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Thread: Getting a gf/hookup is next to impossible in 2016. Real talk brahs.

post 1464331521 09-29-2016, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By gaydar2000⏩
Are you being serious? Not that people don't fraud online, but you do realize that most people don't take pics like that after sex, let alone post them online.
It's a misc trend for guys to post pics of girls laying in their bed asleep the night after they banged her. Usually accompanied by them holding a spoon or writing their misc username on a peice of paper and leaving it on her back, or something like that. That's bonafide proof of claims, not just posting random pics of girls and claiming you did x y z with them.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
It's a misc trend for guys to post pics of girls laying in their bed asleep the night after they banged her. Usually accompanied by them holding a spoon or writing their misc username on a peice of paper and leaving it on her back, or something like that. That's bonafide proof of claims, not just posting random pics of girls and claiming you did x y z with them.
Holding a spoon? Not all of us are autistic *******s like you, awaiting the "golden moment to post such a pic on the misc for reps".


"Hold on babe... I've got to get out a spoon to prove this to the MISC when I get called out!"







Since you're such a *******, and need more proof of other guys pounding girls, because you actually like being cucked like that -

This is a French MILF I saw a few months ago. Her 2 kids were at their Dad's, while I played around with mummy. While she was giving me a BJ, she ASKED me to take a picture of her.




Screenshot confirming her sending the pic to me after

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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Brag about my sexual exploits?

I merely spoke about "if I guy like me and my friend can get girls, OP easily can".

This was until you turned it into a witch-hunt against me, all because you are projecting your inner butthurt at some guys who have had fun with chicks. Low quality girls? If they are so low quality, why do you insist on calling me out on them and providing pics?

And even after I provide pics, you are still angry? LMAO. You've just defeated your own logic. You thought they were hot, and you couldn't get your head around other guys smashing girls like that.

Face it, you cuck




Haha, exactly.
Where did I say they were hot?

You claimed that your friend banged an 8.5 asian girl, and the alleged "proof" you post is your friend sitting near a fat asian girl whose face is crossed out so we cant even verify that she's an 8.5.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
Where did I say they were hot?

You claimed that your friend banged an 8.5 asian girl, and the alleged "proof" you post is your friend sitting near a fat asian girl whose face is crossed out so we cant even verify that she's an 8.5.
Your reading comprehension isn't too stellar is it?

Batspoof = No avi, beta cuck of the day.

I get more pussy than you get hot dinners, *******.
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Your reading comprehension isn't too stellar is it?

Batspoof = No avi, beta cuck of the day.
ROFL. Keep telling lies on the internet bro, if it makes you feel big.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
ROFL. Keep telling lies on the internet bro, if it makes you feel big.
Found a pic of you brah

Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Strong cankerous 50 year old sloot. Please Get tested son
Got tested 2 months ago, all good brah and my jizz is very healthy FYI. Thanks for your concern about my health - perhaps you could ship me some money to sort out some medical bills in the future?
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Found a pic of you brah





Got tested 2 months ago, all good brah. Thanks for your concern about my health - perhaps you could ship me some money to sort out some medical bills in the future?
ROFL. Stop posting pics of ugly old sloots choking on the D and focus on helping OP and all the other FAs posting in this thread.
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post 1464332721 09-29-2016, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
ROFL. Stop posting pics of ugly old sloots choking on the D and focus on helping OP and all the other FAs posting in this thread.
I'm helping you out brah - you're clearly in a worse situation than OP, and still secretly butthurt that I get more pussy than you get hot dinners.







Back to study for now.... gotta secure dat 6 figure dental surgeon salary in the future when I graduate. Nomsayin?

Keep on being a cuck for us all - don't let me down.
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post 1464332971 09-29-2016, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
I'm helping you out brah - you're clearly in a worse situation than OP, and still secretly butthurt that I get more pussy than you get hot dinners.







Back to study for now.... gotta secure dat 6 figure dental surgeon salary in the future when I graduate. Nomsayin?

Keep on bring a cuck for us all - don't let me down.
The only proof of anything you've posted thus far is that some ugly old hag went down on you. I'm not sure why you think thats anything to brag about....in fact I feel embarassed for you being so desperate to prove yourself that you actually posted it on an internet forum.
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Originally Posted By rybo⏩
If you are an FA like me, it's literally impossible to meet women. You have no link socially to even meeting women period. Friends? Nope. Male dominated workplace so no females there either.

Also, I'm tired of people saying man lets and average/below average looking men can't get girls, I live in Calgary, Alberta and everyday I see a plethora of skinny/short guys with hot women.


Height and physique literally mean nothing. It's all about the status/face/money/social circle.


The fukin tour is over, if I had a painless way out I'd take it.
Man up, pussy. It's always been like this.
Miscing since 2006; miscing until I'm dead.
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last time i didn't give a fuk and wanted some girl i went to my local mall n picked up some hoes. got some dates n shiit from it. fukin too easy. i play bitches like playin' the works of blackmagic in 16 to infinity.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
The only proof of anything you've posted thus far is that some ugly old hag went down on you. I'm not sure why you think thats anything to brag about....in fact I feel embarassed for you being so desperate to prove yourself that you actually posted it on an internet forum.
Lmao, this ******* is a broken record of denial.

After you repeatedly called me out for no pics before, I then provide pics. Me providing pics now somehow = Being desperate to prove something.

The only sad kunt here, is you. Have fun jerking off to yourself tonight to the pics I posted you cuck (lmfao), while I get my dink wet.



Hmm.. now to choose. Go balls-deep in European/Polynesian mix hottie, or med school hottie who sent me the snaps?














