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post 1465544361 10-07-2016, 08:40 PM
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Most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in bed with a sloot?

What is the most humiliating thing that you brahs have endured whilst hooking up with a sloot?

Here's mine:

Had been up all night studying on a large amount of my ADD meds, and kept taking them throughout the next day (friday) to stay awake. Me and the boyos go to the bar for happy hour, a few hours later I get approached by petite blonde sloot. We hit it off and go back to my place to "put up my christmas tree". One thing leads to another and we're in my bed making out. I start fingerblasting this sloot, she gets turned the fuk on and starts returning the favor by stroking my dink. Only due to all the ADD meds, my dink is all shriveled up and won't get hard. She ends up dropping me off at my friend's place so me and my boys can go back to the bar, and she rejoins her friends. We texted for a couple weeks afterwards, but nothing else happened. Feltbadman.jpg.

CLIFFS:
- OP pulls all nighter on his ADD meds
- OP goes to bar
- OP brings girl home to "put up OP's christmas tree" (LOL)
- OP starts hooking up with girl but OP's dink has shriveled to the size of a grape and won't get hard (bc of ADD meds)
- Sloot drops OP off at friend's so that OP can go out and drink more to forget this embarrassment
- OP and sloot text for the next two weeks, but never hook up again
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post 1465544571 10-07-2016, 08:43 PM
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I legit pissed on a girl. not even kidding. I was 21 and black out Brad, brought her to my parents place, we're making out and I pissed the bed.
post 1465544801 10-07-2016, 08:45 PM
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That time OP walked in on me with his mom was really embarrassing
post 1465544891 10-07-2016, 08:46 PM
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Went soft just as i was about to put it in... Had drinks before hand but couldnt use whisky dink as an excuse as i still got hard.
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post 1465545041 10-07-2016, 08:48 PM
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post 1465545851 10-07-2016, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Shobeiri⏩
Went soft just as i was about to put it in... Had drinks before hand but couldnt use whisky dink as an excuse as i still got hard.
It may have been the condom. I sometimes have issues getting hard with a condom on. Also may be psychological (didn't really want to have sex with her).
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That time OP walked in on me with his dad was really embarrassing
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post 1465546001 10-07-2016, 08:57 PM
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Had to stop midway to take an urgent ****. Worst part was I couldn't come up with a better excuse than "I'm suddenly feeling sick". We did not resume once I was done
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Not getting it up various times

Not performing well ( either early to sex or sloots bucket size p*ssy couldn't feel me)






But thee most embarrassing was I bang chick with a beautiful phat juicy ass and she loved it to get eat out

I started to kiss and lick on it when she was on my bed just chilling but we got right to sex

After we finished she used the bathroom to wipe up, and when she came back I just Micheal Phelps dove right into her ass

She didn't even get a chance to lay back down.. I just had her stand there all awkward


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I was on my knees naked on the floor by the way

I said sorry and that I couldn't help it but she just lol'd

She actually let me eat her ass again because she loved it that much but yea I was like " Justin (me) WTF was that?"
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i am a depressed brah so women are few and far between for me. last year my mate hooked me up with a very hot girl. prime poosy. i had some kind of anxiety attack for no reason early on and it went downhill from there. anyway finally got my dik in the next morning and im fukin her in spoon position. i reached over to rub her clit at the same time.
i'm rubbing away and i swear to god she stifled a laugh which made me suddenly self aware and i realised i was just going at the top of her pubes. i literally though of the misc saying 'it's lower than you think', before i moved my hand down to the puss. but the damage was done. i came across as an inexperienced *******. truth is i was just rusty after a 2 year dry spell.
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2 seconds, more or less just the tip and busted
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
It may have been the condom. I sometimes have issues getting hard with a condom on. Also may be psychological (didn't really want to have sex with her).
Was a mixture of the condom, a bit of alcohol and the girl wasnt exactly making much effort. She was one of those lazy fuks. Just wants you to do all the work, which turned me off a bit.
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post 1465546321 10-07-2016, 08:59 PM
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Homie banged a girl THAT FLAKED on me earlier that night IN MY ****ING BED. i come back from the bar and walk in my room and was just full on cucked. I get hole easily, but that was a major wakeup call, got cucked hard
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Originally Posted By Mighty
ED for me as well.

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do it. this **** is miraculous. reprograms your mind. trust bro.
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do it. this **** is miraculous. reprograms your mind. trust bro.[/QUOTE]Really? What is this.
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Originally Posted By SlimGunz⏩
i am a depressed brah so women are few and far between for me. last year my mate hooked me up with a very hot girl. prime poosy. i had some kind of anxiety attack for no reason early on and it went downhill from there. anyway finally got my dik in the next morning and im fukin her in spoon position. i reached over to rub her clit at the same time.
i'm rubbing away and i swear to god she stifled a laugh which made me suddenly self aware and i realised i was just going at the top of her pubes. i literally though of the misc saying 'it's lower than you think', before i moved my hand down to the puss. but the damage was done. i came across as an inexperienced *******. truth is i was just rusty after a 2 year dry spell.
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats so ****ing funny bro. that's epic. hahaha. thank you for sharing that **** my dude
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Originally Posted By Mighty
Really? What is this.
Just watch the video and tap where he taps. You'll see

im doing it too
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Originally Posted By Deftones3⏩
Just watch the video and tap where he taps. You'll see

im doing it too
I just watched his intro video, should I try the sex one now?
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Originally Posted By WHeitzman⏩
That time OP walked in on me with his mom was really embarrassing
Ayy lmao get yer mitts off me mum
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More than 10 years ago around when I was 18 or so (first year of college). Took a bish out to an outdoor concert, do a picnic style wine mission, take her out to eat after, pay for her.

Get back to her place, asks me to stay over. Got in bed with her, didn't make a move and slept in the same bed FULL BETA MODE. Never again lol.
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
That time OP walked in on me with his dad was really embarrassing
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didn't fit :/
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
More than 10 years ago around when I was 18 or so (first year of college). Took a bish out to an outdoor concert, do a picnic style wine mission, take her out to eat after, pay for her.

Get back to her place, asks me to stay over. Got in bed with her, didn't make a move and slept in the same bed FULL BETA MODE. Never again lol.
Brutal.
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Couldn't get it up, finally got it up, put it in and maybe 3 thrusts max I came. Not my finest moment.
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Originally Posted By Mighty
I just watched his intro video, should I try the sex one now?
yeah, you're good. just follow through with what he does (tapping with his fingers). you can say it outloud too if you like but i mostly just listen. i feel really good after doing that video i posted.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
didn't fit :/
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