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post 1462241503 09-14-2016, 01:14 PM
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Had to dominate a twink in the hood today to save my life.....`

So basically i was walking through a bad area to meet up a latino twink from grindr, this was the ghetto . Anyway i meet the twink and hes hugging all up on me and kisses me on the cheek wtf, i can see gangsta cholos all around starting to stare and i get nervous. I tell him to get off me and that im not gay im not into him doing all this shiit, im just here to dominate him so lets go back to his place already so i can choke his beta ass with my giant snake of a cawk a bit and get a nut off. But he just wont fuking stop, and now a crowd of angry gangsta cholos and old ayrian dudes with cowboy hats surround us and i hear them swearing under their breath.


I had to take control of things as the twink was now yelling back at the guys how its 2016 and that they should not be so hateful, now they start yelling at us and im about to get my ass beat. So i push this twink down to the ground and he squeals like a pig, he tries to get up but i mount him from behind and pull his pants down, i yell to the angry crowd "THIS IS HOW WE HOLD DOWN THE LAW IN PRISON WHEN BITCH BOY Twinks GET OUT OF LINE!" I then go in raw in his angus and nearly rip all my foreskin off but i have no choice and im going full power now and the twink is crying. The dudes around us start head nodding me and saying things like "das right bigmane u gotta put dis twink back in line" and "its how we do in da barrio teach him a lesson!"


Eventually i climax inside of the twink and i gotta be honest i have never been more aroused in my life. I quickly ran off while i still had the crowd behind me, dunno whatever happened to the twink, i hope he didnt get his ass beat too bad for being a feminine ladyboy. As i ran off though some leftover jizz flew off my dick and landed on some dude's face, i guess i forgot to pull my pants off fully from all the excitement. But it was cool, i could hear him yell at me "Das cool mane thats just friendly fire i know how we do up in da penitentiary".


Oh God mods please dont ban me for this true story, i hope i didnt break any twinks angus's .
post 1462241793 09-14-2016, 01:16 PM
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post 1462242103 09-14-2016, 01:19 PM
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Get to the part where you got AIDS and have to take 30+ pills a day.
post 1462242283 09-14-2016, 01:20 PM
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Was the twinkie atleast good?
I like the tuna here.
post 1462242393 09-14-2016, 01:20 PM
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this didnt give me a chuckle at all
post 1462242503 09-14-2016, 01:22 PM
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nice pics *******
post 1462242613 09-14-2016, 01:22 PM
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Inb4 u get turned out by a twink
post 1462242683 09-14-2016, 01:23 PM
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post 1462242793 09-14-2016, 01:24 PM
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post 1462242903 09-14-2016, 01:25 PM
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Thread of the day so far.
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post 1462242913 09-14-2016, 01:25 PM
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are we twins
post 1462243243 09-14-2016, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By SportsDumbbell
First of all in what hood are there Aryans nearby the Cholos? This is obviously a lie and you like guys?
they are allies in prison against the other gangs and cool with eachother outside lol you must never be in the hood brah

nothing wrong with dominating a twink once in a while can you really consider them guys they are so girly looking and frail its legit
Originally Posted By Getter_done
are we twins
yes brah
post 1462243403 09-14-2016, 01:28 PM
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post 1462243433 09-14-2016, 01:28 PM
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Lmao
post 1462243603 09-14-2016, 01:30 PM
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post 1462243713 09-14-2016, 01:31 PM
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post 1462243853 09-14-2016, 01:31 PM
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Aware. Still dumb tho
post 1462244423 09-14-2016, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SportsDumbbell
First of all in what hood are there Aryans nearby the Cholos? This is obviously a lie and you like guys?
Aryans WITH hats LOL! Bigmane doing what he gotta do to survive
post 1462245343 09-14-2016, 01:41 PM
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post 1462245493 09-14-2016, 01:42 PM
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read every word 10/10 thread going to fap now
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post 1462246033 09-14-2016, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking
Thread of the day so far.
It was the thread of yesterday too.
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post 1462246583 09-14-2016, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
are we twins
Aware
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post 1462247123 09-14-2016, 01:55 PM
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This happened
post 1462247363 09-14-2016, 01:56 PM
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das coo man
post 1462248613 09-14-2016, 02:03 PM
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Fkin lmao.. But srsly.. Why has misc gotten so gay lately?
post 1462248653 09-14-2016, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By SportsDumbbell
First of all in what hood are there Aryans nearby the Cholos? This is obviously a lie and you like guys?
Lol wat, do you even hood brah? You know that the Aryans and other White supremacist groups get their money, by dealing with the Mexican mafia
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post 1462248663 09-14-2016, 02:03 PM
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What in the fuk is wrong with you.
This is not a thread about your gf/mom/sister whatever
Even then you shoukd have pics
Tthis is a thread about somone you never even met and all you have to go on is their pics
And you dont post the pics
Where are the fuking pics man

Fuk you bro wheres the fuking pics

Seriously fuking sik of this chit fuk you you no pics having fuk i hope that girl is 15 and fuks you with a strap on so you get sent to jail and get pounded on the reg for being a ****.

Fuking no pics fuk
post 1462249173 09-14-2016, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Chezdon
What in the fuk is wrong with you.
This is not a thread about your gf/mom/sister whatever
Even then you shoukd have pics
Tthis is a thread about somone you never even met and all you have to go on is their pics
And you dont post the pics
Where are the fuking pics man

Fuk you bro wheres the fuking pics

Seriously fuking sik of this chit fuk you you no pics having fuk i hope that girl is 15 and fuks you with a strap on so you get sent to jail and get pounded on the reg for being a ****.

Fuking no pics fuk
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post 1462249513 09-14-2016, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Chezdon
What in the fuk is wrong with you.
This is not a thread about your gf/mom/sister whatever
Even then you shoukd have pics
Tthis is a thread about somone you never even met and all you have to go on is their pics
And you dont post the pics
Where are the fuking pics man

Fuk you bro wheres the fuking pics

Seriously fuking sik of this chit fuk you you no pics having fuk i hope that girl is 15 and fuks you with a strap on so you get sent to jail and get pounded on the reg for being a ****.

Fuking no pics fuk
quiet down before i turn you into one of my twinks with that kissy face you making it my cawk would wreck you m8
post 1462249723 09-14-2016, 02:11 PM
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One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
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