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post 1466864871 10-17-2016, 02:35 AM
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longest dry spell with your sloth?

going on 3 weeks...
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post 1466864951 10-17-2016, 02:37 AM
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How is this even possible bruh wtf ?! I start goin insane trying to hold out till the weekends with the gf
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post 1466865031 10-17-2016, 02:39 AM
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idk. but I'm gonna be like that one dude who made a spreadsheet. believe me, shyt hurts me. not even gonna front.
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post 1466865101 10-17-2016, 02:40 AM
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Probably a year or more, I used to have to fap in the bathroom at work during the day.

Don't get married.

Finally I grew some balls and left her and commenced the banging of sloots.
post 1466865181 10-17-2016, 02:43 AM
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Dry spell with a wife? WTF? That sounds fukkin brutal brah. I was alwas nervous if I didnt have sex with my GFs over the years in max of two days while together. Time to dump her and start slaying sloots. Good luck.
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post 1466865211 10-17-2016, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted By vordulmega⏩
Probably a year or more, I used to have to fap in the bathroom at work during the day.

Don't get married.

Finally I grew some balls and left her and commenced the banging of sloots.
Gotdamn. What was the relationship like before that dry spell?
post 1466865311 10-17-2016, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted By vordulmega⏩
Probably a year or more, I used to have to fap in the bathroom at work during the day.

Don't get married.

Finally I grew some balls and left her and commenced the banging of sloots.
a year?? why man? did you two play games or something? srs question. I feel like she's just not interested anymore, I'm not of value, she's lesbo, or that she's holding out on purpose to cuz I always give in...


I know this fap feeling too.

Originally Posted By bloated55⏩
Dry spell with a wife? WTF? That sounds fukkin brutal brah. I was alwas nervous if I didnt have sex with my GFs over the years in max of two days while together. Time to dump her and start slaying sloots. Good luck.
I used to be the guy who had to bust a nut at least every two days too man srs.
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post 1466865321 10-17-2016, 02:47 AM
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Isn't the whole of getting married to get it anytime you want? LOL @ married bruhs.
post 1466865501 10-17-2016, 02:50 AM
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Marriage is the greatest gift for women, but the biggest hell for men. Its a simple truth.
post 1466865661 10-17-2016, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted By thugger⏩
Marriage is the greatest gift for women, but the biggest hell for men. Its a simple truth.
spoken like a poet.
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post 1466865761 10-17-2016, 02:57 AM
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Divorce and dont look back. There is absolutely 0 excuse for thia to happen. 3 weeks is insane. At most i can see a week due to a period and work stress or something. But wtf 3 weeks? When you talk to her about it she will give you wvery excuse in the book. And then TURN IT AROUND ON YOU saying. All you care about is sex. You need to stop pressuring her cuz it takes away the romance etc...those are all lies. Shes not attracted to you anymore or shes cheating. Or shes a lesbian. If you both work 9 to 5. That means you see each other about 6 hours a day until bedtime. So 6 hrs times 21 days. Your telling me she didn't get horny once in 126 hours? Ya its all lies man. Your doomed and i feel your pain. Godspeed
post 1466865831 10-17-2016, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By thugger⏩
Marriage is the greatest gift for women, but the biggest hell for men. Its a simple truth.
Not in all cases but for a LOT no doubt this is the scenario that transpires
When will I learn...

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post 1466865961 10-17-2016, 03:03 AM
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The second that wedding cake passed her lips your sex life was ruined brah.
post 1466866091 10-17-2016, 03:06 AM
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Fap in front of her or watch porn n make it really obvious. Remind her its not always about sex, she can give u a hand job if she dont feel like cock inside her
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post 1466866411 10-17-2016, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By andrewwkdude⏩
Divorce and dont look back. There is absolutely 0 excuse for thia to happen. 3 weeks is insane. At most i can see a week due to a period and work stress or something. But wtf 3 weeks? When you talk to her about it she will give you wvery excuse in the book. And then TURN IT AROUND ON YOU saying. All you care about is sex. You need to stop pressuring her cuz it takes away the romance etc...those are all lies. Shes not attracted to you anymore or shes cheating. Or shes a lesbian. If you both work 9 to 5. That means you see each other about 6 hours a day until bedtime.So 6 hrs times 21 days. Your telling me she didn't get horny once in 66 hours? Ya its all lies man. Your doomed and i feel your pain. Godspeed
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post 1466866611 10-17-2016, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted By andrewwkdude⏩
Divorce and dont look back. There is absolutely 0 excuse for thia to happen. 3 weeks is insane. At most i can see a week due to a period and work stress or something. But wtf 3 weeks? When you talk to her about it she will give you wvery excuse in the book. And then TURN IT AROUND ON YOU saying. All you care about is sex. You need to stop pressuring her cuz it takes away the romance etc...those are all lies. Shes not attracted to you anymore or shes cheating. Or shes a lesbian. If you both work 9 to 5. That means you see each other about 6 hours a day until bedtime. So 6 hrs times 21 days. Your telling me she didn't get horny once in 66 hours? Ya its all lies man. Your doomed and i feel your pain. Godspeed
I teased her about that. You gotta excuse for everything...When I anticipate another excuse I say ok, what page is this from? One time we had some time away. went for a cruise and I hinted/joked about getting head while driving..curved...


she doesn't do the romance crap, but she does brighten up towards other dudes and people vs me. so obviously she can be her true self around me, she's a bad people pleaser, or I'm just straight up not valuable anymore.



this is how I get curved...*op proceeds to cuddle, ops wife falls asleep. * op proceeds to cuddle with raging boner, falls asleep * op doesn't initiate, ops wife falls asleep.
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post 1466866851 10-17-2016, 03:24 AM
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Also op maybe try marriage councelling. She can express why she dont want none. Maybe shes going through menopause?
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post 1466867091 10-17-2016, 03:30 AM
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5 months because pregnancy disgusts me, wish it didn't and I felt like an a*shole the entire time but yeah....

To quote the local Greek sandwich shop owner however "The pregnant pussy is the d*cks delicacy".
post 1466867261 10-17-2016, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted By runningregime⏩
wow.
126 my bad . Simple typo. Its 5am brah
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Falling asleep is a nonverbal rejection man. She knows exactly what shea doing. Imagine how shed feel if you rejected her time and again. You ahouldnt have to be like a dog begging for a bone with your partner. Ive been in both goos and bad sexual relationships. Yours is all but doomed. Sorry man. Do you really wanna be begging for some un enthusiastic sex the rest of your life. I bet you havent gotten a bj in months
post 1466867441 10-17-2016, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Land_Down_Under⏩
Also op maybe try marriage councelling. She can express why she dont want none. Maybe shes going through menopause?
she's 27 and always right.

Originally Posted By Kavliari⏩
To quote the local Greek sandwich shop owner however "The pregnant pussy is the d*cks delicacy".
that's pretty cool.. :P
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post 1466867591 10-17-2016, 03:41 AM
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not wife but fiance......3 weeks
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For me it was 5-6 weeks. Theres no excuse as to why a woman doesnt want to have sex with her husband. i was married for 10 yrs and love died right by sex... first couple of years we pounded every day, then the rate went progresssively slowing down to once a month and i couldnt live. Divorced now, best decision!
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About 6 months. She was pregnant with high risk of premature birth and had to lie down flat in the hospital. Then had to recover for weeks afterwards.

I always thought I had sex like twice a month, but since I'm buying condoms I've noticed it's more than once a week.
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
going on 3 weeks...
The longest I've gone without sleeping with your wife is two weeks
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post 1466867921 10-17-2016, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By LadyLore420⏩
Do 8 month deployments count? Cuz I'm pretty sure he's banging afghani whores while I'm just sitting at home with a vibrator drooling over internet guys on this website and convincing myself every man has an STD so I don't cheat.
eeeh...I was in the military and I was the guy that was suuuuuper faithful writing letters and making my phone calls. my advice is don't indulge too much into others horror stories/testimonies. If you're in Hawaii and no family there then it's harder cuz no support. I'm in pain with you.
Originally Posted By andrewwkdude⏩
Falling asleep is a nonverbal rejection man. She knows exactly what shea doing. Imagine how shed feel if you rejected her time and again. You ahouldnt have to be like a dog begging for a bone with your partner. Ive been in both goos and bad sexual relationships. Yours is all but doomed. Sorry man. Do you really wanna be begging for some un enthusiastic sex the rest of your life. I bet you havent gotten a bj in months
a month and a quarter. worst feeling was before this dry spell was another dry spell, I think it was pushing towards 2 weeks. I did my best not to give her attention or give her sexual advances. But I couldn't help it one night. I stayed up till 5 am frustrated cuz she fell asleep on me, and earlier that day we had a talk about it. saying when the kids go to bed. well when they went to bed she decided to go to bed too. I rejoined her and gently woke her up. I say what's up, she says all pissed off...Well Make it quick! I let her go back to sleep. the next day same scenario, frustrated I woke her up again and we did it. but it was pity sex. she wasn't into it AT ALL and it was the weirdest feeling.


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Best of luck man. Things get better. If not with her. Someone else will treat you right. And yes pity sex is the worst
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3 weeks that's rough brah. Think longest I've went was 1 1/2 weeks but I was away for work. Usually can take her to pound town 2-3 times a week.
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When my girlfriend and I first got together she wanted to wait 3 months before having sex. Was tiresome but not too much of a problem cus lets be honest, it's not like I would be banging anyone else any time soon.
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