Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now - V34: Puppers and Pectorals
  1. Results 7831 to 7860 of 9037
  2. Page 262 of 302
  3. First
  5. 260
  6. 261
  7. 262
  8. 263
  9. 264
  11. Last

Thread: Calling out all miscers who are "Working" right now - V34: Puppers and Pectorals

post 1463954491 09-26-2016, 02:50 PM
-
#7831
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  3. Join Date: Sep 2008
  4. Location: Virginia, United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 3,665
  7. Rep Power: 12007
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
this is pretty interesting to me srs. i have been with my wife since long before tinder existed so i dont really understand the entire dynamic of the conversation part, would expect it to p much be the "dont say anything dumb" game and you were golden. Have you had success with women irl?
Couple girlfriends over the years. Haven't ever really prioritized randomly approaching women ever but I'm fairly comfortable dating at this point. I think it really depends on attractiveness. I usually just keep it casual and ask how their week is going or how their weekend was. From there I try to find an interest and suggest meeting up. If they're truly down to meet then that's really all it should take, that's my theory anyways.
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
oh the ignorance. how bliss it must be lol

idk how long you guys been together, but dating, especially over apps like tinder, is stupid challenging if you aren't a chad. Even more so if you actually lift and do anything whatsoever to show it off. my ex told me that long before we'd ever met, she'd matched with me on tinder, and even though I'd messaged her and she thought I was attractive, my pictures put her off and made her think that I thought I was too cool for school or something along those lines

pro-tip: nothing shirtless, or with sunglasses, or relating to lifting weights at all, or you'll be labeled "douche/tryhard/gymrat". true story. gl on your tinder goals of fall 2016, deceus
I think my biggest issue is just being unremarkable in both a good and bad way. No one gets excited to meet an average looking person doing moderately interesting things. Just really have to stand out from the crowd in some manner, I think, and I have no way of really doing that in a positive manner.
Crews are for homers crew
post 1463954621 09-26-2016, 02:51 PM
-
#7832
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Posts: 22,098
  6. Rep Power: 60212
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
oh the ignorance. how bliss it must be lol

idk how long you guys been together, but dating, especially over apps like tinder, is stupid challenging if you aren't a chad. Even more so if you actually lift and do anything whatsoever to show it off. my ex told me that long before we'd ever met, she'd matched with me on tinder, and even though I'd messaged her and she thought I was attractive, my pictures put her off and made her think that I thought I was too cool for school or something along those lines

pro-tip: nothing shirtless, or with sunglasses, or relating to lifting weights at all, or you'll be labeled "douche/tryhard/gymrat". true story. gl on your tinder goals of fall 2016, deceus
could've just said pro-tip: don't do everything sgballin would do

also been with my girl since 07, so never been a part of the dating game with sht like Tinder. cant imagine how easy it would be. like shooting fish in a barrel (unless youre some variation of Asian with tiny pen0r and wear RVCA snapbacks)
a novel
post 1463954651 09-26-2016, 02:52 PM
-
#7833
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: California, United States
  5. Posts: 26,563
  6. Rep Power: 96351
Originally Posted By Deceus⏩
Couple girlfriends over the years. Haven't ever really prioritized randomly approaching women ever but I'm fairly comfortable dating at this point. I think it really depends on attractiveness. I usually just keep it casual and ask how their week is going or how their weekend was. From there I try to find an interest and suggest meeting up. If they're truly down to meet then that's really all it should take, that's my theory anyways.
right on man. well im sure some fun will turn up. maybe its the area you live in too
post 1463954751 09-26-2016, 02:53 PM
-
#7834
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: California, United States
  5. Posts: 26,563
  6. Rep Power: 96351
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
could've just said pro-tip: don't do everything sgballin would do
yea dont think hed ever wear a snapback 4 inches above where it goes and turned backwards so hes good, in addition to that, he doesnt loyter around with the boys on a saturday night and have to fight the case
post 1463954811 09-26-2016, 02:54 PM
-
#7835
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Location: California, Uganda
  5. Posts: 25,380
  6. Rep Power: 219281
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
could've just said pro-tip: don't do everything sgballin would do

also been with my girl since 07, so never been a part of the dating game with sht like Tinder. cant imagine how easy it would be. like shooting fish in a barrel (unless youre some variation of Asian with tiny pen0r and wear RVCA snapbacks)
strong non-subtle callout

