

-Most average body ever
-22 years old
-Face probably above average, nothing hot or special (not showing, misc detectivos)
-Broke student, so no money
-No exceptional popularity or status
-Tall tho, 6'2

Still banged around 90 sl00ts. Banged 2 this week, Portuguese one last night and a Finnish one on Tuesday.

Why do you think girls bang guys like me? I've got a sense of humor, I've got personality, I've got an interesting life and lifestyle. I make them FEEL things. That's the chit girls crave more than anything else.

Fully expecting everyone to call bullchit on me. Go on and live in your delusional lives where only looks and status matter, while I'm grabbing the sloots from under your nose.
So you're a 6'2, above-average looking college student with a rich social life and a better body than 90% of the male population in real life... Dude, it's obvious why you get laid.

Curious though what makes your lifestyle so interesting?
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post 1460629123 09-03-2016, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Imthebestmayne⏩
white girls who **** black guys
Mental disorder
post 1460629213 09-03-2016, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristosC⏩
Thanks. Feels good to have the confidence and the ability to not give a flying fuk.
strong assumptions ITT

seems like a lot of miscers in this thread are from COPEnhagen, Denmark

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post 1460629273 09-03-2016, 05:02 PM
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post 1460629563 09-03-2016, 05:05 PM
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I got sum bad newz boyo...
post 1460630243 09-03-2016, 05:11 PM
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we need love too baybay!
post 1460630803 09-03-2016, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TheCheekyKunt⏩


Brb

-Most average body ever
-22 years old
-Face probably above average, nothing hot or special (not showing, misc detectivos)
-Broke student, so no money
-No exceptional popularity or status
-Tall tho, 6'2

Still banged around 90 sl00ts. Banged 2 this week, Portuguese one last night and a Finnish one on Tuesday.

Why do you think girls bang guys like me? I've got a sense of humor, I've got personality, I've got an interesting life and lifestyle. I make them FEEL things. That's the chit girls crave more than anything else.

Fully expecting everyone to call bullchit on me. Go on and live in your delusional lives where only looks and status matter, while I'm grabbing the sloots from under your nose.
God i wish I had a real college experience...

i wouldve cleaned up so much. its just sad to know ill never have it
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post 1460631043 09-03-2016, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By IYIaYBe⏩
sloots are thinking hes kwabs
Support feminists. Hairy women need love too.

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post 1460632023 09-03-2016, 05:32 PM
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Well, I'm average as fcuk, 5 and maybe 6 on a good day. Get laid by women who are also 5- 6 and sometimes if I'm lucky a 7.
People who are above average get laid by women who are also above average. And below average get laid by women below average.
Of course, there are situations where things like power"status, money" and personality can completely overpower the looks. But usually people only manage to slay those who are in the same category as them selfs . That's why you always see obese people dating each other
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post 1460642373 09-03-2016, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By IYIaYBe⏩


I got sum bad newz boyo...
lmfao, you're ugly af son, downsyndrome eyes of peace. I know those feels tho dw
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post 1460643003 09-03-2016, 07:06 PM
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Damn, OP getting wrecked.
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post 1460644303 09-03-2016, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Damn, OP getting wrecked.
Ill believe the chit talk when a real female comes in here and confirms my supposed ugliness

Until then its all cope to me lol
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post 1460644553 09-03-2016, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
Ill believe the chit talk when a real female comes in here and confirms my supposed ugliness

Until then its all cope to me lol
read this thread:
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=164553481

when a brah is goodlooking, we go full homo on them.

Don't be delusional fam.
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post 1460644593 09-03-2016, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
Ill believe the chit talk when a real female comes in here and confirms my supposed ugliness

Until then its all cope to me lol
if you've banged under 25 women then they have by actions not words.
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post 1460645063 09-03-2016, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By TSBrah⏩
read this thread:
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=164553481

when a brah is goodlooking, we go full homo on them.

Don't be delusional fam.
Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩
if you've banged under 25 women then they have by actions not words.
So its true? I'm ugly? Can this be my whole life I've been living a lie?

But the messages
The...the pics....
The.....
Feels fuking terrible man
I think im going to add it to my crews srs
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post 1460645203 09-03-2016, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
QUOTE=Shortstop36;1460644593]if you've banged under 25 women then they have by actions not words.
So its true? I'm ugly? Can this be my whole life I've been living a lie?

But the messages
The...the pics....
The.....
Feels fuking terrible man
I think im going to add it to my crews srs[/QUOTE]



Penis inside a Girl is the only IOI there is. Anything else is cope
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post 1460645473 09-03-2016, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩
So its true? I'm ugly? Can this be my whole life I've been living a lie?

But the messages
The...the pics....
The.....
Feels fuking terrible man
I think im going to add it to my crews srs
Penis inside a Girl is the only IOI there is. Anything else is cope[/QUOTE]

How about penis inside mouf count no?
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post 1460645493 09-03-2016, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
Ill believe the chit talk when a real female comes in here and confirms my supposed ugliness

Until then its all cope to me lol
I think you're not a bad looking guy, 5.5 out of 10 I'd say. I'll ask my wife what she thinks. I promise to be honest.
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post 1460646713 09-03-2016, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
So its true? I'm ugly? Can this be my whole life I've been living a lie?

But the messages
The...the pics....
The.....
Feels fuking terrible man
I think im going to add it to my crews srs
If you didn't creampie at least two of those white sloots in the pic I posted then you're just the sweet, harmless, funny token black guy friend white sloots take pics with to look trendy, tolerant and cool.
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post 1460647053 09-03-2016, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩
If you didn't creampie at least two of those white sloots in the pic I posted then you're just the sweet, harmless, funny token black friend guy white sloots take pics with to look trendy, tolerant and cool.
post 1460650783 09-03-2016, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Arkileon⏩
yeah.

dude has a 10/10 physique
post 1460661913 09-03-2016, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩
If you didn't creampie at least two of those white sloots in the pic I posted then you're just the sweet, harmless, funny token black guy friend white sloots take pics with to look trendy, tolerant and cool.
I could have srs, they used to call me BBD (big black dink) but i was toi much of a pussy to try and smash, plus i was on Auschwitz time back then and I had no beard

But misc won't belive that
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I think you're not a bad looking guy, 5.5 out of 10 I'd say. I'll ask my wife what she thinks. I promise to be honest.
Even if she says im good looking it wont matter. Misc thinks I'm ugly

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Originally Posted By Miscular⏩
dude has a 10/10 physique
-5 for poop skin
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Originally Posted By gladiatorsong⏩
-5 for poop skin
lol wtf
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OP did they name you after Kwasimodo?
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Originally Posted By bodybuilderbob8⏩
So you're a 6'2, above-average looking college student with a rich social life and a better body than 90% of the male population in real life... Dude, it's obvious why you get laid.

Curious though what makes your lifestyle so interesting?
What makes my lifestyle interesting is that I've pretty much done all the cool **** people want to do. I'm a "new experience junkie" man.

Name anything cool, I've done it:
-Skydiving
-Rock climbing
-Traveling the world (Only continent I still have to check off my list is Antarctica)
-Met some famous people (Bill Gates, Belgian king, a CEO of a fortune 500 company I'm not going to name for reasonz)
-...

Just a few off the top of my head. Just so many stories that I can tell.
But still, just those experiences won't get you laid. Some social awareness and verbal game is what makes it all tie together and work. That's definitely the most important thing imo
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Originally Posted By Kwace⏩
I could have srs, they used to call me BBD (big black dink) but i was toi much of a pussy to try and smash, plus i was on Auschwitz time back then and I had no beard

But misc won't belive that



Even if she says im good looking it wont matter. Misc thinks I'm ugly

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Don't think you're ugly man, but being on dat dere Auschwitz time and not having a beard is the worst excuse for not getting pu$$ that I've ever heard
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I hear you. I'm thankful that enough women find me attractive so as to make up for my lack of height and general a$$hole personality. But, a lotttttt of people seriously underestimate the power of being funny and having a calm confidence in yourself.
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It's not all about looks my friend
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because they have game
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. you might think the guy is a 4 but the girl thinks hes a 7
chicks with low self-esteem settling for less attractive guys because they think of themselves as unattractive
the guy could be popular and chicks pink knight guys with status
etc.
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