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post 1471985391 11-20-2016, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus
okay so why give them false hope when they can just do what i said? it's a deal but it's not that big of a deal if u get me haha. u jesus freaks make out like ur losing ur soul or something.
I'm not a Jesus freak but I understand the power of Jesus.

Don't underestimate the power of Jesus. The Morning Star is very powerful.

You had better not underestimate the power of Jehovah. He conquered many gods. These are different things.

However, if you think you have nothing to lose with a pact of servitude to a demon then you are wrong. They collect.

Next you will tell me that other people don't experience pain?

Hmm?

I recommend no pacts. Become authority and dispense your wishes. There is a good reason why the Circle of Solomon persists. It's very well thought out. It can protect you from harm if you take the due precautions.
post 1471985851 11-20-2016, 10:36 PM
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post 1471986341 11-20-2016, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MrStealYoGrill
Srs bros when I can do astral projection can I go to these dark places and start picking fights with demons?
You're gonna need lifetimes of Qi Gong experience just to be able to get to that level. Everyone ITT doesn't understand what a demon or angel is, are they ET's who mastered manipulation of reality or phantasmagorical entities portrayed from a biblical perspective?
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post 1471986481 11-20-2016, 10:43 PM
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Why cant this guy ever get a demon to fuk w him?srs

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post 1471986821 11-20-2016, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By exyl
This happened on Halloween...

Was drinking with a group of people after a Halloween party, and this goth girl pulls out a large case as we all enter the living room to chill.

She starts setting up candles and stuff at 5 points saying she was creating a pentagram. Then she set up a baphomet statue and pulled out a satanic bible.

She then went to use the restroom and I jokingly opened the book and read from the book of belial. Suddenly the lights began to flicker and then shut off.

I've been experiencing paranormal activity like growling , sleep paralysis, missing items, doors slamming, seeing moving shadows, astral projection out of body experiences, and extreme bad luck. It's only been getting worse -- how can I make it go away?
This is a copypasta, it was posted about a year ago, maybe a year and a half ago
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post 1471987111 11-20-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Zestos
You're gonna need lifetimes of Qi Gong experience just to be able to get to that level. Everyone ITT doesn't understand what a demon or angel is, are they ET's who mastered manipulation of reality or phantasmagorical entities portrayed from a biblical perspective?
Nobody knows what they are truly. There is a lot of confusion regarding angels. Angels are not nice. They are the servitors of an angry deity. Angels are killers. They kill thousands of people if not all people. They have no remorse and no love for humans.

Perhaps there is a more intellectual way of framing all of this but you can't honestly blame people who leave it as angels and demons. There is a primary demon, God, who has "angels" (demons with allegiance to "God")...and the rest.

There are also a lot of other entities nobody can classify.

It's a big mess and very, very...scary. To be honest, you would be happy to not experience any of these beings. Ever.

Just go to Church on Sundays and keep your head down.
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Originally Posted By Zestos
You're gonna need lifetimes of Qi Gong experience just to be able to get to that level. Everyone ITT doesn't understand what a demon or angel is, are they ET's who mastered manipulation of reality or phantasmagorical entities portrayed from a biblical perspective?
I dont need some kung fu bs I can fuk up any demon I just need to get them in the physical realm.
post 1471998821 11-21-2016, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
^^^ This is the guy who laughed at how powerful Church was.

LMFAO

You want to see some ritual magic then go to Church.
churches basically serves "satan" because they install fear in your mind
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post 1471999051 11-21-2016, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
Now tell me dear sir what would happen if everybody who wanted to tell a demon to go out and do their bidding could have their wishes come true?

This is an art. Artistry requires diligence, study, repeated practice, and masterful execution.

People like OP who suggest you can just open some book and accidentally read a demon into life is just funny.

That's not how it works. Even the Satanists say it takes a long time to get results and they literally beg the demons to come rape them. They take no precautions. I think they are insane, because they have no idea what will inhabit them, but even they have to work hard to find subjective and intuitive proof of the supernatural.

It's a lifestyle. Of course, they're probably going to Hell. So, like I said, it would make more sense to just go to Church.



Don't give up lucid dreaming. It's hard to do on purpose but it has rewards.

1/100 people will ever lucid dream. That puts you above most people in terms of your ability access your own consciousness.

Try staring into a dark mirror. Do it for 30 minutes and see what happens. There's something in there for you.
dont listen to this fear mongering fool.
sleep tight pupper

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post 1471999271 11-21-2016, 01:56 AM
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srs wtf is happening itt
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check out "Threadbomber" threads if you want to know more about demons.