my tinder experiences may be skewed though, as i'm not white. so waias expectation may be more accurate than my time involved
"So t
post 1463955051 09-26-2016, 02:56 PM
-
#7836
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Posts: 22,098
  6. Rep Power: 60212
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
strong non-subtle callout

my tinder experiences may be skewed though, as i'm not white. so waias expectation may be more accurate than my time involved
lol I had to take a couple shots back after all the back jokes ITT today
inb4 white tinder privilege
a novel
post 1463955331 09-26-2016, 02:58 PM
-
#7837
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: California, United States
  5. Posts: 26,563
  6. Rep Power: 96351
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
strong non-subtle callout

my tinder experiences may be skewed though, as i'm not white. so waias expectation may be more accurate than my time involved
yea good luck, inb4 some chick goes on and matches with you to get help on her math homework.
post 1463955561 09-26-2016, 03:00 PM
-
#7838
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  1. waias15
  2. SPC: German Contract Law
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Posts: 22,098
  6. Rep Power: 60212
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
yea good luck, inb4 some chick goes on and matches with you to get help on her math homework.
fukkin LOL
im out on that note
a novel
post 1463955971 09-26-2016, 03:03 PM
-
#7839
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  3. Join Date: Sep 2008
  4. Location: Virginia, United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 3,665
  7. Rep Power: 12007
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
strong non-subtle callout

my tinder experiences may be skewed though, as i'm not white. so waias expectation may be more accurate than my time involved
Nah it's about the same for anyone not 7+/10, you're either in the 20% or a backup option in my experience in a majority of the cases. One group gets effort, the other will get excuses. Slept with an 18 year old when I first moved here 2 months ago. She kept sending me those super cringy "I'm a total bitch but it's okay cuz I'm a girl" memes and I shut that chit down. The final straw there was me having a couple beers before she came over once. I told her I was kinda drunk and she bailed, next day she had a boyfriend (srs). She's engaged now to the dude. I should really write a book about this chit.
Crews are for homers crew
post 1463956261 09-26-2016, 03:06 PM
-
#7840
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Location: California, Uganda
  5. Posts: 25,380
  6. Rep Power: 219281
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
lol I had to take a couple shots back after all the back jokes ITT today
inb4 white tinder privilege
lol it's only understandable

tinder is truly a white people's app. Men like myself and lulbrah are just appropriating it
Originally Posted By Deceus⏩
I think my biggest issue is just being unremarkable in both a good and bad way. No one gets excited to meet an average looking person doing moderately interesting things. Just really have to stand out from the crowd in some manner, I think, and I have no way of really doing that in a positive manner.
this might be part of it, but I feel like a lot of it comes down to the disconnect that is involved with using an app/texting + the overwhelming # of options I assume any given female must be dealing with if they are on tinder. If you were in a conference room, and had 100 people interviewing you all at once in person, you'd find it real hard to give equal attention to each individual reporter. Plus it's hard to hold a conversation without knowing someone, with no situational context, while at the same time not regurgitating your typical small talk lines that everyone's already heard for the day.
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
yea good luck, inb4 some chick goes on and matches with you to get help on her math homework.
not gonna lie, matched with a girl at my college once and she legit told me she only matched with me because she saw I was a psych major, thought I looked smart, and needed help on a research project
"So t
post 1463957441 09-26-2016, 03:16 PM
-
#7841
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  3. Join Date: Sep 2008
  4. Location: Virginia, United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 3,665
  7. Rep Power: 12007
I actually have like 30 decent matches sitting in my inbox at the moment. Just can't be bothered to really deal with the same cycle a few dozen times before getting anything remotely rewarding out of it. Should just hit em all up with "hey" one friday night.
Crews are for homers crew
post 1463957751 09-26-2016, 03:18 PM
-
#7842
  1. Phoenix9369
  2. Ranked #1 in your hearts
  1. Phoenix9369
  2. Ranked #1 in your hearts
  3. Join Date: Jan 2012
  4. Location: Woodside, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 22,361
  6. Rep Power: 77164
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
strong non-subtle callout

my tinder experiences may be skewed though, as i'm not white. so waias expectation may be more accurate than my time involved
Ohhhh lawdy

The year was 2014
And I matched a girl on tinder
Whose words I remember till this date:

"You appear to me as being non white. Can you please tell me what your nationality is so I can stop reading your texts with an Antonio Banderas accent?"

