Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Non marriage brags, what happens after 40+ and then retirement? LMAO
  1. Results 1 to 30 of 109
  2. Page 1 of 4
  3. 1
  4. 2
  5. 3
  7. Last

Thread: Non marriage brags, what happens after 40+ and then retirement? LMAO

post 1467888701 10-24-2016, 06:59 AM
-
#1
  1. TitanFall
  2. The Uncuckable
  1. TitanFall
  2. The Uncuckable
  3. Join Date: Jun 2013
  4. Posts: 3,631
  5. Rep Power: 2843

Non marriage brags, what happens after 40+ and then retirement? LMAO

Strong logic.

Brb cringe af mentality everybody looking at you weird
Brb creeping on 20yo and ppl knowing you're a union just bc of the white knighting you do with your small to medium sized wallet
LMAO at retiring with no kids and not looking back on what mark you left in the world.
Brb can't handle a strong loyal woman even when she aged.




BRB THERE IS NOTHING LIKE CHOOSING THE ONLY RELATIVE YOU WILL EVER HAVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE OF AND SPENDING 50+ YEARS. IMAGINE THE STRENGTH OF THAT BOND.
Ass eaters anonymous crew
Bag groceries, booty
Feet eater crew (srs)
FA rustler
Girlfriend lover
GAL GADOT OBSESSION CREW
post 1467889231 10-24-2016, 07:05 AM
-
#2
  1. G3LesPaul
  2. Registered User
  1. G3LesPaul
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2012
  4. Location: Colorado, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 2,025
  7. Rep Power: 13380
This thread will end well
post 1467889271 10-24-2016, 07:05 AM
-
#3
  1. LikeAMachine
  2. Known Browns Fan
  1. LikeAMachine
  2. Known Browns Fan
  3. Join Date: Jun 2009
  4. Location: Columbus, Ohio, United States
  5. Posts: 24,099
  6. Rep Power: 52838
When you hit 35 and are still single you start looking real fukking creepy.
(っ◕‿◕)っ
post 1467889681 10-24-2016, 07:10 AM
-
#4
  1. hermes3893
  2. Banned
  1. hermes3893
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: Mosul, Nineveh, Iraq
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 2,556
  7. Rep Power: 0
Knowing my luck, I will end up with some borderline sloot who will wreck my life.
post 1467889921 10-24-2016, 07:13 AM
-
#5
  1. Marie646
  2. Banned
  1. Marie646
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: May 2014
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 6,957
  6. Rep Power: 0
Idk some people are just meant to be alone their whole lives. I think it's more sad than creepy.
post 1467890201 10-24-2016, 07:15 AM
-
#6
  1. Peasantfighter
  2. Registered User
  1. Peasantfighter
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 5,983
  7. Rep Power: 9379
legit the happiest old ****s I know have never been married or are divorced.

they say its easier than ever to pull tail at that age so long as you have something going for you.

don't get me wrong, you're average autistic miscer that questions what to do with his hands while walking will look weird, just like they do now being 25+ and virgins but the average guy will get on just fine being single at that age.
B: 242lbs
S: 315lbs
D: 330lbs
post 1467890431 10-24-2016, 07:18 AM
-
#7
  1. Ittoryu
  2. Banned
  1. Ittoryu
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Location: Canada
  5. Posts: 1,918
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Peasantfighter⏩
legit the happiest old ****s I know have never been married or are divorced.

they say its easier than ever to pull tail at that age so long as you have something going for you.

don't get me wrong, you're average autistic miscer that questions what to do with his hands while walking will look weird, just like they do now being 25+ and virgins but the average guy will get on just fine being single at that age.
this. met a 40 y/o divorced dude while travelling, was legit the happiest dude. lived life on his terms, did whatever the **** he wanted to do.
post 1467890821 10-24-2016, 07:22 AM
-
#8
  1. Mumra
  2. Registered User
  1. Mumra
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2013
  4. Location: Georgia, United States
  5. Posts: 13,510
  6. Rep Power: 69443
get married. get ready to retire. wife leaves you and you lose half you ish including your retirement and have to work for 20 more years. no thanks jeff
MuscleTech Supporter

APC/GPA, SPF 220
http://americanpowerliftingcommittee-usa.com/
Raw 216lbs bw
Meet#/Gym#
Squat 660bs/700lbs
Bench 405lbs/415lbs
DL 650/same
post 1467892231 10-24-2016, 07:35 AM
-
#9
  1. m1n2v5
  2. Registered User
  1. m1n2v5
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2012
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 14,707
  7. Rep Power: 18331
This will blow your tiny mind, but you can be in a long term relationship after 40 without a marriage contact. Shocking, I know. *******.
And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?
post 1467892551 10-24-2016, 07:38 AM
-
#10
  1. BroHusky
  2. are u made sonny
  1. BroHusky
  2. are u made sonny
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Age: 37
  5. Posts: 3,883
  6. Rep Power: 11030
Orrrr you can be 60 years old, working on your business 20 hours per day, build it from nothing, have your wife divorce you, and take 35 percent of it's equity. hehe.
KING BRADY crew - Founder/CEO
#MAGA
post 1467892811 10-24-2016, 07:41 AM
-
#11
  1. TheAmericano
  2. because MERICA that's why
  1. TheAmericano
  2. because MERICA that's why
  3. Join Date: May 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 11,802
  6. Rep Power: 12087
Who the fawk said you have to marry to have kids and spread your seed
- I'm sorry; I couldn't hear your complaints over the sound of all this freedom!