Think I might toss a coin for tonight? Heads or tails - your call, cuckspoof. Heads = Polynesian/euro, young monica belluci lookalike... tails = med school big teddies chick.
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Originally Posted By KILLdante⏩
Fuking lmao @ people suggesting dating apps for FA's.

Yes it may be easy to set something up but let's not forget about the part where you actually have to meet the fukking personin real life.
Yes, that's how the world works. To not be FA anymore, you have to meet people.

No fukin way bro.

I remember the first time I met a sloot from Tinder. It was like my first "date" ever. Was nervous as fuark but put my big boy pants on and just went for it. We had sex and I never heard from her again.
I've met a couple other girls after.

And let me tell you:

my confidence is at an all time high with sloots. I just don't care anymore.

You gotta step out of your comfort zone to make progress.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Lmao, this ******* is a broken record of denial.

After you repeatedly called me out for no pics before, I then provide pics. Me providing pics now somehow = Being desperate to prove something.

The only sad kunt here, is you. Have fun jerking off to yourself tonight to the pics I posted you cuck (lmfao), while I get my dink wet.
I wanted proof that your chubby friend fukked an 8.5 asian girl, as per your claims. Not that you got some ugly hooker to gobble on your wang.
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LOL @ the frauding ******* continuously re editing his posts.
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Came in expecting Nicklol having posted ITT, I was right. Take care brah, youre gonna make it and all other FAs / virgins, too.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
Lol, I'm such a loser that I have to continuously reply and try to troll him, even though he has actually posted pictures of the girl he spit-roasted with his friend, and other girls he is pounding..... while I have posted ZERO pictures, let alone have an avi.

I couldn't handle the fact how they both plowed her. He must be frauding, because there was no spoon... but then it was 2 years ago... I'm such a dweeb for thinking that guys hold a spoon every time they have sex with girls. I get no pussy, so what would I know?

Guess it's my time to lay down and rot

What do you think, Daddy?



It's that time for you, son.

Take care, and rot away.
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I know exactly how OP feels...

Some ppl are just meant to get chicks and some ppl are not.

That's life
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩



It's that time for you, son.

Take care, and rot away.
You're putting way too much effort into this bro. Post on the p u a hate forums brah, they would probably be impressed that you made it with a middle aged hooker.
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Sorry to hear OP. Have you tried men?

Jk brah. Maybe you don't have any game? Maybe you're handsome and women are afraid to talk to you? Do you have ANY friends that you can go to the bar with? I've met a few women in my past from going to the same bar and becoming a regular. My current gf and I met on Tinder. Have you tried that?

I think the problem is the solution brah. You're making yourself believe finding a girl is hard. You believe it to be true, which turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

My only other advice would be to prepare yourself for rejection. I've been turned down, Bert-stared, and have also had conversations (IRL and Tinder) start off really well (sometimes for days) and then go no where. That's the way it is. It's exhausting. But if you want a woman, you gotta do it.

Or maybe you like dudes and don't know it. Maybe try that and see if it goes anywhere.

Edit: Also, I've learned that nervousness comes off in one of two ways, mostly: 1. What a loser. 2. He thinks he's soooo great, **** him. I'm a good looking guy and I used to get nervous around some girls I'd meet. I'd run into some of them months or years down the road, and they pretty much all said they thought I was being an @sshole. I've become a better talker and have learned to be way more laid back. Not having expectations helps a lot in carrying a good conversation and coming across as fun and easy going.
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Originally Posted By batspoof⏩
You're putting way too much effort into this bro. Post on the p u a hate forums brah, they would probably be impressed that you made it with a middle aged hooker.
What's "p u a hate forums"? I don't frequent FA areas of the net (besides MISC... which has become pathetic over the past few years).... and I don't socialize with that many FAs, which you clearly do and clearly are.

Teach me your FA ways
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Holding a spoon? Not all of us are autistic *******s like you, awaiting the "golden moment to post such a pic on the misc for reps".


"Hold on babe... I've got to get out a spoon to prove this to the MISC when I get called out!"







Since you're such a *******, and need more proof of other guys pounding girls, because you actually like being cucked like that -

This is a French MILF I saw a few months ago. Her 2 kids were at their Dad's, while I played around with mummy. While she was giving me a BJ, she ASKED me to take a picture of her.




Screenshot confirming her sending the pic to me after

Lol. Just lol. You sure went through a lot of trouble to make this up.

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Originally Posted By AmDrbne1313⏩
Lol. Just lol. You sure went through a lot of trouble to make this up.

Another FA...... lmfao. Yes, I bone MILFs too, not just younger girls.

Sounds like someone wants pics?

Edit: I'll post more screenshots anyway, since you just called me out. Ready to start fapping, as you are essentially being a cuck witnessing the buildup to another guy banging a MILF? Lol
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Another FA...... lmfao. Yes, I bone MILFs too, not just younger girls.

Sounds like someone wants pics?

Edit: I'll post more screenshots anyway, since you just called me out.
Sure, if you want. I can save you the trouble, though. You don't need to google search more pictures, I can just search myself.

Didn't you say like 15 minutes ago you were done with this thread because you had to study to be more awesome than you already are (if that's even possible, you sound really awesome already). Let's have a look..
Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
I'm helping you out brah - you're clearly in a worse situation than OP, and still secretly butthurt that I get more pussy than you get hot dinners.

Back to study for now.... gotta secure dat 6 figure dental surgeon salary in the future when I graduate. Nomsayin?
Yup. You said you were going to study. Guess you were lying.....Again.
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