Mirin, i am impress.

you mention the beaver cleaver and im there
its like a piece of driftwoodI bet you have an alert for when Pho goes on sale

and yet you still brought us back to it

should include another edit with "sorry not sorry"

that being said, that's not very consistent, comparing proximity of two subjects to an event where one subject is being acted upon by the other. I'm just going to say agree to disagree because we both have differing opinions on this topic that are really just based on who we are as people, and not anything concrete like science. and at the end of the day, our opinions don't matter, because we aren't parents, and even if we were, our wives would likely never be breastfeeding within 1000 miles of each other

for the record, I certainly would not pay the same amount for an Omega Speedmaster that a baby has been suckling on.

Funny, you should call me that. Most people around here are utterly confused re: my name thanks to the way I was introduced to them. I lmao every time.

And, yeah, no one sees them managing to stay afloat much longer. They were starting to struggle before this due to their stupidity.
Speak for yourself, chickadee. Don't play Sims. I have played Halo quite a bit w/ the Shrimp.
I complained when ex-boss lady whipped hers out. She took great pride in displaying those puppies to anyone & everyone. There was no baby's head to block those atrocities... Primarily because she's still breastfeeding 6-y/o's... Regardless, I didn't want to see that crap. I wouldn't have thought twice about it had the bloody wench just gone about her business, but she thought it necessary for everyone to know and see and celebrate her feministic awesomeness, smh.
inb4 nasal penetration
I wanted to cleaver some folks.

It'd probably be more impressive if the toddler was driving the Ferrari. would be more impressive if the toddler drove the Ferrari 3 hours to bang someone's wife on tinder.
when guzman first posted itt he lived in the Dominican republic. he became the first person itt i met irl. 1,000 miles is nothing bro.



k I'm out talk later boys

lawd you should send them a gift basket, or maybe an edible arrangement or something lmaou wat

mirin. in that case...i'll show you mine if you show me yours

RE: the topic of this thread making me so fkn mad

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...post1464263771

lost it at lulbrah slam
dat reference tho

You're old

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=172527401

ya'll mad?


ya u mad

When will it my turn for a feminist breast-feeding boss lady

Only thing I learned ITT is tellit grew up in the 60's

That would only encourage the Twats. They truly think that I will allow them to stay at my place when they visit Vegas, despite being given an unequivocal no each & every time they brought it up.
Woman was a cow w/ no redeeming qualities whatsoever, but whatever floats your boat.
I witnessed a KKK rally when I was younger. It was not during the 60's.

your unequivocal no =/= double middle finger

Bring our boys home from Vietnam!

youre atleast 35 though I'd wagerlmao

I think I'm around 6-7 months dry now not counting the starfish encounter I had around the 4th of July. I'll close my eyes and take just about anything at this point. (not srs)

Aware me on beaver cleaver.

So true to both hue hue

Gonna need to aware us on the "starfish encounter" now.

hahah forumbuddy on chrome notify you when someone uses your username in a post/replies

Pfft. I have you beat and still wouldn't touch it with a 10-ft pole.

Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong. Only a single middle finger while telling them no way in fkn hell.

this. And a beaver cleaver is a penor.

Plebes. I am going on 11 months of abstinence.

you have a hot wife or something tho am I right?

Of which, you are ironically getting none of.Figured it was something along those lines.Yeah but he's away at the moment protecting your freedom.

But she is in CA

Fuk! Just pulled a muscle in my upper back (no waias, I'll be ok in three days max) on one of the last sets of workout. Was doing heavy barbell shrugs and didn't keep my back straight on the upward portion of a rep and I think the lack of tension popped it on the way down.

[QUOTE=bitty_bish post_id=1462402353]I read somewhere on the internet (cuz everything is true on there) that women actually do masturbate with vegetables. [b]I was Whatting the actual fuk all over the place. I used to use a vibrating pen, but that makes more sense than food.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Zackad post_id=1462404253]
not srs. I still struggle to buy condoms from places that don't have a self-checkout[/QUOTE]I remember when I was in high school. Own that fact that you're getting it and stop being a bich.

[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1462406763]always go to the hottest checker when i buy those so she knows i lay that pipe son.[/QUOTE]This, or a grandma for the lulz. I remember when the Indian guy at 7/11 gave me a creepy smile and wink when I had to ask for them because they were behind the counter.

[QUOTE=jbball92 post_id=1462427143]joined the Planet fitness here and got a black card lmao... can use any location, its 24hrs, massage bed, chairs andtanning bed (sloot "trainers" probably also blow you in the tanning bed ) first thing they did was make me put a tee shirt on since the muscle shirt i was wearing i had cut the sleeves off myself lmfao[/QUOTE]Well say goodbye to your gains.