~ Merica


- Everybody wants to make it, but nobody wants to put in the work!
post 1467893471 10-24-2016, 07:47 AM
-
#12
  1. vik_man
  2. Registered User
  1. vik_man
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2008
  4. Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
  5. Posts: 5,923
  6. Rep Power: 983
Originally Posted By Peasantfighter⏩
legit the happiest old ****s I know have never been married or are divorced.

they say its easier than ever to pull tail at that age so long as you have something going for you.

don't get me wrong, you're average autistic miscer that questions what to do with his hands while walking will look weird, just like they do now being 25+ and virgins but the average guy will get on just fine being single at that age.
f*ck, meant to rep..

will hit you on recharge
post 1467893821 10-24-2016, 07:51 AM
-
#13
  1. TheBrentmeister
  2. ⚔️
  1. TheBrentmeister
  2. ⚔️
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 11,370
  6. Rep Power: 104780
Aren't you like 12 OP? Lol @ marriage advice.
💷 ☆☆☆ - υк cяєω - ☆☆☆ 💷
post 1467894651 10-24-2016, 07:58 AM
-
#14
  1. ThatLankyGuy
  2. I am the one who mocks
  1. ThatLankyGuy
  2. I am the one who mocks
  3. Join Date: Jan 2013
  4. Location: Brisbane, Qld, Australia
  5. Posts: 2,707
  6. Rep Power: 1306
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Non marriage brags, what happens after 40+
Whatever the phuck I want because I will have free time and disposable income coming out of my ass.

What will you be doing; holding your wife's bags outside a store while she's shopping? That's assuming she hasn't already divorce raped and doomed you to working until you die. Best of luck with that, and I mean it.
There are no men like me; there is only me.

Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.
post 1467894941 10-24-2016, 08:01 AM
-
#15
  1. DesiredUserphag
  2. 1:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
  1. DesiredUserphag
  2. 1:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Posts: 40,176
  5. Rep Power: 397140
Hoping to be dead before 35


LMFAO @ OP trying so hard to cope
𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗
ωσяℓ∂ тяανєℓєя ȼяєω ₅₀/₁₉₅
𝕬𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕮𝖚𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖊 ®
ᗪIᔕᑕᖇIᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ E᙭ᑕᒪᑌᔕIOᑎ IᑎᗪOᑕTᖇIᑎᗩTIOᑎ
post 1467895031 10-24-2016, 08:02 AM
-
#16
  1. Tornach
  2. OG @ Castle Grayskull
  1. Tornach
  2. OG @ Castle Grayskull
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 16,159
  6. Rep Power: 51309
maybe non-marriage brahs will have a long term partner.
marriage isn't necessary.
Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
LMAO at retiring with no kids and not looking back on what mark you left in the world.
are you saying that your kids are going to be the only mark you've left after your time here?
Rustling NPCs' jimmies without even trying crew

"I've watched a lot of movies, I know what I'm doing."

"The Best Revenge is Massive Success"

Not going to be a Darkseeker crew.


RIP Duckenheimer
RIP SemperFudge
post 1467895271 10-24-2016, 08:04 AM
-
#17
  1. badlasagna
  2. Suh dude aha
  1. badlasagna
  2. Suh dude aha
  3. Join Date: Jul 2014
  4. Posts: 5,263
  5. Rep Power: 8887
lol @ a manchild who goes on vacation to play video games for 1 week straight is giving marriage advice
{ Thomas Sowell - Milton Friedman - William Buckley, Jr. - Peter Hitchens }
post 1467895311 10-24-2016, 08:04 AM
-
#18
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 29,435
  5. Rep Power: 218658
Not all women are sloots, actually most probably arent, some dudes just take the misc.way to seriously.
Mother north, united we stand, together we walk
Phantom north, I'll be there when you hunt them down.

Absolutely Love This For You! ❤️💕

Take America Back Again!

Verified 37 Going on 60
Verified Fat Boy
post 1467895571 10-24-2016, 08:07 AM
-
#19
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  1. TommyRO
  2. Always keeping it Real
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Location: Prince From, Lagos, Nigeria
  5. Posts: 28,971
  6. Rep Power: 379644
Didn't OPs gf cuck him lol? Here he is talking about loyal women while his bangs Tyrone
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
6'6" 666lbs......str8 sixy!

