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post 1473321151 12-01-2016, 08:07 AM
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Is this it boyos? Beginning of the end of my marriage (srs)

-Wife says she's cooking dumplings, asks if I want any

-Ofc I say yes, because a. shes hogging the kitchen anyway and b. she only offers to cook once in a blue moon, so I always agree to eat whatever chit she's decided to attempt to cook and always complement her to encourage her to cook more, but still tastes like crap

-I ask for her to throw my steaks on too (see point a)

-She asks how many dumplings, 10?

-No bish you know I'm bulking, do me 15


------10mins later-----

-Comes back, dumplings look decent ish and steak looks like she's overfukincooked it again, despite knowing I like it medium-rare not Fallout-levels of nuking

-Whatever, I take a few bites of steak to let dumplings cool down

-Count dumplings

-14



--14



----14




FOURTEEN FUKIN DUMPLINGS

WHY EVEN ASK HOW MANY I WANT IF UR GNA DO ME LYK DAT

===SRS===

===SRS===


-I tell her it's only 14, start getting angry

-She laughs, says 'oh you actually counted'

-Yeeeees, silly hoe, ofc I counted. Since you specifically asked how many and I specifically replied with an numerical integer fukin number spaztic of dumplings that I want this goddamn Thursday night and I've hit Shoulders and Legs at the gym and ur still in the fukin kitchen and I just wanna eat my dinner

-Oh well, it's ok, she replies, and just sits down with me to eat her plate and right at that moment I was just seeing red and tunnel vision mouth-fuked every single last one of those dumplings, licked the plate, drank the awful juice that oozes out of them when they're boiled, took a piece of bread and proceeded to wipe the entire plate clean to make a point

-She ignores this elaborate show of hunger and deprivation and carries on chatting in Chinese to her friend

-I don't have pics of the 14 dumplings coz i hate-ate them too angry but I do have pics of HOW MUCH EXTRA DUMPLING MATERIAL WAS LEFT OVER

-theres srsly enough for like 45 or so (and that pic was taken just now so I assume she even cooked about 10-20 more for herself and her friend) so its not like we on dat ration time or anything and how chitty the steaks are (to add insult to injury she cooks all the steaks 'so I can have the rest tomorrow' thx bish nothing like cold overdone next day steak to chew on while i contemplate my next move)


CLIFFS
-Wife asks how many dumplings I want, i say 15, she cooks 14 and acts like it isnt a big deal
-Is this how it begins? The anger.... the rage... the feeling that the woman you love(d) doesn't care about your macros enough to cater your nutrition accordingly?


Pic of leftover dumpling materials


Pic of most pathetic steak ever


Pic of me and wife wedding photo (thread is meaningless without pics of wife) (detective away idc)


no 'dumped for dumplings' jokez right now srs
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473321391 12-01-2016, 08:10 AM
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Disrespectful as Fukk. She lied to your face and withheld important information and showed no remorse at being caught.

Get a good lawyer and god speed
post 1473321631 12-01-2016, 08:12 AM
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Just lol at that Steak, 0 sear, looks like it's still alive yet it's overdone and probably has the texture of a Michelin tire.

I'd slap the hoe with the steak just for disrespecting your palette like that OP, ****ing disgusting behaviour from your spouse.
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post 1473321641 12-01-2016, 08:12 AM
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I assume she has been sufficiently beaten?
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post 1473321661 12-01-2016, 08:12 AM
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Wtf is with that steak? Why does it look boiled?
post 1473321821 12-01-2016, 08:13 AM
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This can't be real tea
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post 1473321851 12-01-2016, 08:13 AM
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It was over the moment you got married boyo
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post 1473321981 12-01-2016, 08:14 AM
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You put a lot of effort into this thread but its really not that entertaining

Sorry fella
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post 1473322001 12-01-2016, 08:14 AM
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That biitch has some nerve.
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post 1473322141 12-01-2016, 08:15 AM
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Either you're trolling or you should go jump in a lake.
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post 1473322221 12-01-2016, 08:16 AM
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it's clear she saved the 15th dumpling for chad. Time to call it quits OP, she is CLEARLY cheating
post 1473322241 12-01-2016, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
Pic of me and wife wedding photo (thread is meaningless without pics of wife) (detective away idc)
Congrats on marrying a sex-doll.
fist yourself
post 1473322581 12-01-2016, 08:19 AM
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Moment of silence for the missing dumpling. That steak makes me uncomfortable. Not even sure how it was cook to look like that.
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post 1473322861 12-01-2016, 08:21 AM
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LOL

omg this is gold

repp'd for making me almost die in laughter.


Better put her in her place. Sounds like she got that 'married syndrome' where she thinks she can do whatever the fuak she wants because she owns you type chick.

Fuak that.

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post 1473323031 12-01-2016, 08:23 AM
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I missed the part where you explain the bad history, otherwise it sounds like you're overreacting...lol



Actually nvm, reread the beginning, you're mad because your wife can't cook. Confront her about it appropriately that you don't like her current cooking and wish she'd cook better and more often. That could be the beginning of eyeing out the differences (if that hasn't already happened yet), but ending a marriage is up to you two to decide.
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post 1473323271 12-01-2016, 08:25 AM
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but seriously, that steak is a f**king war crime
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post 1473323381 12-01-2016, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩
Disrespectful as Fukk. She lied to your face and withheld important information and showed no remorse at being caught.

Get a good lawyer and god speed
Guess so, get the drop on her at least. Good thing my assets are back in teh UK and GL to her trying to get at them
Originally Posted By 4Adz4⏩
Just lol at that Steak, 0 sear, looks like it's still alive yet it's overdone and probably has the texture of a Michelin tire.

I'd slap the hoe with the steak just for disrespecting your palette like that OP, ****ing disgusting behaviour from your spouse.
Originally Posted By Courwes⏩
Wtf is with that steak? Why does it look boiled?
Originally Posted By Originalcordawg⏩
Moment of silence for the missing dumpling. That steak makes me uncomfortable. Not even sure how it was cook to look like that.
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
but seriously, that steak is a f**king war crime
I know right? And I've even got a top pan grill thing that even an idiot could use. And I've shown her how to use it. And I still that
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I assume she has been sufficiently beaten?
Tonight. She's currently assembling some furniture coz I flat out refused to finished it it after this
Originally Posted By John4789⏩
This can't be real tea
bro its real
Originally Posted By arn710⏩
You put a lot of effort into this thread but its really not that entertaining

Sorry fella
I apologize that my misery isn't entertaining enough for you. It's ruined my night, and seems like yours too since you couldn't even spare some pity for ur fellow miscer, losing some of ur humanity and soul in the process. May god have mercy on your soul.
Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
it's clear she saved the 15th dumpling for chad. Time to call it quits OP, she is CLEARLY cheating
she's been getting home later and later from work last two weeks, and I tend to ignore misc advice but looks like its over, dumplingate confirmed
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473323441 12-01-2016, 08:26 AM
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I'd kick that non cooking sloot to the curb...and btw my nickname is curb.
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post 1473323511 12-01-2016, 08:27 AM
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I'm pretty sure that's Labrador and not actual steak.
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post 1473323551 12-01-2016, 08:27 AM
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Maybe your wife is just stupid and can't tell the difference between 14 and 15.
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post 1473323621 12-01-2016, 08:27 AM
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More pics of your wife? Looks cute
post 1473323731 12-01-2016, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Congrats on marrying a sex-doll.
Robot sexdolls can probably cook steak better than that

oh and

fist yourself
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post 1473324131 12-01-2016, 08:32 AM
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You married someone that can't cook?
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lol.

but srs brah , you got a Chinese woman to cook a steak? that steak is your fault then.
Um....yeah...I dunno man 🐙 6'7 l 110kg/244lbs 🐙

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post 1473324501 12-01-2016, 08:36 AM
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Fuk man hope you didn't lose any gains. Dumpling deficiency is a major cause of hungry skeleton disorder.
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Originally Posted By Courwes⏩
Wtf is with that steak? Why does it look boiled?
my first thought too...poverty steak might actually be poverty cat :0
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post 1473324761 12-01-2016, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
More pics of your wife? Looks cute
honeymoon in 5* hotel in thailand



some cafe



making those fuking dumplings



getting cucked by the goddamn batman

We're all gonna make it.
post 1473324911 12-01-2016, 08:39 AM
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bet she enjoys the sunglasses you gave her.
edit a chinese chick that doesn't like to cook? you lucked out dude.
post 1473325111 12-01-2016, 08:40 AM
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My parents always fought and my mother is an awesome cook. You're fukd. Kinda sounds like you married spoiled little girl. good luck brahhhhhhhh

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found OP


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