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Thread: Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in bed with a sloot?

post 1465549271 10-07-2016, 09:25 PM
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Was doggy-styling a girl in bed.

That queef sound was coming out of her pussay as I was pounding her. I was quietly laughing to myself during this.
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Busted a sloot open. Mid stroke and I slipped and smashed back in at a weird angle. She yelped and cried. Once she cleaned up and we changed the sheets I bailed. She was cool about it but massive cringe on my end. Didn't see her again.
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post 1465549741 10-07-2016, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
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post 1465550091 10-07-2016, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
yeah, you're good. just follow through with what he does (tapping with his fingers). you can say it outloud too if you like but i mostly just listen. i feel really good after doing that video i posted.
I did it along with him. Should I do it often?
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post 1465550201 10-07-2016, 09:34 PM
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Couldn't get it up a few times. For this one girl we tried like several nights in a row and every time I was soft. She ended up getting really emotional for some reason. It doesn't make sense cause I've performed well on some fatties just fine.
post 1465550271 10-07-2016, 09:35 PM
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couldnt get it up
be the turtle in the race.
post 1465550431 10-07-2016, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Mighty
I did it along with him. Should I do it often?
Yeah man. This stuff is actually really powerful. It's a new concept that is getting a lot of attention from psychologists, scientists etc. It's really good for trauma/limiting beliefs etc. Just do it whenever you want to.

Do you feel good?
post 1465550521 10-07-2016, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
Yeah man. This stuff is actually really powerful. It's a new concept that is getting a lot of attention from psychologists, scientists etc. It's really good for trauma/limiting beliefs etc. Just do it whenever you want to.

Do you feel good?
I don't feel much different although one part almost made me cry.
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post 1465550531 10-07-2016, 09:37 PM
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post 1465550951 10-07-2016, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Mighty
I don't feel much different although one part almost made me cry.
That's so good dude. That's just your bodies way of releasing built up tension and emotion. I don't think you're supposed to feel incredibly different afterwards, but just feel better. I mean as long as you're moving towards healing, it's better.

I did "not caring what other people think" tapping earlier today, and I didn't really feel much different immediately afterwards but I felt way more free all day today when I went out
post 1465551281 10-07-2016, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
That's so good dude. That's just your bodies way of releasing built up tension and emotion. I don't think you're supposed to feel incredibly different afterwards, but just feel better. I mean as long as you're moving towards healing, it's better.

I did "not caring what other people think" tapping earlier today, and I didn't really feel much different immediately afterwards but I felt way more free all day today when I went out
I'll repeat it again soon and maybe have a look at others.
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post 1465552321 10-07-2016, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
That's so good dude. That's just your bodies way of releasing built up tension and emotion. I don't think you're supposed to feel incredibly different afterwards, but just feel better. I mean as long as you're moving towards healing, it's better.

I did "not caring what other people think" tapping earlier today, and I didn't really feel much different immediately afterwards but I felt way more free all day today when I went out
reps for being helpful to another brah. you're a good guy.
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I don't feel much different although one part almost made me cry.
repped for being real. you're gonna make it brah.
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post 1465552751 10-07-2016, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
What is the most humiliating thing that you brahs have endured whilst hooking up with a sloot?

Here's mine:

Had been up all night studying on a large amount of my ADD meds, and kept taking them throughout the next day (friday) to stay awake. Me and the boyos go to the bar for happy hour, a few hours later I get approached by petite blonde sloot. We hit it off and go back to my place to "put up my christmas tree". One thing leads to another and we're in my bed making out. I start fingerblasting this sloot, she gets turned the fuk on and starts returning the favor by stroking my dink. Only due to all the ADD meds, my dink is all shriveled up and won't get hard. She ends up dropping me off at my friend's place so me and my boys can go back to the bar, and she rejoins her friends. We texted for a couple weeks afterwards, but nothing else happened. Feltbadman.jpg.

CLIFFS:
- OP pulls all nighter on his ADD meds
- OP goes to bar
- OP brings girl home to "put up OP's christmas tree" (LOL)
- OP starts hooking up with girl but OP's dink has shriveled to the size of a grape and won't get hard (bc of ADD meds)
- Sloot drops OP off at friend's so that OP can go out and drink more to forget this embarrassment
- OP and sloot text for the next two weeks, but never hook up again
**** happens, man. **** that stupid bitch. i am sick of women expecting men to be ****ing superhumans who can get erect at the drop of a hat.

tell the bitch that it is HER fault for not being hot enough to arouse you and turn you on. Because it is.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
That's just it, nothing
Man, fuk off with these pathetic FA posts.
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post 1465554441 10-07-2016, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MetalLover⏩
Can't believe how common ED is according to this thread. And these are brahs at their health peak... young, ripped and fit (no homo).