Made me LOL for a solid 5 minutes

That's the Non White inNWTDG
* LEO
*MWC / ATQ (Best crews ever)
*IG: @Stevexmachina #MiscF4F
*Non-white Tan Demi God
*"In Phoenix we trust"-TellItAgain
https://ngl.link/stevexmachina
post 1463958711 09-26-2016, 03:26 PM
-
#7843
  1. biggoron
  2. Hairiest ass on the misc
  1. biggoron
  2. Hairiest ass on the misc
  3. Join Date: Aug 2006
  4. Posts: 42,017
  5. Rep Power: 603460
Bitty defending waias. Must want more glute snaps
LEO
post 1463958921 09-26-2016, 03:28 PM
-
#7844
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Location: California, Uganda
  5. Posts: 25,380
  6. Rep Power: 219281
Originally Posted By Deceus⏩
I actually have like 30 decent matches sitting in my inbox at the moment. Just can't be bothered to really deal with the same cycle a few dozen times before getting anything remotely rewarding out of it. Should just hit em all up with "hey" one friday night.
>if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one
>are you a banana because I find you a-peeling
>wanna go halfsies on a baby?
>You're gonna make a great single mother one day
>I cant wait to make you my ex-wife
>Are you an archaeologist
>You must be my appendix because i don't know what you do to me but you make me want to take you out
>how many seafood dinners would it take to turn you into my bedroom acrobat?
>wanna bangout? oops, autocorrect, I meant hangout
>if we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Originally Posted By Phoenix9369⏩
Ohhhh lawdy

The year was 2014
And I matched a girl on tinder
Whose words I remember till this date:

"You appear to me as being non white. Can you please tell me what your nationality is so I can stop reading your texts with an Antonio Banderas accent?"

Made me LOL for a solid 5 minutes

That's the Non White inNWTDG
lmfao

and here I was picturing all your words in perfect, unbroken and unaccented english. Until I saw your snaps
"So t
post 1463959001 09-26-2016, 03:28 PM
-
#7845
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  1. Deceus
  2. JavaBrah
  3. Join Date: Sep 2008
  4. Location: Virginia, United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 3,665
  7. Rep Power: 12007
Originally Posted By Phoenix9369⏩
Ohhhh lawdy

The year was 2014
And I matched a girl on tinder
Whose words I remember till this date:

"You appear to me as being non white. Can you please tell me what your nationality is so I can stop reading your texts with an Antonio Banderas accent?"

Made me LOL for a solid 5 minutes

That's the Non White inNWTDG
Crews are for homers crew
post 1463960341 09-26-2016, 03:38 PM
-
#7846
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  3. Join Date: Jan 2008
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 26,802
  6. Rep Power: 48916
[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1463949151]inb4[img]http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/14/c9/6c/14c96c6bd935401cad6c74d4f51aa00d.jpg[/img]

do love me some baja bugs tho

cot dayum hnngggg:
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/21vdz8.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]Those dont count. They old school and heavily modified.

[QUOTE=bitty_bish post_id=1463949751]What kind of car do you drive?

Y'all are silly for giving waias a hard time for driving a Jetta. It's a damn car. lol[/QUOTE]Bitty pls. ive mentioned what i drive and even posted pics in the thread.

Also you arent into cars so you dont get it. its def a chick car. and its probably cause 9/10 times you see that car, its gonna be a girl driving it.

[QUOTE=Zackad post_id=1463950381]hhhnngggggg love these. a guy at my high school had one...always mirin when he'd pull out of the parking lot.

@ J1n, I respectfully disagree, but nothing will ever be more feminine than the beetle



strong wasting her own time and yours...lol. logic not even once. Sux for that dude who it's complicated with[/QUOTE]Type in google "is the Jetta..." and see results.

[QUOTE=Phoenix9369 post_id=1463957751]Ohhhh lawdy

The year was 2014
And I matched a girl on tinder
Whose words I remember till this date:

"You appear to me as being non white. Can you please tell me what your nationality is so I can stop reading your texts with an Antonio Banderas accent?"