[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1462429033]did you ask for the smallest shirt they had?[/QUOTE]Should have done this.

[QUOTE=biggoron post_id=1462432533]Owning a house is expensive

Also, gonna sign up at PF soon. Cheapest/best gym in my area. Gonna miss the gym being 3 mins from my house. This place is almost 20 mins away[/QUOTE]There goes your gains as well. Does the prison not have a gym?

[QUOTE=Zackad post_id=1462436403]just found Amazon's college basketball montage

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/embed/1Gbvh-RbS7c#t[/youtube][/QUOTE]Idk the WNBA even had five dunks to choose from.

[QUOTE=Zackad post_id=1462440193]fukkk brb saving your asses in COD since you're all saving our asses in real life. least I can do


alright I'm out. gotta go clean up after this xboner that just unleashed in my pants. be in tomorrow 8AM sharp[/QUOTE]That's gross Andy.

[QUOTE=Iceman1800 post_id=1462441233][img]http://i.imgur.com/99XnR0J.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]Lulz

[QUOTE=jbball92 post_id=1462448723]Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.[/QUOTE]Great meme

[QUOTE=J1n post_id=1462509373]what do you do right now?

the company i work for has some jobs in DC and Arlington/crystal city area.

i wouldn't mind getting a 3k referral bonus.[/QUOTE]Can confirm, bonuses are GOAT.

[QUOTE=geoffers12 post_id=1462509793]absolutely. but the rest of my team is under performing like maxx[/QUOTE]Fixed

[QUOTE=J1n post_id=1462512413]lol i know that but what do you consult in?[/QUOTE]Can't remember why I quoted this one.

[QUOTE=Phoenix9369 post_id=1462515753]Lawd aware

Can we keep MWC as[b] [i] MWC only [/i] [/b]please ?

That's my own personal business and I don't care how public it becomes, but I won't fuel drama or trolls.

I'm not mad or hating on you, but I feel like the thread is way too good to pay attention to useless efforts to get mine or anyone's attention.

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Bruh my legs are looking sick
Idk if the squatting everyday (even though is day 5 only) is helping but COT DAMN!
Also, 215 felt really easy after 265 yesterday
All belt less
Intradast[/QUOTE]Never uses a belt crew.

[QUOTE=sg_ballin post_id=1462531643]all i wanna do is go to gym but this damn iphone needs signature confirmation[/QUOTE]Finally updated my iPhone 6S a couple of days ago.

[QUOTE=Cdublift post_id=1462534633]have to go to the gym first to put the flannel on brah[/QUOTE]Lul doesn't even go to the gym.

[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1462546123]the ansel keys correlation graph was on point

Lmao as the resident expert on mexicans here i have no fukion clue. do they wear it tight and have a small waist or just wear it to ear it like a bunch of[b]homo sex lulbrahs[/b]

mirn. Is there an orchard or somewhere you can go about an hour away that might be kind of cool.
fuahh rip waias[/QUOTE]All you needed to say was lulbrah.

[QUOTE=Cdublift post_id=1462550643]They have it semi tight but the thing is I think they are the definition of bro lifgers, I didn't believe they existed but they only lift chest/tris/bi srs. Back and leg day has never been seen.


Not even sure where TF he is in the state assuming it is nowhere near me though.[/QUOTE]Well back is the legs of the upper body so that makes sense.

[QUOTE=Zackad post_id=1462553853]yeah can confirm, like a 6.5hr drive with no traffic whatsoever. But i'd have to pass through LA, so there's that

@wb4ds can you explain why, if I see someone wearing an elevation mask in the gym, i can guess with 90% accuracy that the user in question is Hispanic/Latino? idk why this is but seems to be the trend[/QUOTE]Those are the most try hard pieces of gym equipment one can wear.

[QUOTE=jbball92 post_id=1462694703]"The best way to learn is to get thrown into the fire"

-new boss


So that's why I'm out here with one of the most senior[b]mudloggers[/b]doing an extremely intense project , which I received no training on how to do most of what the customer is asking.


Ok.[/QUOTE]We don't need to know what you do in your free time.