Why doesn't everyone just pop a viagra or cialis on the journey home?
I Think ED is a lot more common than people think.
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My nuts sucked up into my body and I almost cried and kicked her out essentially. It now happens often and it's called going crypto which is completely normal so doesn't scare me, just feels uncomfortable.
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lied and said i busted premature bc wasn't comfortable fukin while her little bro and sis were in the same room
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post 1465555491 10-07-2016, 10:27 PM
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op your post reminds of my ex-gf who I dated for about 2 months. Sometimes she'd sleep over. Once in awhile I'd wake her up the next morning by flinging her snatch. Well one day I guess she decided she'd return the favor and give me fellatio but the problem is I'm a deep sleeper. So she's sucking me off when I guess I started pissing in her mouth. At this point she starts hitting me on the leg and screams as piss is dribbling out of her mouth. I'm finally awake and I have no clue wtf is going on. I'm naked, semi-erect with my gf balling her eyes out and spitting all over my carpet floor. I finally realize wat just happened so I spend the next 20 minutes consoling her trying to calm her down. I tell her that I still respect her, and it's no big deal she can piss into my mouth if she wants. Nothing seems to calm her down. I think I even asked her to marry me just so she could shut up and stop crying. Long story short she finally leaves for work. I ended up breaking up with her 3 days later. I guess once you piss in a girls mouth you kinda lose all desire for them.
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Was smoking with this girl I hooked up with, she was nuts, going on about how much she loved life and nature, started talking about how much she loved sex, and wanted to show me how good it was when you're high, so we started fukin, and in middle of it I suddenly get the giggles and lost my chit, couldn't stop laughing at the sounds and facial expressions she'd make. She laughed it off but I ended up ruining the mood and then we got distracted by something else and passed out. Never saw her again after that.
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Originally Posted By McFlavour⏩
I Think ED is a lot more common than people think.
Almost everyone gets it every once in awhile, usually just nerves or anxiety, or alcohol. Went through a 2 week period where I legit thought my dick was broken and was going to have to go to the doctor. Chit passed and now it pops up on command again lol. That's probably all it is for most miscers I'd bet. Once it happens once or twice in a row it almost just feeds into it self and you start thinking about it too much and it just gets worse and worse.
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Chick was kneeling on the bed doggy style while I was eating her out, right as I go in for me she lets out a queef right into my face. I was dying laughing but she was about to die of embarrassment.

Plenty of times haven't been able to get it up, solution for me was to just relax and try not to get so wasted at the bar before bringing a bird home.
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I never came.


During sex.
Except one. When I lost my virginity.
that's it.




So every time I have sex I have to say "Yeah I rarely every cum"

Then the girl gets sad because she doesn't get a load in her face as sexual validation and tries harder and gets freakier until she eventually gives up

It was awkward at first but then I learned how to use it to my advantage
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A friend of mine told me once he was pounding a past gf in the angus and when he pulled out a pool of chit came out and ruined his bed.

Das not it mane...


Said she was pretty embarrassed hahaha
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Honestly, I don't have any crazy stories.

Best I got is:

I just finished fukking my gf, we were both 18. Big family gathering at my house but I didn't care and still wanted to smash my gf. We fukked, I finished inside the condom. Dropped the condom to the ground somehow. Dog came in and grabbed the condom. Half of the condom is hanging outside of its mouth with my cum dripping onto the ground.

Dog runs out of my room and straight into the living room where 14+ of my family members are sitting around playing board games and watching Tv. My sister screams as she see's the condom in dogs mouth. Whole family see my used condom and cum dripped all the way down the hallway.

TLDR:
Had sex
Dog grabs used condom
Runs out of my room
Drips my cum out of condom all throughout the house
Dog brings condom to 14+ of my family who are chilling and sitting in the living room
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Originally Posted By BlakeBailey10⏩
I never came.


During sex.
Except one. When I lost my virginity.
that's it.




So every time I have sex I have to say "Yeah I rarely every cum"

Then the girl gets sad because she doesn't get a load in her face as sexual validation and tries harder and gets freakier until she eventually gives up

It was awkward at first but then I learned how to use it to my advantage
Do you actually not cum?

Whats the point to having sex at that point... Wtf.

I've only had problems cumming once, and I had a fever. The girl took it as a challenge and started doing crazy chit to get me off. Whispering in my ear telling me she wants my cum. And rubbing my balls while I'm slamming into her puss.
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Had mexican earlier that night... ripped the nastiest fart while getting a bj.

The girl kept going like nothing happened. lol
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Originally Posted By D1Z⏩
Do you actually not cum?

Whats the point to having sex at that point... Wtf.

I've only had problems cumming once, and I had a fever. The girl took it as a challenge and started doing crazy chit to get me off. Whispering in my ear telling me she wants my cum. And rubbing my balls while I'm slamming into her puss.
I just like the act of sex bro. The foreplay, oral, everything.
Have this daddy complex type thing where it makes me happy to watch the girl squirm and get off while she's tied up and pinned down and chit.

But because I don't cum during sex ( i still cum when I fap alone obviously though), I never get that refractory period. So when I start, I never stop. Usually end up fukking for 4-8 hours every time and the girl has to take like a week off from sex to let herself heal up from all the crazy **** i'd do to them 100% srs not trying to sound badass or anything just how I am I guess

But still a subtle brag hehe
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