Made me LOL for a solid 5 minutes

That's the Non White in[b]NW[/b]TDG[/QUOTE]i never really thought of what that stood for. makes sense now.
Misc Work Crew
post 1463961281 09-26-2016, 03:44 PM
-
#7847
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 45
  6. Posts: 14,977
  7. Rep Power: 118256
Originally Posted By biggoron⏩
Bitty defending waias. Must want more glute snaps
I'm nice to everyone.
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
Bitty pls. ive mentioned what i drive and even posted pics in the thread.

Also you arent into cars so you dont get it. its def a chick car. and its probably cause 9/10 times you see that car, its gonna be a girl driving it.
Well shame on me for not paying attention.

I drive a Honda Element...is that homo?
Rule your Mind or it will Rule You. ~Buddha
"protip: you don't need to own a dog if your goal is to clean up piss" -TellItAgain
RyforLo Mom's Biggest Fan
/\^/\^Misc Colorado Crew^/\^/\
**Damaged Goods Crew**
post 1463961651 09-26-2016, 03:47 PM
-
#7848
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Location: California, Uganda
  5. Posts: 25,380
  6. Rep Power: 219281
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
Type in google "is the Jetta..." and see results.
don't get me wrong, it most certainly is a car for girls. But I wouldn't say the car itself is girly, per se. A lot of cars I would call girlier, IE the Chrysler Crossfire, PT Cruise, new Jeep Renegade etc etc. IMO, a man can still retain some level of dignity driving a Jetta, though I will admit I get very disappointed when the driver of a jetta is not an attractive female
"So t
post 1463961821 09-26-2016, 03:47 PM
-
#7849
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  3. Join Date: Jan 2008
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 26,802
  6. Rep Power: 48916
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
I'm nice to everyone.



Well shame on me for not paying attention.

I drive a Honda Element...is that homo?
i been talking about it lately cause doing mods. also snapped it on my story cause i fixed the grill on it. its an audi s4 btw

lol no, the Honda element is a neutral car. its ugly AF tho.
Misc Work Crew
post 1463962091 09-26-2016, 03:49 PM
-
#7850
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 45
  6. Posts: 14,977
  7. Rep Power: 118256
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
i been talking about it lately cause doing mods. also snapped it on my story cause i fixed the grill on it. its an audi s4 btw

lol no, the Honda element is a neutral car. its ugly AF tho.
Leave my toaster alone! lol

It's been a good car. *shrugs*
Rule your Mind or it will Rule You. ~Buddha
"protip: you don't need to own a dog if your goal is to clean up piss" -TellItAgain
RyforLo Mom's Biggest Fan
/\^/\^Misc Colorado Crew^/\^/\
**Damaged Goods Crew**
post 1463962401 09-26-2016, 03:52 PM
-
#7851
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  1. J1n
  2. Misc Zymurgist
  3. Join Date: Jan 2008
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 26,802
  6. Rep Power: 48916
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
don't get me wrong, it most certainly is a car for girls. But I wouldn't say the car itself is girly, per se. A lot of cars I would call girlier, IE the Chrysler Crossfire, PT Cruise, new Jeep Renegade etc etc. IMO, a man can still retain some level of dignity driving a Jetta, though I will admit I get very disappointed when the driver of a jetta is not an attractive female
i think your confusing POS cars and Feminine cars... lol.

Theres plenty of dudes that drive a Jetta. But some will admit its a chick car, they just dont care. even seen on VW forums where they admit it or say its modified so its better than a reg jetta.
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
Leave my toaster alone! lol

It's been a good car. *shrugs*
Its a honda, you buy it for its reliability and cheap maintenance, not for its performance or aesthetics.
Misc Work Crew
post 1463963001 09-26-2016, 03:56 PM
-
#7852
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  1. Zackad
  2. Keanu Reeves Checking In
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Location: California, Uganda
  5. Posts: 25,380
  6. Rep Power: 219281
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
i think your confusing POS cars and Feminine cars... lol.

Theres plenty of dudes that drive a Jetta. But some will admit its a chick car, they just dont care. even seen on VW forums where they admit it or say its modified so its better than a reg jetta.