Demons are actually advanced extraterestrials, that were with humanity in the beginning. What you know of ancient gods(like Hermes, Odin, Zeus, Osiris, Horus, Set, etc.) are actually "demons". They were unjustly labeled as hideous gargoyle monsters when Judeo-Christianity took over and our ancient pagan religion destroyed.

they are not harmful if you seek them out and wish to work with them.

The harmful experiences are not actually with the demons, but by Angels/Reptillians masquerading as them.

if you enter the occult world without the protection of the gods/demons, you are extremely vulnerable to enemy thoughtforms and attacks.
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Make the demon your twink
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post 1472003771 11-21-2016, 03:46 AM
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You'd best invoke Jennova, or pepper your angus for Belial to get all up in your guts
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For such encounters (ghosts, demons, djinns etc) I hide a Bible, Quran, and several pagan trinkets under my pillow.

Plus I have the contact details of a local priest, imam and shaman to help me.
post 1472003831 11-21-2016, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By CommanderH
check out "Threadbomber" threads if you want to know more about demons.

Demons are actually advanced extraterestrials, that were with humanity in the beginning. What you know of ancient gods(like Hermes, Odin, Zeus, Osiris, Horus, Set, etc.) are actually "demons". They were unjustly labeled as hideous gargoyle monsters when Judeo-Christianity took over and our ancient pagan religion destroyed.

they are not harmful if you seek them out and wish to work with them.

The harmful experiences are not actually with the demons, but by Angels/Reptillians masquerading as them.

if you enter the occult world without the protection of the gods/demons, you are extremely vulnerable to enemy thoughtforms and attacks.
Where can I read more about this brah?
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post 1472003961 11-21-2016, 03:54 AM
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CHICKEN SHAWARMA STUFFED PITA
Yield: Makes 6 stuffed pitas

Chicken Shawarma Stuffed Pita
INGREDIENTS

For the Chicken
2 lemons, juiced
cup olive oil
6 cloves garlic, peeled, smashed and minced
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons paprika
teaspoon dried oregano
teaspoon red-pepper flakes
2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs
For the Pitas
6 pieces of pita bread
Chopped Parsley
Cherry Tomatoes, halved
Cucumbers, cubed
1 recipe Homemade Tzatziki Sauce
Shredded Romaine
INSTRUCTIONS

In a large zip-top bag, combine the lemon juice, 1/2 cup olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, oregano and red-pepper flakes. Add the chicken, zip the top of the bag and give it a quick shake to combine. Refrigerator for at least 1 hour and up to 12 hours.
Pre-heat a cast iron to medium high heat. Remove the chicken from the marinade and grill each chicken thigh for 4-5 minutes on each side until done. Remove and set aside to rest.
Slice the chicken against the grain into thin strips and transfer back into the skillet and saut for 2 minutes until just slightly crispy around the edges.
Transfer the chicken to a large bowl and toss to combine with the parsley, cherry tomatoes and cucumbers.
Place the chicken in the middle of a pita and top with the assorted toppings. Fold the pita up and wrap with parchment to hold it together
post 1472004001 11-21-2016, 03:56 AM
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Lol at believing bullchit written by bored desert jews 3000 years ago.

Go turn to the Mother Nature instead...
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Originally Posted By Dorpwnz
CHICKEN SHAWARMA STUFFED PITA
Yield: Makes 6 stuffed pitas

Chicken Shawarma Stuffed Pita
INGREDIENTS

For the Chicken
2 lemons, juiced
cup olive oil
6 cloves garlic, peeled, smashed and minced
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons paprika
teaspoon dried oregano
teaspoon red-pepper flakes
2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs
For the Pitas
6 pieces of pita bread
Chopped Parsley
Cherry Tomatoes, halved
Cucumbers, cubed
1 recipe Homemade Tzatziki Sauce
Shredded Romaine
INSTRUCTIONS

In a large zip-top bag, combine the lemon juice, 1/2 cup olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, paprika, oregano and red-pepper flakes. Add the chicken, zip the top of the bag and give it a quick shake to combine. Refrigerator for at least 1 hour and up to 12 hours.
Pre-heat a cast iron to medium high heat. Remove the chicken from the marinade and grill each chicken thigh for 4-5 minutes on each side until done. Remove and set aside to rest.
Slice the chicken against the grain into thin strips and transfer back into the skillet and saut for 2 minutes until just slightly crispy around the edges.
Transfer the chicken to a large bowl and toss to combine with the parsley, cherry tomatoes and cucumbers.
Place the chicken in the middle of a pita and top with the assorted toppings. Fold the pita up and wrap with parchment to hold it together
Misc has 0 sense of humor. I posted 40 year old virgin quotes itt about demons and i dont think anybody saw it.

I find that chit hilarious. Come into demon thread with some serious chit

Read "me so horny me love you long time"

Meanwhile motherfukers talking about actual demons
post 1472004711 11-21-2016, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By krazy33
Misc has 0 sense of humor. I posted 40 year old virgin quotes itt about demons and i dont think anybody saw it.

I find that chit hilarious. Come into demon thread with some serious chit

Read "me so horny me love you long time"

Meanwhile motherfukers talking about actual demons
They dont understand how it works ):
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny
There is no such thing as demons...or the devil...u want the dark side look inward it's there u can find it....good fortuna...sabo mano offiluo 350 skinny pieces..switch up my stlyepixkanylane
is, is that a starboy lyric?
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Originally Posted By PROPH3CY
I have been communicating with demons now for about ten years, and thats after studying magic for six years prior to working with demons. My favourite demons are the ones from the Qlippothic shells, especially Lilith, who I find I have a very strong bond with. About four months ago I did a ritual to invoke Lilith for no real reason other than just being bored. I should have known better right? Youre damn right I should have. Net result was I ended up in a secure psychiatric hospital for two weeks after trying to kill myself at her command, and were not just talking ****s and giggles here - I was impelled beyond my own control to kill myself using a fatal overdose of pills. The only thing that saved me from dying was that I managed to call an ambulance when Id taken them because Liliths control was released over me.

Moral of the story.

You. Dont. Mess. With. Demons. Ever.

You respect demons and work with them, and only call on them when you have a good reason to do so, not just because you have nothing else to do. Demons are very powerful because people have believed in them for a long time, sometimes much longer than gods of the same pantheons - theyve poured out blood and tears for them and sacrificed to them for generations - assuming that a demon gives a rats ass about your trivial bull**** is just plain stupid. 99% of the stuff that people think they need demonic aid for they can get assistance with from a servitor or from a simple fetish - in the same way you dont use a sledgehammer to squash an ant, you dont use the demonic to assist you in anything except the most complex and nasty of your problems.
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
I've invoked astaroth and satan himself which are much more powerful than lilith this was before i found falun gong. Eventually I felt how evil those fukin things were so I flushed their sigils down the toilet when they attacked me in other dimensions I noticed one of their favorite tricks is pretending to be someone you know (close family and friends) and then turning the dream into a nightmare but this only works if you don't look at their eyes and notice it's just a demon pretending to be that person.

Anyway that was in 2011 I'm way more powerful than any demon nowadays,. You can try fighting them but you'll just wake up exhausted. You can try flying away and hiding but you'll be found. They know those dimensions and realms like the back of their hands.

You have to outsmart them. Analyze their methods closely and ask yourself, "what emotions, desires and attachments are they taking advantage of to deceive me or make me fear them?" that way you eliminate the problem by the root.
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Is there a reason why people summon demons and devils? Financial wealth? Power? Do you have to sign your soul away when dealing with them?

If people knowingly summon demons and devils therefore they must know gods exists. Why don’t they just turn their faith to god for protection and immortal success???
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Came in to send to teen misc...

Was disappoint to see age of OP. Sad.
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OP have you tried not pretending like it's actually real?


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Belial is a bug in diablo you idiot!!
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Originally Posted By SitchNoHomo
churches basically serves "satan" because they install fear in your mind
Look at leviticus blood rituals for Jehovah, it's sick. The biblical curses are evil. Some would say (like Gnostics/Freemasons) that ET's like greys created religion to manipulate humanity to create communism, use them like cattle and turn them into greys making them slaves to their hive mind and assimilating them into it. Looking at the things the bible mentions, I don't think much good can come from its creator.

"That they all may be one; as thou Father art in me, and I in thee, that they also may be one in us..." -- Jesus (John 17:21)

"The one who is victorious I will make a pillar in the temple of my God. Never again will they leave it. I will write on them the name of my God and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem, which is coming down out of heaven from my God; and I will also write on them my new name." (Rev 3:12)

I will remain in the world no longer, but they are still in the world, and I am coming to you. Holy Father, protect them by the power of your name, the name you gave me, so that they may be one as we are one. (John 17:11)

That all of them may be one, Father, just as you are in me and I am in you. May they also be in us so that the world may believe that you have sent me. I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be one as we are one and I in them and you in meso that they may be brought to complete unity. Then the world will know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me. (John 17:21-23)

But Jesus called the children to him and said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. (Luke 18:16)

Therefore, "they are before the throne of God and serve him day and night in his temple; and he who sits on the throne will shelter them with his presence. (Rev 7:15)

I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who had been showing them to me. But he said to me, "Don't do that! I am a fellow servant with you and with your fellow prophets and with all who keep the words of this scroll. Worship God!" (Rev 22:9)
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