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Thread: Met sexy girl at the club last night, danced with her, kissed her neck, got #

post 1462894313 09-18-2016, 11:59 PM
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tell her:

"your body is like what i imagine my body is like when i'm masturbating"
post 1462894703 09-19-2016, 12:03 AM
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Hey bby



























U want sum fuk?
post 1462897123 09-19-2016, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Almost thought I lost her there for a second boyos..
Originally Posted By Mik3yp⏩
This. The bolded sounds hella desperate
Ayyy my brahs from the bay. What's good!
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post 1462897383 09-19-2016, 12:41 AM
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Brb using my guide dog to see the pics u loaded since i must be blind
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post 1462898423 09-19-2016, 01:02 AM
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isn't OP nutellabrah?
post 1462898803 09-19-2016, 01:10 AM
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1. too long msgs + excitement in msgs = cringey as fuk brah txt game
2. ORDER her around = "Meet me on Sat"
3. Good comments = "Hey sexy", "Hey cutey"
4. It's a 50-50 = Always remain an ice cold playa...it'll keep ur mind sharp on execution rather than beta feels

After u txt enough girls and see how random it can be (50-50), u stop giving a fuk (because honestly getting ur hopes up is a waste of time) and just say things that get to the point
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post 1462899113 09-19-2016, 01:16 AM
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Say she's fun to dance with and she looked hot in her outfit. invite her out dancing. Then the day you are going out ask if she's willing to grab a bite and some drinks before dancing. From there escalate.
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post 1462899873 09-19-2016, 01:39 AM
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Show me how to dance salsa and I'll show you something else in return

You can easily reply a good response depending on what she says
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post 1462899893 09-19-2016, 01:40 AM
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post 1462900113 09-19-2016, 01:47 AM
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I honestly cant tell if this is a roll bread...how are you still texting like this at 22 OP? All the "lol"s and exclamation marks...no offense but those look like texts written by a girl. Cut that ish out.
post 1462900163 09-19-2016, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted By DuhSwagKing⏩
Ayyy my brahs from the bay. What's good!
checking in
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post 1462900243 09-19-2016, 01:49 AM
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post 1462900353 09-19-2016, 01:52 AM
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LMAO OP's cringy text game and his ab pic avi.... he is definitely nutellabrah




any miscers trying to help OP are wasting their time. he is a troll
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post 1462900963 09-19-2016, 02:11 AM
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"a gentlemen never tells"
LMFAO




it's over already boyo
post 1462900993 09-19-2016, 02:12 AM
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top tier trolling ITT
post 1462901033 09-19-2016, 02:13 AM
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cringed so fukin hard at "a gentleman never tells..." lmao in on roll bread
post 1462901493 09-19-2016, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Aware of what this is not an aware thread.



Thats tempting, but I don't want to do high risk maneuvering becauseI really liked her and we had some passionate moments and don't want to ruin that.



I think I'm gonna go with this. But can I tell her she is beautiful first? Or compliment how hot we were together?



lol good one
Please don't catch feels for this girl brah. She was basically fuking you on the dance floor when you just met her. She is a 100% sloot and will not be loyal. Don't even waste your time with feelings. Smash and dash.
post 1462901583 09-19-2016, 02:25 AM
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post 1462902563 09-19-2016, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted By goforthetie⏩
Basically


1. You pick date
2. She says Yes/No
- if Yes you plan to meet up
- if No you pick another date
3. She blows you off/makes excuse
- you pick another date
4. Repeat
This. Asking a question like you did ("When would be a good day for you? Maybe at the weekend?") is doomed.

Drinks = better chance of getting laid. Early week day = better chance of her being free.

e.g. "Drinks on Tuesday night"
post 1462903503 09-19-2016, 03:09 AM
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"I work in construction"
LOL now it all makes sense

Tradie confirmed
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post 1462903513 09-19-2016, 03:09 AM
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i agree with all the other guys, dont overdo the girly talk
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post 1462904193 09-19-2016, 03:24 AM
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a gentlemen never tells


























































wut
post 1462904843 09-19-2016, 03:39 AM
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i just don't understand how a person can be 22...be in good shape have a social job like sales...and still be this cringe

am i missing something here?
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post 1462905353 09-19-2016, 03:52 AM
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Know what i'd do if I could rearrange the alphabet...


Put the D in U.
post 1462905383 09-19-2016, 03:53 AM
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Hey did you know you could make a decent living selling hot dogs...

Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
post 1462905393 09-19-2016, 03:54 AM
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Im exhausted, i spent the whole day hiding every chair i could find...

So you wouldn't have anywhere to sit but on my face...
post 1462905423 09-19-2016, 03:56 AM
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Whats the difference between me and your couch...

your couch pulls out.
post 1462906073 09-19-2016, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By kenb9988⏩
cringed so fukin hard at "a gentleman never tells..." lmao in on roll bread
this. you're either a troll or a neckbeard or a ******* or all 3 combined.
post 1462907203 09-19-2016, 04:47 AM
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don't get offended by the comments on here OP, but misc is right. You'll figure it out sooner or later and look back at those texts wanting to punch yourself in the face.

Anyways, stop the ''lol'' smiley faces and over the top compliments - try being FLIRTY without directly complimenting her. Also, don't ask her when or where she'd want to go out, tell her something like ''I'll be in town after 8, you could join me so we get to know each other better'' if first time doesn't work, try again. if the second time doesn't work then:
a) she's busy, but wants to hang out so she'll propose another time/place when she's free
b) she's not busy, she's just not interested - in that case, move on. Put her on NC, after bailing twice she could hit you up at anytime in the future if she's even a tiny bit interested and then the ball's in your court


also, in general try to keep your messages short(er)
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Originally Posted By KhumatMibra⏩
r u an archaeologist cause i have a large bone that needs examining
Why is this line repeated so often on the MISC?

Makes me fkn cringe
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