Its a honda, you buy it for its reliability and cheap maintenance, not for its performance or aesthetics.
lmao think you're right and I'm just confusing the two

lost it @ toaster. I just can't get over the plastic on the outside of the element they chose to go with in place of metals
"So t
post 1463963421 09-26-2016, 04:00 PM
-
#7853
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  1. bitty_bish
  2. I am a bit of tid
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 45
  6. Posts: 14,977
  7. Rep Power: 118256
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lmao think you're right and I'm just confusing the two

lost it @ toaster. I just can't get over the plastic on the outside of the element they chose to go with in place of metals
I didn't get those panels, they are ugly AF. I did get it in Metallic Kiwi, tho. She looks like Shrek. Named her Fiona. lol


Alright...I'm outtie. Have a pleasant evening, MWC! xoxo
Rule your Mind or it will Rule You. ~Buddha
"protip: you don't need to own a dog if your goal is to clean up piss" -TellItAgain
RyforLo Mom's Biggest Fan
/\^/\^Misc Colorado Crew^/\^/\
**Damaged Goods Crew**
post 1463986771 09-26-2016, 06:48 PM
-
#7854
  1. saligia
  2. Registered Hermit
  1. saligia
  2. Registered Hermit
  3. Join Date: May 2014
  4. Location: Nevada, United States
  5. Posts: 11,339
  6. Rep Power: 34961
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
oh the ignorance. how bliss it must be lol

idk how long you guys been together, but dating, especially over apps like tinder, is stupid challenging if you aren't a chad. Even more so if you actually lift and do anything whatsoever to show it off. my ex told me that long before we'd ever met, she'd matched with me on tinder, and even though I'd messaged her and she thought I was attractive, my pictures put her off and made her think that I thought I was too cool for school or something along those lines

pro-tip: nothing shirtless, or with sunglasses, or relating to lifting weights at all, or you'll be labeled "douche/tryhard/gymrat". true story. gl on your tinder goals of fall 2016, deceus
pro-tip: most tinder sluts want a douche/tryhard/gymrat despite what they say
pro-tip: chicks don't know what they want other than for you to impress them, even if they're unimpressive themselves
pro-tip: most guys are the same as aforementioned chicks/sluts
pro-tip: tinder sucks (or perhaps more accurately, people do)
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
yea good luck, inb4 some chick goes on and matches with you to getfree notary services.
Yep.
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lol it's only understandable

tinder is truly a white people's app. Men like myself and lulbrah are just appropriating it



this might be part of it, but I feel like a lot of it comes down to the disconnect that is involved with using an app/texting + the overwhelming # of options I assume any given female must be dealing with if they are on tinder. If you were in a conference room, and had 100 people interviewing you all at once in person, you'd find it real hard to give equal attention to each individual reporter.Plus it's hard to hold a conversation without knowing someone, with no situational context, while at the same time not regurgitating your typical small talk lines that everyone's already heard for the day.

not gonna lie, matched with a girl at my college once and she legit told me she only matched with me because she saw I was a psych major, thought I looked smart, and needed help on a research project
Regardless of all those challenging factors, you're discounting that a significant number of people simply cannot hold a conversation if their life depended on it.
please make a signature --TellitAgain

I am only 4'9". Can you reach that for me?


☆ MissChill Appreciation Crew ☆*

*This space being leased by poni.
post 1464019941 09-26-2016, 09:00 PM
-
#7855
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  1. weightsb4dates
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: California, United States
  5. Posts: 26,563
  6. Rep Power: 96351
Originally Posted By saligia⏩
pro-tip: most tinder sluts want a douche/tryhard/gymrat despite what they say
pro-tip: chicks don't know what they want other than for you to impress them, even if they're unimpressive themselves
pro-tip: most guys are the same as aforementioned chicks/sluts
pro-tip: tinder sucks (or perhaps more accurately, people do)




Yep.




