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Thread: Interviewer tells Jonah Hill she wants to cuck him..lmao

post 1462136653 09-13-2016, 07:52 PM
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shes fine as hell. i might let her cuck me just so that i can sniff Brad Pitts balls as he pounds her
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post 1462137323 09-13-2016, 07:57 PM
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regardless of his physique, that guy probably pulls 9 and 10's on a daily...deep inside she knows, she just tried to have her moment of self-boosting
post 1462137693 09-13-2016, 08:00 PM
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> female
> comedian

pick one.
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post 1462138773 09-13-2016, 08:08 PM
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man i hate jonah hill but that bish wasn't funny and was awkward as hell

my reaction to her "joke"


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post 1462139143 09-13-2016, 08:11 PM
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Actually felt bad for him
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post 1462139203 09-13-2016, 08:12 PM
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This is why being an average to below average looking celebrity would suck lol
post 1462139293 09-13-2016, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Fsharpasharp⏩






lmao dying over here. took me a while to notice the subway pic was fake. only realized after scrolling down.

honestly I thought it was pretty funny. not sure what kind of show that is but depending on it's style/humor that may or may not have been out of place. he didn't seem to take it well so it was probably out of place in which case it wasn't a good joke to tell.
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post 1462139763 09-13-2016, 08:17 PM
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French women rule. Jonah Hill hasn't been funny since 2007
post 1462140743 09-13-2016, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Kaduceus⏩
Jonah Hill came in to my work one day (before my graduate work) and asked a girl I worked with if he could take her to dinner. She said she had a boyfriend. He said that's fine I don't care I just want to take you to dinner.

They went to dinner. And he kissed her on the cheek. And that was it.

Not sure if that's getting cucked/being alpha/being weird.... but it's just an interesting story
I've heard comedians live in a dark world in their mind. Dude is probably fuked in the head. He's still beta despite wealth.
post 1462140933 09-13-2016, 08:25 PM
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Girl says he has a sexual fantasy with him and basically says "Lol, jk. I want nothing to do with you, I'd rather have your friends Eiffel Tower me. I don't even want you in the same room as me" that must sting, especially if the girl is a nobody and you're a millionaire.
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He has a hairline of the gods, and you can see he could have some decent facial aesthetics under all that goo. But he just can't help but remain a fat chit.
This, he'd be more attractive than Leo (Probably a lot more) if he lost some damn fat. It's mostly his own fault that he's getting humiliated on TV.
post 1462142413 09-13-2016, 08:37 PM
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he got owned. miscers wk'ing jonah hill like a female. No female wants to sleep with that fat turd. It was a good joke
post 1462143313 09-13-2016, 08:44 PM
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post 1462144183 09-13-2016, 08:53 PM
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his reaction is priceless
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post 1462147183 09-13-2016, 09:19 PM
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I would've told her I'd rape her after that.
post 1462148793 09-13-2016, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
Is that a fuking tranny at 0:53?

Fuking France not even once
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post 1462149443 09-13-2016, 09:34 PM
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fuking beta response. he should have told her that he has enough money to make her do anything that he wants.
post 1462150003 09-13-2016, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By MetalLover⏩
I don't get it. I'd understand him eating himself to death if he were a broke McDonald's worker, in a hole next to impossible to get out of. But he has potential, constant media cameras pointing his way, and a lot to live for. That should be all the motivation you need.


Oh and just to clear up the Misc white knight *******ry of siding with the dumb sloot making the awkward joke... no, he wasn't smiling elatedly during her proposed sexual encounter with him, which deflated into misery when she delivered the punchline.

His demeanour does not flinch throughout the entire joke, even after the drop he retains the same look he had while she let on she wanted his cawk; contempt for this nobody sloot bothering him:
its more like he's too focused listening to the translator on the earpiece, he couldn't understand a single word from the french hbb
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post 1462150313 09-13-2016, 09:40 PM
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What merited that insult?
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post 1462153013 09-13-2016, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ContrarianIndi⏩
What merited that insult?
The French are a rude people.


She's lucky that she wasn't speaking German.
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Originally Posted By Girthantoklops⏩
She too old for my bro leo anyway, nuff said
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Does he speak french or what? I'm too drunk to tell if he had a teleprompter.

Seems scripted, doubt he was really offended. She probably sucked his dick later.
post 1462154083 09-13-2016, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Nihiliste⏩
Does he speak french or what? I'm too drunk to tell if he had a teleprompter.

Seems scripted, doubt he was really offended. She probably sucked his dick later.
Are you too retarded to notice him wearing an earpiece and speaking English? Clearly he has a translator
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It's douchy. He's doing a world press junket in markets he's unfamiliar with and in languages he doesn't speak. I'd assume by his reactions he has no idea what he's walking into and her delivery is ****y.

She reminds me of the girls who get vile and mean after they had too much to drink - insult just to cut people.
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Imo Hill looks pretty facially aesthetic here.
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Originally Posted By BuralBrah⏩
looks like that miscer danap or something. dustin hoffman in drag
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Wow what an absolute kunt she is.

Brad pitt and leo would bang her and then kick her to the gutter where is belongs.
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Lmao, who knew Jonah Hill was a sensitive little bitch? That was pretty funny.
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wood have sex with jonah hill and make that good looking presenter watch


wait wat?
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U guys interpreting this wrong, he's just cringing at her horrific delivery imo. This dude gets way hotter sloots on the reg
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