[QUOTE=Phoenix9369 post_id=1462911063]First

Hope everyone's weekend was good

Mine was full of gainzzz

On Saturday, mom and I were debating whether we should go for Japanese food or not
And we chose to go to the World Trade Center instead, which resulted in us getting shake shack

Japanese place is in a neighborhood close to Chelsea, where the bombing (and other bomb was found ) occurred.
Crazy little world

Yesterday was a really long day at work for some weird reason, but I started with my final essays for my CPT course
Also, we glute striations after tiny cheat mea and two weeks out
I'm right in the money

[scratch] did some g4p[/scratch] broke my piggy bank and will be able to join two classes instead of one, without paying a late fee.
You know, sometimes no one shows in your class and you automatically win lel

Today was my "off day" which pretty much meant squats plus cardio
But since I'll be ?????????? All day, I didn't run and hit some triceps, farmer walks, traps and abs instead

Also, beltless 275 is new squat PR

Was using a fixed barbell as tripod and this girl kindly offered to record me instead
Tellit is still goat cameraman doe

/ dear diary

Now, heading to make some oats and take a cold shower.

Morning y'all[/QUOTE]No belt ever.

[QUOTE=sharepass11 post_id=1462916423]Started my Monday working on a 500 piece puzzle

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NkEW2fb.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]I see your using your time wisely while your abstaining from women.

[QUOTE=lulbrah post_id=1462916983]you joining navy?[/QUOTE]He's drinkin to the foam!

[QUOTE=lulbrah post_id=1462920813]im expectin gifts from italy[/QUOTE]I was actually in Italy that day but no, I did not get you anything from there.

[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1462950023]not even a lil homo? son i am dissapoint. how is life going. was admiring Toronto in the snaps last week.

see below pls.

just call an exterminator they come and kill everything and you are good no fumigating needed. thats for termites fam.

backwards snapback and back seat of the black and white am i right fam.

check trade proposals if you want TB12 da gawd
non-anteater master race.[/QUOTE]Mirin you keeping up the multi-quotes while I was gone. Carry on.

[QUOTE=biggoron post_id=1463066743]We 2-0 meow. Wooo

Negged a couple guys in that thread keanu posted last week. Lulz at the one that negged back. He mad[/QUOTE]Good for you, I negged someone for saying something disrespectful about Murica today.

[QUOTE=weightsb4dates post_id=1463068163]lol. Haven't negged anyone in a while. Hmmm.

Edit had to drop foster. Bummer but not with that torn meniscus and a strained groin. Sorry bub.[/QUOTE]You should try it sometime.

[QUOTE=geoffers12 post_id=1463074063]fk terrible way to start day

heating up my italian baked egg in microwave. put the glass bowl on a paper plate and cover with napkin so marinara doesnt go everywhere

heat on high for 1 minute. i literally have done this exact thing with the exact microwave, probably 30 times.

timer goes off so i open door and lift up napkin to see if done. at that exact moment the egg explodes. crap goes everywhere. burnt the Fk out of my hand, shirt is hanging on back of door right now, pants had to be spot treated so it looks like i wet myself in the weirdest way possible all the way down both legs, and of course on spek of it got on under shirt so im just sitting here with that one. and worst of all, i dont have any breakfast now.

fk[/QUOTE]Please no Martha Stewart talk. K thanks.

[QUOTE=J1n post_id=1463083393]lol nice. i was hiking on a trail off skyline drive last year and i saw some Chinese girl with heels on hiking. blew my fukin mind. she was dressed like she was gonna go to a club or something. i guess she wanted to look good for the photos at the top where the view was.[/QUOTE]When I hiked up Fuji I saw Japanese girls chain smoking and wearing heels also climbing the mountain lmao. Strong mountain gear.

[QUOTE=Deceus post_id=1463091963]I bet, some mid 30s dude from Cali in the relationship sub was posting pics of his tinder matches, so much hnngg. I suppose I really should get serious about checking out SoCal again. I wonder if Gene would still let me crash at his place for a week. A lot of the hikes out here are pretty remote. I live out in the middle of no where and still have to drive close to 2 hours for some of the good ones. Then it's usually 8-10 miles round trip to get up to the good views and back.[/QUOTE]Dat mileage in your Dodge Fart though.

[QUOTE=sg_ballin post_id=1463093523]90% happening; going with cousin and staying with other cousin; la jolla maybe? I forget[/QUOTE]La Jolla is awesome can confirm.

[QUOTE=waias15 post_id=1463094433]just saw on Gen Pop Misc that Steve Buscemi doppelganger Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt

guy should've stuck with top tier HBB Jennifer Aniston hnnnnnnghhhhhhh[/QUOTE]Jolie was mega hot back then, can't blame him. Aniston has stayed hot though.

[QUOTE=bitty_bish post_id=1463099193]@ bold: Which he probably doesn't do much, I hear he is a smelly fukker.[/QUOTE]I've heard this too.

Always thought they were trying way too hard to be cool by doing that.This would be the GOAT.Out them anyway and shame them as much as you can.Forgets he's a millennial too.