Regardless of all those challenging factors, you're discounting that a significant number of people simply cannot hold a conversation if their life depended on it.
droppin knowlegde in here. can confirm, being able to hold a conversation goes along way.
post 1464026521 09-26-2016, 09:39 PM
-
#7856
  1. lulbrah
  2. bringer of lulz
  1. lulbrah
  2. bringer of lulz
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Posts: 14,499
  5. Rep Power: 46266
mindblown, boyos

Spoiler!


i mean, you can't rape someone into peeing on you- tellitagain

i saw about 10 on the train this morning that i'd like to swim in a bathtub of their piss srs -tellitagain

thank you best rep comment master -Serb404
And I went to eat with Lulbrah and d3lf yesterday. 10/10 miscers and meals -datboigene
i can confirm lulbrah is a high quality person irl -TellitAgain
post 1464032361 09-26-2016, 10:20 PM
-
#7857
  1. Phoenix9369
  2. Ranked #1 in your hearts
  1. Phoenix9369
  2. Ranked #1 in your hearts
  3. Join Date: Jan 2012
  4. Location: Woodside, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 22,361
  6. Rep Power: 77164
Originally Posted By sg_ballin⏩
no thanks jeff
Four Loko cuz
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
Monday night cliffs:

go to gym after work
stop at packie and get a 6er of these:



watch Trump win the debate (wonder if they'll pump Hillary full of enough drugs to allow her to stand for 90 minutes without help)

snap Lulbrah about Trump debate victory
we alcoholic thread now?
Smh thank you Geoffsnot Srs I love you get well


My picks:

- vodka
- tequila
No chasers and definitely no mixing with sweet drinks
Only vodka + redbull
- jger
- lagunitas
- Heineken
- fireball cuz broke NYC kid

With that being said I want a lagunitas bottle on Saturday and I'll call it quits on the drinking for a while

Might look into enrolling in advanced placement linear geometry sometime in the winter
Because winter is coming and the north remembers


Finishing S5 of GoT
Dang it it only gets better

3 episodes to go, 3 cardio sessions left
Coincidence?
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
Addiction is addiction.

Mind over matter.

If you don't wanna, you won't.


Or something like that.
This
Only addictions in my life are tellit, gym and Cawk
Listed in order of relevance
Wait wat


















Tellit, Cawk and gym
Much better
Wat
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
cliffs:
about a month and a half ago or so, casually brought up to gf that I occasionally watch porn (like 1-2x purely for release) (no addict, srs)
[color=red]she pretends its okay
ensue 1 month of insecurity
she brings up how insecure it makes her
blah blah blah[color]
we resolved for the moment



clear*

*read: discussed ad nausuem with a compromise that won't solve much. we agreed I just wouldn't watch it...which is fine by me, but I told her the root of her problem isn't the porn. Now we wait.jpg
I hate it when they do that

Tell me what's wrong NOW and we'll talk it out and fix it
Post facto clause applies to this
Anything you say it's okay now will be considered okay after a short grace period of ___Hours
Once that period closes, us as boyfriends and husbands are found innocent of any negative implications your "everything is okay when it clearly isn't" case
Srs
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
getting on the PT time huh

some hbb gonna tempt you, i can see it in your future.
Nah sahn
Very attractive girls of course, but I'm happy where I am now and that's all

and the lurkers can FUKC off
Originally Posted By saligia⏩
G'luck w/ the interview, sweeetcheeks!
Thanks!
One of the guys who interviewed me last week was there
And he said I'm very sharp and outspoken for someone who'smashed potato brainon peak week
Lawddddddy
Originally Posted By Deceus⏩
Exactly what I texted back
Srs
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
>if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one
>are you a banana because I find you a-peeling
>wanna go halfsies on a baby?
>You're gonna make a great single mother one day
>I cant wait to make you my ex-wife
>Are you an archaeologist
>You must be my appendix because i don't know what you do to me but you make me want to take you out
>how many seafood dinners would it take to turn you into my bedroom acrobat?
>wanna bangout? oops, autocorrect, I meant hangout
>if we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?




lmfao

and here I was picturing all your words in perfect, unbroken and unaccented english. Until I saw your snaps
Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get
* LEO
*MWC / ATQ (Best crews ever)
*IG: @Stevexmachina #MiscF4F
*Non-white Tan Demi God
*"In Phoenix we trust"-TellItAgain
https://ngl.link/stevexmachina
post 1464053481 09-27-2016, 04:42 AM
-
#7858
  1. TheCore84
  2. Registered Rustler
  1. TheCore84
  2. Registered Rustler
  3. Join Date: Jan 2009
  4. Posts: 27,908
  5. Rep Power: 155646
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lets be honest

I'm all for VW/German automobiles, but I'd break my back for the chance to own this bad boy

