Thread: Biggest pricks on the road?
09-13-2016, 10:18 AM
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Taxi drivers, Dodge Chargers, BMW, Mercedes, I dont see Audi drivers doing nearly as much stupid chit as BMW and Mercedes drivers.
09-13-2016, 10:23 AM
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Over here (England) is is Audi's hands down, all the super kunt BMW owners switched over to them when they become 'cool'. There are plenty of people that say they just couldn't own one because of the horrible image they have here.
BMW drives are the runner up in the selfish kunt stakes
After that probably Golf GTi drivers (they couldn't afford a decent Audi or BMW so they are extra aggro)
BMW drives are the runner up in the selfish kunt stakes
After that probably Golf GTi drivers (they couldn't afford a decent Audi or BMW so they are extra aggro)
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09-13-2016, 10:35 AM
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It's a toss up between the mid 20's fat Kunt with pink hair driving some old piece of chit Pontiac sunfire, or anyone with a Bernie sanders sticker those jag offs love to drive 5 under in the left lane
09-13-2016, 10:36 AM
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09-13-2016, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
Pretty sure that applies in lots of other placesYou just described every driver in the state of Massachussetts.

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09-13-2016, 10:50 AM
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bmw 3 series (excluding most M3's and 335), prius, bumper sticker magnets, and really old sht cars that you can tell would probably blow up past 60mph
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09-13-2016, 10:55 AM
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BMW. Decrepit ricers or tiny women in SUVs.
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09-13-2016, 10:55 AM
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- white Mercedes sloots
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
09-13-2016, 10:57 AM
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those 15 year + old chitty civics with loud cuck cans for exaust, also cyclist, like srs get off the ****ing road youre on a bike and theres a huge sidewalk right next to you, always half to swerve into on coming traffic because im scared im gonna run them over and go to prison
09-13-2016, 11:05 AM
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09-13-2016, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By pwoL⏩
This- white Mercedes sloots
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
The people of the colored variety, who seem to think they own the roads, as well as Social Security. Always screaming at you at stoplight to let them merge, constantly tailgating and braking at the last minute.
Infiniti owners always seem to never let anyone merge.
Camry owners are always texting
Civic owners cant seem to find an exhaust system that doesnt leak.
09-13-2016, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By pwoL⏩
if the lane hasn't ended and there are still lines separating them, they are doing nothing wrong. However, if they have already reached the arrows and are still trying to push further ahead, then yes, we should all be allowed to collectively run them off the road- white Mercedes sloots
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
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09-13-2016, 11:24 AM
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I'm super surprised. Never seen an issue before with BMW drivers.
Mine has been all the same complaints about BMW, except with NISSAN F****** ALTIMAS.
Mine has been all the same complaints about BMW, except with NISSAN F****** ALTIMAS.
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09-13-2016, 11:26 AM
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Infinitis - you can always count on them to go all the way to the front of the line of cars at a merge and push their way in, because waiting in lines is for chumps.
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09-13-2016, 11:26 AM
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3 series BMW owners, Riced out diesel truck *******s, and then bicycles.
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09-13-2016, 11:28 AM
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people who drive bicycles on the road
people who don't use the turn signal or use it when they have already switched lanes
people who don't use the turn signal or use it when they have already switched lanes
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09-13-2016, 11:29 AM
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PT Cruiser (Loser) drivers
- always racing other cars even R8's and corvette stingrays '16
- cuts you off then slows down for no reason until you move to the next lane then they move over and do the same thing
- 4 way stops always go first when it's clear they arrived last
- gives you the finger for moving in front of them for whatever reason
- throws urine bottles out their window on the highway regardless of traffic density
etc. etc.
- always racing other cars even R8's and corvette stingrays '16
- cuts you off then slows down for no reason until you move to the next lane then they move over and do the same thing
- 4 way stops always go first when it's clear they arrived last
- gives you the finger for moving in front of them for whatever reason
- throws urine bottles out their window on the highway regardless of traffic density
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09-13-2016, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
watchout your comments bro.Infinitis - you can always count on them to go all the way to the front of the line of cars at a merge and push their way in, because waiting in lines is for chumps.
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09-13-2016, 11:59 AM
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Infact, an Audi aggresively followed me almost all the way home from work today
09-13-2016, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Kleinnd⏩
rage mode induced every time. there is this park i took my dog to walk in the morning and two morning in a row some ass hat parks right next to me in an EMPTY parking lot.people who ride your bumper even when you're going above the speed limit...
when you decide to park far away from everyone else, and someone still manages to park beside u
it's like people who sit next to you on an empty bus..like whyyy, dog?
when you decide to park far away from everyone else, and someone still manages to park beside u
it's like people who sit next to you on an empty bus..like whyyy, dog?
Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
so true about lifted trucks smh. i get some douche riding my ass in one literally every time i drive, and i go the speed limit/slightly above and maintain my speed. then they always flash their lights constantly. one sunday morning i'm driving on some back roads, it's not even 7am and this lifted truck comes speeding up behind me and rides my ass. we both took the same left turn and as i'm turning he turns into the other lane and passes me lmao....da fuk he in such a hurry for on a sunday morning?Everybody, yes everybody with a lifted truck has sworn an oath to tailgate everyone with impunity.
Second only to the lifted truck is every jack-wagon driving a Subaru WRX thinking they have a rally car. Those douches must think the rest of us don't know that they are slow as fuark. Even the STi is a raging turd, but somehow they think that their $1k down $275 per moth chit-box is fast.
Second only to the lifted truck is every jack-wagon driving a Subaru WRX thinking they have a rally car. Those douches must think the rest of us don't know that they are slow as fuark. Even the STi is a raging turd, but somehow they think that their $1k down $275 per moth chit-box is fast.
there are a lot of douche's, a holes and dumb asses on the road but no one style of vehicle has the consistency as lifted truck drivers. literally all of them drive exactly the same.
09-13-2016, 12:05 PM
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Everyone srs
Cyclists, luxury vehicle owners, bus drivers, big rig truckers, soccer moms... just everyone srs
Especially as a motorcycle rider myself, so many people texting and distracted
Cyclists, luxury vehicle owners, bus drivers, big rig truckers, soccer moms... just everyone srs
Especially as a motorcycle rider myself, so many people texting and distracted
09-13-2016, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By pwoL⏩
If done correctly, this reduces congestion if other people let them in versus blocking them at the end of the merging lane. When they merge too early, it creates a greater back up due to the unused portion of the road ahead. Imagine in stop-and-go traffic, people start merging 1000ft ahead before the lane ends. I do agree however, that most of the time it's done incorrectly (merging at wrong time, people purposefully blocking etc) which counterintuitively creates more traffic- the jackass in a highway lane that's ending, where instead of zipper merging early when he has an opening, will drive all the way down to the end and try to squeeze in the last second... often times having to come to a stop which fcuks up the flow of traffic. You should be able to shoot these people on sight.
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
Slow drivers who think they are in the right so they do whatever they want.What car drivers do you think are the biggest pricks on the road? BMW, Mustang, lifted truck, soccer moms???
09-13-2016, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By miscinbro⏩
no one is jelly of the bmw base 3 series lmao, its practically like the camry of toyotasBMW 328i driver - hate is real.
But srs, drives way better than a corolla or something. It's what I could responsibly afford. You all think paying another cars worth for a 5 would be better? Got to say, feels like there is some jelly here.
But srs, drives way better than a corolla or something. It's what I could responsibly afford. You all think paying another cars worth for a 5 would be better? Got to say, feels like there is some jelly here.
surprisingly, most bmw base model drivers are really *******s on the road because they think they own the road or its some sloot on her phone while driving
09-13-2016, 12:41 PM
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Everyone in Atlanta. 85 is one giant death race of people swerving over 4 lanes with no signal just to get in the tightest spot imaginable.
People who take their sweet time changing lanes trying to make their transition over look pretty.
Anyone who goes under the speed limit in the left lane.
The ******* who drives next to the car in the right lane like they're buttbuddies so no one can pass
People who take their sweet time changing lanes trying to make their transition over look pretty.
Anyone who goes under the speed limit in the left lane.
The ******* who drives next to the car in the right lane like they're buttbuddies so no one can pass
09-13-2016, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By miscinbro⏩
BMW 328i driver - hate is real.
But srs, drives way better than a corolla or something. It's what I could responsibly afford. You all think paying another cars worth for a 5 would be better? Got to say, feels like there is some jelly here.
But srs, drives way better than a corolla or something. It's what I could responsibly afford. You all think paying another cars worth for a 5 would be better? Got to say, feels like there is some jelly here.

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