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post 1462330733 09-15-2016, 02:01 AM
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Being a mailman has it's pro's (PIC)

brb - nobody breathing down your neck
brb - ok wages
brb - dat job security (plebs will always need mail, or at least for the rest of my working life)
brb - not working in a stuffy office full of kunts
brb - paid to exercise
brb - finished by 2pm
brb - plenty of fresh air
brb - no 2 days are the same
brb - listen to music/don't have to stress
brb
brb
brb...

pic I took this morning (whilst everyone was in bed):

Dat early autumn glow



Stay mad haterz.
fist yourself
post 1462330763 09-15-2016, 02:02 AM
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Hmmm interesting. Repped OP
post 1462330833 09-15-2016, 02:04 AM
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take a pic in mid January and i'll see if I'm still jelly.
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post 1462330843 09-15-2016, 02:04 AM
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From what I understand, the retirement pension ain't bad either. at least in the States.
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post 1462330903 09-15-2016, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Peasantfighter⏩
take a pic in mid January and i'll see if I'm still jelly.
Enjoy working on your slavery line in the car factory breuh.
fist yourself
post 1462330923 09-15-2016, 02:08 AM
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BRB getting chased by rabid dogs
BRB getting chased by stemcell cuck husbands thinking ur hitting it from behind
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post 1462330963 09-15-2016, 02:09 AM
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brb banging hot bitches when their husbands are at work

we mailman now boyos
post 1462331003 09-15-2016, 02:10 AM
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Newman used to complain about being a postal service man. I'm going to listen to his expertise on this one.
post 1462331143 09-15-2016, 02:14 AM
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Lmao at done by two. Brb 6:30 pm mail shows up while I'm eating dinner.
(> ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)(>o_O)> 5'8" 155lbs
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post 1462331153 09-15-2016, 02:14 AM
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You're forgetting you work in the UK where it rains 3/4 of the year?
post 1462331163 09-15-2016, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
BRB getting chased by rabid dogs
BRB getting chased by stemcell cuck husbands thinking ur hitting it from behind
brb getting paid to bust nuts in sluts & do cardio
brb stay mad
fist yourself
post 1462331183 09-15-2016, 02:14 AM
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do you also run a stock photo website? cuz it clearly says Alamy Stock Photo on the bottom left hand corner
post 1462331223 09-15-2016, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Enjoy working on your slavery line in the car factory breuh.
when a guy comes in to start his shift after me, the first question I ask is "hows the weather"

dat no window feel.
B: 242lbs
S: 315lbs
D: 330lbs
post 1462331253 09-15-2016, 02:17 AM
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job security brah???

IDK bout other countries but Australia Post is absolutely phucked cos no one sends letters and their margins on parcel delivery was chit
post 1462331273 09-15-2016, 02:17 AM
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post 1462331313 09-15-2016, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Peasantfighter⏩
when a guy comes in to start his shift after me, the first question I ask is "hows the weather"

dat no window feel.
I feel your pain brother.

I used to work as an analyst in a windowless office.

dat no window feel:

brb - getting fat
brb - no tan
brb - depression
brb - unnatural
brb - suicide
brb
brb
brb..
fist yourself
post 1462331323 09-15-2016, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
pic I took this morning (whilst everyone was in bed):

Dat early autumn glow

Alamy Stock Photo



We’re all gonna make it.
post 1462331333 09-15-2016, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
brb getting paid to bust nuts in sluts & do cardio
brb stay mad
what are u gonna do when that stemcuck and rabid dog catch up to you?

"it was just a prank bro" wont help u
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post 1462331343 09-15-2016, 02:18 AM
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1:55 explain yourself
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post 1462331383 09-15-2016, 02:20 AM
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Lol at getting of at 2. My mail is delivered between 3-4 pm.

Not to mention the crap you have to deal with...

Brb can't deliver mail cuz hostile dog is in the way.

Brb no even notice your except when you have something for them.

Brb no career advancement due to baby boomers still holding high positions.

Need I say more?
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post 1462331483 09-15-2016, 02:22 AM
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Came in expecting

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One Meal a day crew
post 1462332273 09-15-2016, 02:41 AM
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pizza delivery driver is GOAT
post 1462332293 09-15-2016, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Cruzader510⏩
Lol at getting of at 2. My mail is delivered between 3-4 pm.

Not to mention the crap you have to deal with...

Brb can't deliver mail cuz hostile dog is in the way.

Brb no even notice your except when you have something for them.

Brb no career advancement due to baby boomers still holding high positions.

Need I say more?
Not sure what poverty country you live in, but in the UK

brb - nasty dog? simply don't deliver the mail
brb - that mail then goes into a minimum wage refugee's mailbag back at the sorting office
brb - that refugee takes over my shift when I knock off at 2, and his job is to deliver to all the 'difficult' addresses until the end of his minimum wage 12 hour shift. He also ges zero pension or benefits.

fist yourself
post 1462332463 09-15-2016, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
BRB getting chased by rabid dogs
BRB getting chased by stemcell cuck husbands thinking ur hitting it from behind
I would take this as a compliment. BRB poverty 3/10 balding manlet mailman getting chased by a CEO 10k/day chemical engineer who thinks he's getting cucked by me. Not even mad, would probably be the proudest day of my life AYYYYYY LMAO!
post 1462333713 09-15-2016, 03:02 AM
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I just woke up.
Miscing in my "home office" with a coffee and eggs... hmmm interdasting thread Busta.
Nice picture, *sips coffee*
*Turns on Out Of Office Replies*
post 1462333883 09-15-2016, 03:04 AM
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Busta finally admitting to his mailman legacy.
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post 1462334143 09-15-2016, 03:08 AM
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Yeah you keep telling yourself that, OP.

What's your salary?

I imagine this is what it usually looks like for you.

post 1462334203 09-15-2016, 03:08 AM
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Mailman is a pretty GOAT job actually

plus you know where all the hbb lonely housewives live

brb they answer the door for a package in just their underwear or better yet nothing
brb lemme just slip this package through your front door
brbr 10 mins later your sticking your package in her backdoor
If she hasn't got the glow, i don't want to know crew

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post 1462334573 09-15-2016, 03:14 AM
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How are no two days the same? Surely its just posting letters, which is exactly the same?
Do you do lette rposting for royal mail? or like parcels? What hours are your shifts?

Half day work sounds hnngh. Is it even easy to become a postman? What are pension plans/benefits like? Is it 7 days per week?

Do you get tips at Christmas?

Ever have HBB housewifes come onto you?

Do you have a van or a push bike?

So many questions..
post 1462334623 09-15-2016, 03:14 AM
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approx how much is your yearly salary?
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