Waias must have a secret yearning for American muscle.
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
lettuce be real waias has an expensive collection of medical bills fam.
Savage af
Originally Posted By ACH1LLES⏩
check out my tinie weenie, might try to sell her and get a 79 vette to play with

You just go from shyt sports car to another huh? Those are terrible years for those cars.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
as far as psai goes

misc had penetrated too deeply into his psyche
- he was adamant about being CEO 10k/day
- wanted to bypass a traditional approach of accepting a lower level position and working his way up
- wanted to meet girls but would always make excuses as to why he was "too busy"

rinse and repeat these talking points for months and months
This, and refused to take any advice from those of us that have experience with women.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
my stock Jetta could beat that going in reverse
Your stock Jetta couldn't beat a 10 speed Huffy.
Originally Posted By biggoron⏩
Can I eat your ass?
Jeez man aren't you married?
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
I thought you owned a bike that runs into prius's?
Even more savage.
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
LOL fukin jetta. i bet you got a free pack of tampons with that purchase.
So much shade at waias that day.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
watch it, bub

VW/Audi same team
It's not the make, it's the model brah.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
found this on R/P
its on boiz

Would be hammered.
Originally Posted By J1n⏩
Jetta still a female car tho. only car they make that's more feminine is the bug. Should have got a Golf GTI or R, or a CC, or a Passat.
This ^
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
this is pretty interesting to me srs. i have been with my wife since long before tinder existed so i dont really understand the entire dynamic of the conversation part, would expect it to p much be the "dont say anything dumb" game and you were golden. Have you had success with women irl?
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
oh the ignorance. how bliss it must be lol

idk how long you guys been together, but dating, especially over apps like tinder, is stupid challenging if you aren't a chad. Even more so if you actually lift and do anything whatsoever to show it off. my ex told me that long before we'd ever met, she'd matched with me on tinder, and even though I'd messaged her and she thought I was attractive, my pictures put her off and made her think that I thought I was too cool for school or something along those lines

pro-tip: nothing shirtless, or with sunglasses, or relating to lifting weights at all, or you'll be labeled "douche/tryhard/gymrat". true story. gl on your tinder goals of fall 2016, deceus
So glad I'm not single anymore. I would seriously be like a housecat learning to hunt again, pof was still the thing when I met my wife.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
could've just said pro-tip: don't do everything sgballin would do

also been with my girl since 07, so never been a part of the dating game with sht like Tinder. cant imagine how easy it would be. like shooting fish in a barrel (unless youre some variation of Asian with tiny pen0r and wearRVCA snapbacks)
Was waiting for this.
Originally Posted By weightsb4dates⏩
yea good luck, inb4 some chick goes on and matches with you to get help on her math homework.
This is a hilarious thought and had me laughing at my desk.
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
I drive a Honda Element...is that homo?
No, it's just an ugly toaster on wheels.
Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
don't get me wrong, it most certainly is a car for girls. But I wouldn't say the car itself is girly, per se. A lot of cars I would call girlier, IE the Chrysler Crossfire, PT Cruise, new Jeep Renegade etc etc. IMO, a man can still retain some level of dignity driving a Jetta, though I will admit I get very disappointed when the driver of a jetta is not an attractive female
This. It's even referenced in a Cameron Diaz movie (can't think of the title).
Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩
I didn't get those panels, they are ugly AF. I did get it in Metallic Kiwi, tho. She looks like Shrek. Named her Fiona. lol


Alright...I'm outtie. Have a pleasant evening, MWC! xoxo
The panels do suck agreed.
Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, and White Sox

Misc Hard Seltzer Crew

Recovering Tradie Crew
post 1464054251 09-27-2016, 05:01 AM
-
#7859
  1. Fang2
  1. Fang2
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Posts: 73,549
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1102365
http://www.infowars.com/poll-who-won...ential-debate/
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1464054441 09-27-2016, 05:05 AM
-
#7860
  1. TheCore84
  2. Registered Rustler
  1. TheCore84
  2. Registered Rustler
  3. Join Date: Jan 2009
  4. Posts: 27,908
  5. Rep Power: 155646
Originally Posted By TheAmazon⏩
Real men drive toyota trucks.
Japanese trucks...lol

Sorry Moti
Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, and White Sox

Misc Hard Seltzer Crew

Recovering Tradie Crew
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts