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Thread: longest dry spell with your sloth?

post 1466904131 10-17-2016, 10:51 AM
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I always wanted to get married till, after working in an office with a lot of married guys I noticed I get just as much sex as they do without all the chit they have to put up with. Sure I'll go on 3 month dry spells but I can't even imagine how that would feel when you literally sleep next to a vagina you can't stick your penis in every night.
hard to hate on a fellow wings fan but....


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post 1466909231 10-17-2016, 11:24 AM
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Knew a chick who, surprisingly is now divorced, who resented/hated her husband so much that she would pick fights with him on purpose so he wouldn't ask her for sex.

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post 1466910701 10-17-2016, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By RocknRollMuscle⏩
inb4 wife got fat
I'm back, bitches!
post 1466911581 10-17-2016, 11:39 AM
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Lunch time for an hour together. Made room for her in bed so we can chill, she goes to the other bed to nap. I think this is the final straw my bros.
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post 1466911861 10-17-2016, 11:41 AM
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I got a hand and access to porn sites. When you've been married for a long time and you're not having it, you realize it's not that big a of a deal.
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post 1466912131 10-17-2016, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
I got a hand and access to porn sites. When you've been married for a long time and you're not having it, you realize it's not that big a of a deal.
Until it gets to the point where not only are you not having sex she actively interrupts you going down town to charlie brown, just lol at marriage.
post 1466913531 10-17-2016, 11:52 AM
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Have you actually asked her "Why are we not having sex anymore?"
post 1466914001 10-17-2016, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Tormoz⏩
Have you actually asked her "Why are we not having sex anymore?"
Yup.
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post 1466914431 10-17-2016, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By vordulmega⏩
Probably a year or more, I used to have to fap in the bathroom at work during the day.
fuaark that's sad. I would just openly fap in front of her to send a message

actually no I would just leave her for someone who appreciates me and is attracted to me
post 1466915741 10-17-2016, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
Yup.
What does she say when you tell her that a sex life is essential to your personal well being and a successful and long lasting marriage?
post 1466915961 10-17-2016, 12:08 PM
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strong username to post, lol. also serves you right for getting married cuck
post 1466916341 10-17-2016, 12:10 PM
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Honestly if my S.O says she wont **** me i will just cheat with no bad feelings at all.

I always fuked my gfs every day, longest dry spell was the longest time we couldn't see each other. Never had sex denied.
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post 1466916671 10-17-2016, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Frank
What does she say when you tell her that a sex life is essential to your personal well being and a successful and long lasting marriage?
She just listens. Then she'll divert attention to a chore or something to let the dust settle
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post 1466916721 10-17-2016, 12:13 PM
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the worst isn't the dry spells, its the alternating between the dry spells and the times she wants it all the time.

I went through a phase where she'd want it 3 times a day, every day, for a month, then completely shut me out for 3 months, then back to wanting it several times a day. The human body was not made to handle these kinds of fluctuations, lol.
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post 1466916781 10-17-2016, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
She just listens. Then she'll divert attention to a chore or something to let the dust settle
Time to start showing interest in other women boyo. See if she cares about losing you or not.
post 1466917631 10-17-2016, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
27 days, but that ended. I did shoot it down about 2 weeks in, I was tired, she was tired/buzzed on a Friday night, I'm not into starfish. Then the period came storming through.

I get it once or twice ever 10 days. It was no big deal, just life got in the way.

Women aren't thinking about it every 58 seconds like us. Throw kids, and all the other stuff in and they never think about. They NEED to be reminded. it's Mother Nature
haha, this guy is def. married. on point
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post 1466919591 10-17-2016, 12:33 PM
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Not wife but gf of 11 years December,

We've gone 2 months. Till I literally couldn't take it anymore, she was sleeping laying on her side n I just put it in. She didn't stop me cause she's a squirter so she buffed all on my dik within the first couple pumps.
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post 1466919781 10-17-2016, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Xndndn⏩
Not wife but gf of 11 years December,

We've gone 2 months. Till I literally couldn't take it anymore, she was sleeping laying on her side n I just put it in. She didn't stop me cause she's a squirter so she buffed all on my dik within the first couple pumps.
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post 1466921311 10-17-2016, 12:48 PM
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3 months. Was hell on earth


Threatened to leave her. She recently been putting in a lot of effort and been fcking once a week but she's lost any kind of kinkyNess. Always has to be romantic and I'm just bored of that all the time.

She suffers from depression which hits her libido hard but right now I wish I could just leave and get on with life but on data Dere kids time and no way I'm leaving them. I also love her and believe she is loyal to date.
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post 1466921731 10-17-2016, 12:50 PM
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Just wait til she gets pregnant.

My buddy didn't get any until well after the kid already came out.
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post 1466922021 10-17-2016, 12:52 PM
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it's simple op.... grab her by the poocy
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post 1466922091 10-17-2016, 12:53 PM
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Married guy here...

Have been with my wife for 10 years now. Two pregnancies, periods, my work load, illness... sometimes these things will align with each other and result in a prolonged period of no sex, but we've never gone through a dry spell worth bitching about. Life happens.
post 1466922211 10-17-2016, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By sugalump5⏩
Until it gets to the point where not only are you not having sex she actively interrupts you going down town to charlie brown, just lol at marriage.
That's when I give her the Tom Hanks look as he was trying to start a fire while looking at Wilson. Lol
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post 1466923121 10-17-2016, 01:00 PM
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OP not to be a downer but I would seriously have to wonder if she is getting plugged by Jamal. It is not natural for a married couple to go a week without sex. Much less 3 weeks.
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post 1466923921 10-17-2016, 01:06 PM
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The biggest confusion for men is that we just can't understand how someone can not have any sexual feelings. We don't understand it and even if deep down you don't think she's a cheater you just cant relate to someone not wanting sex as much as you and so that's the natural paranoia.

This is why I dont look that bad against a man that gets tempted away in a moment of weakness. Affairs though are for Kunts and unless a man is not putting out a women doesn't really have the same excuse because with them it's more calculated.

I know that sounds a bit one sided but I honestly believe there is a massive difference between a man who has a one night stand away from home because his wife doesn't put out and a women who cheats. It's very unlikely the women cheats because her husband doesn't want sex
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post 1466924271 10-17-2016, 01:08 PM
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If a woman isn't putting out, you're either bad in bad, or your relationship sucks, it's not hard to figure out.
post 1466925851 10-17-2016, 01:20 PM
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Over 5 months when she was pregnant. Everything about pregnancy was a total turn off. I rediscovered some porn sites from my youth
post 1466926481 10-17-2016, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By BigAnusBoy⏩
Over 5 months when she was pregnant. Everything about pregnancy was a total turn off. I rediscovered some porn sites from my youth
I feel sorry for you BigAnus, I loved it.
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post 1466927211 10-17-2016, 01:30 PM
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Strong username to thread topic op. We call tbis marital bait and switch. Look it up it's a common issue for married men
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post 1466927651 10-17-2016, 01:33 PM
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Couple of weeks due to working completely different schedules plus she is taking classes. We never saw each other but a few hours a week. Like passing ships we were.
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