Who Tests God and Does Not Wager Their Lives?
post 1467895801 10-24-2016, 08:09 AM
-
#20
  1. LtGoose
  1. LtGoose
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Location: Dallas, Texas, United States
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 33,623
  7. Rep Power: 262212
Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
dead before 30 crew
Dead before 30 crew checking IN
post 1467895861 10-24-2016, 08:09 AM
-
#21
  1. SadBoys
  2. Registered Manlet
  1. SadBoys
  2. Registered Manlet
  3. Join Date: Feb 2014
  4. Age: 35
  5. Posts: 7,312
  6. Rep Power: 11150
Same thing that happens to married brahs when they are 40+, only without the stress of a nagging old wife and fatigue that comes with rising children
No hymen, no diamond crew
Politically incorrect crew
Wieners out crew
post 1467896841 10-24-2016, 08:18 AM
-
#22
  1. Manletbolic
  2. The shawma of manlets
  1. Manletbolic
  2. The shawma of manlets
  3. Join Date: Aug 2010
  4. Age: 38
  5. Posts: 9,335
  6. Rep Power: 17337
Lol ppl who make threads like this are the same people who make life decisions and depend their happiness on what a sloot and social media thinks.
The coming of the Manlet saviour

Wants a pair of chuck norris jeans crew
post 1467897201 10-24-2016, 08:20 AM
-
#23
  1. conner50
  2. Registered User
  1. conner50
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Location: Korea, Republic of
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 3,790
  7. Rep Power: 3577
lets see, my grandma died about 4 years ago and my grandpa does many things. Works out in the morning, goes to some church group to hit on the 70yr old sloots, travels to california often. But yeah, having a family at that age does seem like it would be nice.
SNSD Crew
Korea Krew
NEO crew
post 1467897551 10-24-2016, 08:23 AM
-
#24
  1. Benjinkan
  2. #JohnnyLargemeat
  1. Benjinkan
  2. #JohnnyLargemeat
  3. Join Date: Apr 2015
  4. Location: Wales, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 6,695
  6. Rep Power: 20372
Originally Posted By conner50⏩
lets see, my grandma died about 4 years ago and my grandpa does many things. Works out in the morning, goes to some church group to hit on the 70yr old sloots, travels to california often. But yeah, having a family at that age does seem like it would be nice.
Would rep grandpa IRL
Currently running: Viking bare bones (L/P/P/L/U)

*** Dawn Patrol Crew ***
*AP7 crew*
*Rugby crew*

Building bridges just to watch them burn
post 1467898191 10-24-2016, 08:28 AM
-
#25
  1. HMFIC_BROWSIN
  2. Buy high, sell higher.
  1. HMFIC_BROWSIN
  2. Buy high, sell higher.
  3. Join Date: Feb 2009
  4. Location: Arizona, United States
  5. Posts: 73,524
  6. Rep Power: 348838
Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
This will blow your tiny mind, but you can be in a long term relationship after 40 without a marriage contact. Shocking, I know. *******.
Lol this.

The lack of brain cells behind the desire to sign a contract for a relationship is fascinating to me.
post 1467898651 10-24-2016, 08:32 AM
-
#26
  1. Leetdragoon
  2. Registered User
  1. Leetdragoon
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2005
  4. Location: Corona, California, United States
  5. Age: 35
  6. Posts: 2,682
  7. Rep Power: 4066
shut the **** up op dumbass, lmao if i want a kid i can have a kid anytime i want dont have to get married bitch, ill just get some woman pregnant in a third world country and kidnap the child from her and bring back to the US.
***Wotermelen crew****
post 1467898721 10-24-2016, 08:32 AM
-
#27
  1. LikeAMachine
  2. Known Browns Fan
  1. LikeAMachine
  2. Known Browns Fan
  3. Join Date: Jun 2009
  4. Location: Columbus, Ohio, United States
  5. Posts: 24,099
  6. Rep Power: 52838
Originally Posted By wampa⏩
Marry someone who makes the same or more than yourself.
Crazy concept.

Miscers only want to fukk bar whores.
(っ◕‿◕)っ
post 1467899361 10-24-2016, 08:37 AM
-
#28
  1. Workout4ever
  1. Workout4ever
  3. Join Date: Apr 2009
  4. Location: Miami, Florida, United States
  5. Age: 33
  6. Posts: 43,720
  7. Rep Power: 58689
lol at all that have been brainwashed to believe you need to be married to have a family
post 1467900601 10-24-2016, 08:47 AM
-
#29
  1. anonymous
  2. Guest
  1. anonymous
  2. Guest
  3. Join Date:
  4. Posts: 12,500
  5. Rep Power: 1
Originally Posted By Marie646⏩
Idk some people are just meant to be alone their whole lives. I think it's more sad than creepy.
I am one of those people. I don't see what's sad about it - some of us are happier alone. Marriage and coupling is not for everyone.

OP, I plan on retiring at 50, after which I'll spend my days: reading as many books as I can before I die, taking longs walks by myself, tending my garden, travelling to new countries, occasionally getting drunk with my divorced pals while we reminisce about our youth and days gone by and actual netflix and chilling with my cats among other things.
post 1467902931 10-24-2016, 09:07 AM
-
#30
  1. ectobruh
  1. ectobruh
  3. Join Date: Feb 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Weight: 180 lbs
  6. Posts: 19,980
  7. Rep Power: 97997
Post deleted by user
FLAT: 225x15 INCLINE DB 100x15 incline bench 225x8 deadlift: [RETIRED!! OUTTA HERE] FS: 225X14
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts