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post 1460715833 09-04-2016, 11:59 AM
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Lower your standards enough and stop going exclusively for girls who get 100 social media messages per day from random guys and you can get laid as an ugly brah
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson
lol op learns he is the ugly guy that gets laid itt.


this.

op 5.5/10 face + 9.5/10 physique = overall 7.5/10?? strong profit margin to thread content ratio

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Originally Posted By amenccm
lmao
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Originally Posted By quadfecta
Lower your standards enough and stop going exclusively for girls who get 100 social media messages per day from random guys and you can get laid as an ugly brah
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Originally Posted By MulattoBrah7
I asked u what u meant by ethnic

I've found that white Canadian girls tend to have a fascination with cute Hispanic/mixed guys so might have been that
He was either Indian or Afghani.
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Originally Posted By Laconises
I have this 5'1 ethnic, balding, framecel (weighs all of 110 pounds) "I'm the European now" acquaintance who lives on welfare. Can't even afford a bicycle. Lives with 10 other ethnic framecels in a run-down three-bedroom apartment.

He pulls mad gushy gush all the time. I'm talking prime white teenage gushy gush from good homes. With ease. It's crazy he just walks into a shop or wherever and the HBBs approach him and ASK HIM for HIS number. Then they text him the same day and it's basically always a same-day lay. Bareback. Creampie. They often get pregnant. He probably has 100+ mongrel bastards by now.

But he has a great personality and sense of humour. Just DGAF about anything. Oozing confidence. Bishesfeelthat chit and they leave snail trails on the pavement whenever he's walking with them.

Why even lift?
I literally can't tell if you're being serious or not since you described such a specific situation, but from all the hyperbole, as well as the sheer impossibility, I'm going to guess you're joking lol.
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bruh i'm ugly as fuk, and a manlet and just got laid 5 min ago
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Originally Posted By Antonio519
bruh i'm ugly as fuk, and a manlet and just got laid 5 min ago
To be fair you look like you have a wide, thick frame. Being a manlet doesn't hurt nearly as much if you have that going for you since it gives you a masculine appearance. Plus, I guarantee you're not nearly as ugly as you think you are.
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant
He was either Indian or Afghani.
Then idk
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Originally Posted By Laconises
But he has a great personality and sense of humour. Just DGAF about anything. Oozing confidence.
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer
/thread
But it isn't, the douchey op brought this on himself. I honestly don't understand the point of the thread.

If you're getting pussy why do you give a **** if anyone else is? It's not my dink, I can't share your dick feelings.
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Originally Posted By Laconises
I have this 5'1 ethnic, balding, framecel (weighs all of 110 pounds) "I'm the European now" acquaintance who lives on welfare. Can't even afford a bicycle. Lives with 10 other ethnic framecels in a run-down three-bedroom apartment.

He pulls mad gushy gush all the time. I'm talking prime white teenage gushy gush from good homes. With ease. It's crazy he just walks into a shop or wherever and the HBBs approach him and ASK HIM for HIS number. Then they text him the same day and it's basically always a same-day lay. Bareback. Creampie. They often get pregnant. He probably has 100+ mongrel bastards by now.

But he has a great personality and sense of humour. Just DGAF about anything. Oozing confidence. Bishesfeelthat chit and they leave snail trails on the pavement whenever he's walking with them.

Why even lift?
bro, honestly, unless u're gonna post pics of said dude just stfu

there's always one of u *******s in these kind of threads.

they always hv some ugly piece of chit friend pulling mad hot pussy.

yeah, sure bro
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Originally Posted By FryDude
But it isn't, the douchey op brought this on himself. I honestly don't understand the point of the thread.

If you're getting pussy why do you give a **** if anyone else is? It's not my dink, I can't share your dick feelings.
What are you talking about, the title of the thread is "I don't understand how ugly guys can get laid". Laconises explained why they do.
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer
What are you talking about, the title of the thread is "I don't understand how ugly guys can get laid". Laconises explained why they do.
lol miscommunication. I agree with both of you.

