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Thread: Accidentally summoned Belial (srs)

post 1471904051 11-20-2016, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Fist-Of-Freedom⏩
mind=blown at the stupidity of people playing with entities they know nothing about
Don't worry. It's all in your imagination. Seriously.
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post 1471904491 11-20-2016, 10:15 AM
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post 1471904571 11-20-2016, 10:16 AM
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IDK about demons and shiet but I used to be big into lucid dreaming and astral projecting. I could get into a zone like state and vibrate my whole body and knew I was sleeping but was aware of what was going on. The one time I actually astral projected i was about 5 feet above my bed and I went to turn around and look at myself and there was a huge black mass on the bed with the face kind of like the one in The mummy during the sandstorm.



Exactly like that but black instead of sand color. Never tried to astral project or lucid dream again. 100% srs
post 1471905581 11-20-2016, 10:27 AM
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post 1471905771 11-20-2016, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By chalup⏩
IDK about demons and shiet but I used to be big into lucid dreaming and astral projecting. I could get into a zone like state and vibrate my whole body and knew I was sleeping but was aware of what was going on. The one time I actually astral projected i was about 5 feet above my bed and I went to turn around and look at myself and there was a huge black mass on the bed with the face kind of like the one in The mummy during the sandstorm.



Exactly like that but black instead of sand color. Never tried to astral project or lucid dream again. 100% srs
Wut? Sounds like sleep paralysis..
post 1471905791 11-20-2016, 10:28 AM
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You need to invoke a stronger demon to squash Belial brah. That's how it works.
post 1471906391 11-20-2016, 10:34 AM
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OP have you ever been diagnosed with schizophrenia?
post 1471906501 11-20-2016, 10:34 AM
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post 1471907001 11-20-2016, 10:38 AM
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Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought OP summoned Bella on Halloween?

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post 1471907531 11-20-2016, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
What's crazy is that when I was 19 we played with a Ouija board and I spoke with "Zo Zo" who told me that I would be tormented by belial (I loled because I thought my friend was messin with me)
So you're really an idiot. First one demon wasn't enough you just had to keep messing around.
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post 1471908021 11-20-2016, 10:45 AM
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Best thread in a long time and earned the srs tag. Well done lads.
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post 1471908991 11-20-2016, 10:53 AM
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You people need Jesus.
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post 1471909991 11-20-2016, 11:03 AM
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what in the flaming fuk is going on ITT

everyone is a demon expert now?
post 1471910141 11-20-2016, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Srben⏩
You people need Jesus.
Why? He dead, he cant do nuffin now.
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post 1471910191 11-20-2016, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By MidnightSun⏩
Don't worry. It's all in your imagination. Seriously.
I used to believe the same
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post 1471911161 11-20-2016, 11:13 AM
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Get one of these and ask Kek for help bro.

post 1471912001 11-20-2016, 11:21 AM
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See a therapist.
post 1471912021 11-20-2016, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
I always stay away from the wall of the faithless. Did not know the Fugue plains were off limits, I have been deceived. Luckily, I do not go near there either as my instinct tells me to stay in the cleansing light. I have not seen any dark mages, but I have heard of their existence. Do they lurk in the forbidden areas?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Fugue_Plane

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wik..._the_Faithless

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Belial

In on DnD thread
post 1471912491 11-20-2016, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Tarck⏩
Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought OP summoned Bella on Halloween?

Same here, I thought this was going to be a lulzy tinder thread.
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post 1471912601 11-20-2016, 11:26 AM
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Damn just googled "astral projection".


Will try this in the next couple days. When gf is at work so she doesn't have me committed to an insane asylum.

Sounds absolutely awesome.


Will try/10
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post 1471912781 11-20-2016, 11:28 AM
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Yea dude Belphegor and Jikiniki have been phucking with me forever.

You know the demon who haunts yous name. Cast him away into the shadows.
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post 1471912921 11-20-2016, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By RamRod2334⏩
Damn just googled "astral projection".


Will try this in the next couple days. When gf is at work so she doesn't have me committed to an insane asylum.

Sounds absolutely awesome.


Will try/10
please stay safe
sleep tight pupper

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post 1471913071 11-20-2016, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By SitchNoHomo⏩
please stay safe
Any tips?
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1471914051 11-20-2016, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RamRod2334⏩
Any tips?
Nah brah sorry I stick to lucid dreaming
sleep tight pupper

Don't wife a ho if she ain't got dat glow crew.
post 1471914811 11-20-2016, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By PROPH3CY⏩
I have been communicating with demons now for about ten years, and thats after studying magic for six years prior to working with demons. My favourite demons are the ones from the Qlippothic shells, especially Lilith, who I find I have a very strong bond with. About four months ago I did a ritual to invoke Lilith for no real reason other than just being bored. I should have known better right? Youre damn right I should have. Net result was I ended up in a secure psychiatric hospital for two weeks after trying to kill myself at her command, and were not just talking ****s and giggles here - I was impelled beyond my own control to kill myself using a fatal overdose of pills. The only thing that saved me from dying was that I managed to call an ambulance when Id taken them because Liliths control was released over me.

Moral of the story.

You. Dont. Mess. With. Demons. Ever.

You respect demons and work with them, and only call on them when you have a good reason to do so, not just because you have nothing else to do. Demons are very powerful because people have believed in them for a long time, sometimes much longer than gods of the same pantheons - theyve poured out blood and tears for them and sacrificed to them for generations - assuming that a demon gives a rats ass about your trivial bull**** is just plain stupid. 99% of the stuff that people think they need demonic aid for they can get assistance with from a servitor or from a simple fetish - in the same way you dont use a sledgehammer to squash an ant, you dont use the demonic to assist you in anything except the most complex and nasty of your problems.
nice job ripping this off occultforum
post 1471916341 11-20-2016, 12:03 PM
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For those of you that a serious about this.. how do you know what demon you are in the presence of? Can you see them? Hear them? Do you only notice them when sleeping or when you are wide awake? Whenever this thread comes up, everyone is so vague in their experiences.

I never would try to summon a demon, but have asked for help during meditation to whoever may be listening. I notice when I mediate more frequently my dreams are more vivid and sometimes I will become fully conscious in my sleep and can feel strong energies like a buzzing feeling though my body and some other energies surrounding me. I have had a few instances where I am just suspended in a black space and can communicate telepathically to whoever is there (probably just my own imagination, but I'll "hear" them speak in another voice other than my own). Not sure what this is, but it's interesting to me and sometimes scary.
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Ok, here's what you're gonna do OP

Step 1. Go to a pron site (any site will do)
Step 2. Start up your favourite clip
Step 3. Fap while chanting ''das it mane, das it''
Step 4. Aim your dink at your face when you're about to bust
Step 5. Bust in your face, and use your right index finger to write the words ''aay lmao'' on your forehead with your jizz
Step 6. Leave it on for about 3.50 days

Report back and tell me if it worked. I myself am currently on day 2. Good luck!
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Originally Posted By MidnightSun⏩
Fuk yourself with that church religion HORSE CHIT.
It doesn't matter that it is HORSE CHIT.

It matters that Jehova is paying attention and will kick the ass right out of that demon.

Jesus saves.
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Sleep tight pupper.
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How are the sloots in the astral world?
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