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post 1473235671 11-30-2016, 03:37 PM
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LOL. You are disgusting. Wouldnt worry about getting tested since she probably doesnt get laid much anyway
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post 1473255351 11-30-2016, 06:26 PM
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This fukking thread.....
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1473391601 12-01-2016, 05:14 PM
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Disgusting, opie. That whale looks familiar. You in PA?
post 1473393561 12-01-2016, 05:28 PM
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thanks for this OP. needed this laugh. glad u ended ur dry spell. only way to go from here is up!
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post 1473399741 12-01-2016, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ekuhnn
thanks for this OP. needed this laugh. glad u ended ur dry spell. only way to go from here is up!
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post 1478010711 01-06-2017, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff
Ok imma try to keep this short since I hate telling stories.
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
lol worth a read brah. sounds like a nasty disgusting super STD carrier. SRS


WTF is wrong with u bro? My homeboy did 10 years in the pen and he still has standards brah. Dry spell for months after he got out
post 1478011301 01-06-2017, 11:24 PM
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HOW THE FUK can you eat that girl out, you shouldn't of even had to jerk off before to know thats a bad idea.

Literally 99% of girls i see everyday are better looking than that.


oh jeez.
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post 1478014141 01-07-2017, 12:06 AM
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why go out on friday nights when you got threads like these?

Far more entertaining than any story anyone shares irl. lmao.
post 1478022931 01-07-2017, 02:46 AM
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Lost it at the pics being posted as a pdf file. Wtf lmao

Honestly though, bad decisions like these make for great stories. If she doesn't get knocked up or give you gonorrhoea or some chit, it was totally worth it. 7 pages of lulz were had.
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post 1478023211 01-07-2017, 02:52 AM
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You raw dogged and ate out a tinder sloot who has banged God knows how many scum bags..might wanna get tested brah. Grats on breaking the 3 year dry spell it can only get better from here.
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I read the whole thing


I feel dirty



























































post 1478027151 01-07-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff
Ok imma try to keep this short since I hate telling stories.
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
Well done bro, will rep on recharge, finally a break from all the foreveralone posts most miscers post on here. And don't worry about any issues going soft etc, probably just nerves since it had been a while, and also sometimes if you don't find the girl that attractive (in this case you said she was quite overweight), it also sometimes happens.

Well done bro anyway keep it going!

Edit: Ignore all the hater comments in this thread, they're just jealous they're not getting any, miscers gonna misc as always.
post 1478028401 01-07-2017, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff
Give it to me straight
You made a mistake dude, stds are way too common to be so reckless with a girl you're not even attracted to.
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post 1478029391 01-07-2017, 05:34 AM
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I am not sure what to think about this OP. I'm glad you are no longer on a 3 year dry spell but god damn bruh that sloot is ugly as sin.

You can better than that so use this as the springboard to better and more sloots.
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post 1478029531 01-07-2017, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
Don't know if it's been pointed out yet cause I haven't read through the entire thread. But damnnnnn Opie. Chick has obviously been getting dikt down on a regular and you go and eat the clam and raw dog. Smfh.
post 1478029661 01-07-2017, 05:42 AM
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Damn...
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post 1478029761 01-07-2017, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Yero91
-You ate out a tinder rando
-you let her film it
-you smashed raw
-You sent her dink pics


Someone needs to slap some sense into you.
All this would be forgiven if she was at least kind of hot.
post 1478030181 01-07-2017, 05:55 AM
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I'd be lying if I said I'd never smashed a whale but at least they were attractive whales. This creature you smashed AND ate out is absolutely disgusting. Guys like you are why women have so much power. You're easily controlled by the poon.
Next time hire an escort, srs.
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post 1478055151 01-07-2017, 11:34 AM
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Lol strong thread revive. I can truthfully say I dont think about sex not nearly as I used to. Got my dik sucked by this high school chick (yes, she is 18) about a month or so ago.
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post 1478057491 01-07-2017, 11:58 AM
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Did not read the whole thread but can relate to the topic.

Just ended 6 month dry spell with a former FWB and could not get it completely hard during the night. She even told me this is not you as I remember lol.

Knowing myself I was sure I will pound the chit out of her in the morning and exactly that happened.

Wishing all the brahs on dry spell a speedy recovery.
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post 1478058561 01-07-2017, 12:10 PM
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I can't get over fact that she didn't even shower before going to work.. WTF ???

I can't be only one think that dirty as
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I don't know whether to be proud that the girl I banged to end my 5 year dry spell is far better looking than your girl, or disappointed that I creampied her and she went NC on me when you ****ed yours, couldn't even get hard, and she wants to see you again.
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I just looked at pictures wonder if you bang her on same day as worldisurs I think that was his user name did

He also bang her raw
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In on this, late...but in!

What I don't understand, is how brahs can give face to a chick after already pounding...
That's like cooking beans in a pot, and instead of eating the ones you pour out, you eat the fried caked on garbage at the bottom of the pot.

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Inb4 OPs video is uploaded to xvideos or whatever.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
There's a lot wrong here dude

You ate out a fat strange chick

You let her record it

You are not going to make it
and he smashed raw

LOL gl with all of your STI, Babynames and losing half your **** goals of 2017
/
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didnt read lol
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff
Ok imma try to keep this short since I hate telling stories.
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just sayshe was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".

We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it.I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
SoI eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find outI had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her andsucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
We weren't all meant to make it...
post 1478062511 01-07-2017, 12:55 PM
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ugh..
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