I'm saying there will be no /thread for opie.
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lol all the bull-****ers in this thread.
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Originally Posted By rockr101
bro, honestly, unless u're gonna post pics of said dude just stfu

there's always one of u *******s in these kind of threads.

they always hv some ugly piece of chit friend pulling mad hot pussy.

yeah, sure bro
right it feels like fukking everyone knows this guy or has a friend like this. I never meet these ugly people who slay in real life. Never even saw one at frat houses
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Originally Posted By Laconises
I have this 5'1 ethnic, balding, framecel (weighs all of 110 pounds) "I'm the European now" acquaintance who lives on welfare. Can't even afford a bicycle. Lives with 10 other ethnic framecels in a run-down three-bedroom apartment.

He pulls mad gushy gush all the time. I'm talking prime white teenage gushy gush from good homes. With ease. It's crazy he just walks into a shop or wherever and the HBBs approach him and ASK HIM for HIS number. Then they text him the same day and it's basically always a same-day lay. Bareback. Creampie. They often get pregnant. He probably has 100+ mongrel bastards by now.

But he has a great personality and sense of humour. Just DGAF about anything. Oozing confidence. Bishesfeelthat chit and they leave snail trails on the pavement whenever he's walking with them.

Why even lift?
rofl @ anyone who believes this chit
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Originally Posted By kalamari01
rofl @ anyone who believes this chit
lol at any FA that doesn't
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To be honest I'm becoming a little more optimistic lately. Woke up early today, went to my favorite coffee shop, applied for a few internships, got accepted into the clubs I joined, made myself a big breakfast, set new PRs at the gym today, and even swam/hit the sauna afterwards. And it's not even 3 here.

It feels really good to get out of the house and not spend so much time cooped up in my dorm on the Internet all day. No lie I already feel so much more energetic and motivated and confident. I'm really starting to think Internet addiction and absence of a social life might be my main problem and the cause of most FA cases...
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Originally Posted By bodybuilderbob8
To be honest I'm becoming a little more optimistic lately. Woke up early today, went to my favorite coffee shop, applied for a few internships, got accepted into the clubs I joined, made myself a big breakfast, set new PRs at the gym today, and even swam/hit the sauna afterwards. And it's not even 3 here.

It feels really good to get out of the house and not spend so much time cooped up in my dorm on the Internet all day. No lie I already feel so much more energetic and motivated and confident. I'm really starting to think Internet addiction and absence of a social life might be my main problem and the cause of most FA cases...
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this goes for personality/confidence/mind state and really anything in life.


think of how far opposite sitting at home, interacting with e-people and fapping to online women is than going out interacting with real people, and getting your dink sucked by a girl youd usually take a mental image for fapping purposes later is
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer
lol at any FA that doesn't
I see ugly fuks with hbbs sometimes but that scenario doesn't even seem possible. Girls approaching and getting number from balding manlet? Cmon brah.
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Originally Posted By kalamari01
I see ugly fuks with hbbs sometimes but that scenario doesn't even seem possible. Girls approaching and getting number from balding manlet? Cmon brah.
To be honest, after getting outside and actually experiencing life today, I'm starting to give less of a fuk that I'm so short, especially after seeing plenty of manlets lifting with HBB girlfriends at the gym just an hour ago. It's obviously not everything, but confidence theory might have some merit, brahs. Can't even believe I just said that. Hopefully this isn't just a phase...
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it's all about the personality and charisma
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tfw you're too much of a pussy to approach girls, but thankfully you can just sit back and wait for them to throw themselves at you

Not sure how you guys do it. Living life on easy mode when you're a Chad
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OP you have an objectively ugly face. How deluded are you to make this thread?
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This thread has been alive for nearly an entire week now
Am very impressed OP good job
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Originally Posted By quadfecta
This summarizes the misc in 1 post fukking lmao
This is how I imagine every miscer that talks chit in every thread like this lol.
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Originally Posted By rockr101
bro, honestly, unless u're gonna post pics of said dude just stfu

there's always one of u *******s in these kind of threads.

they always hv some ugly piece of chit friend pulling mad hot pussy.

yeah, sure bro
Anyone who goes out often and has a large social circle will know at least one ugly manlet who pulls a lot, though Laconises is likely exaggerating to make a point.
Originally Posted By TommyRO
right it feels like fukking everyone knows this guy or has a friend like this. I never meet these ugly people who slay in real life. Never even saw one atfrat houses
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