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post 1473526031 12-02-2016, 04:31 PM
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Accountants are the tradesmen of the corporate world, FUKING LMAO

FUKING LOL


about the biggest losers one can find, most guys in the finance departments could very well be labeled as convicted rapists and have everyone believe it, skinny twigs that get no pussy


brb doing mindless drone sht, day in, day out, all day, tradies of the corporate world
post 1473526131 12-02-2016, 04:32 PM
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That hurts bro. I resent that.
post 1473526331 12-02-2016, 04:33 PM
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Lmao twinks, when will they learn..?
post 1473526351 12-02-2016, 04:34 PM
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feels bad
post 1473528541 12-02-2016, 04:54 PM
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post 1473529021 12-02-2016, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By lloyd_blankfein⏩
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shut the fuk up tradie, go crunch some numbers
post 1473529781 12-02-2016, 05:03 PM
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Have to agree. I couldn't think of anything much worse than being an accountant. Must be mundane as hell. Think id rather clean toilets.
post 1473530031 12-02-2016, 05:06 PM
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Lol @ people who use spreadsheets for everything

go crunch some numbers lmao
post 1473530481 12-02-2016, 05:09 PM
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Depends what sort of accountant. Those with higher-level credentials can end up in upper management positions later on in their career.
post 1473530531 12-02-2016, 05:10 PM
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Yup, always lol at business students majoring in accounting that go to school wearing a full on suit thinking they're balling with an accounting undergrad but after 4 years they get into big 4 (if they're lucky) and make like 45,000/yr before tax working 80 hours a week (works out to be basically minimum wage) doing some boring ass work while getting cucked by their managers cuz thats corporate culture LMAO

also lol @ removing chartered accountant designation
post 1473530811 12-02-2016, 05:13 PM
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idk what you guys are talking about, graduated with 3.3 accounting bachelors.

Got an internship that turned into a job right after college with a smaller CPA firm.

Making 47k a year before comp time bonuses. Have not worked over 40 hours a week once yet in 6 months. Scheduled for busy season jobs and wont be required to work more than 50 hours a week.

Keep listening to the BS these idiots spew.

Fukin get paid to travel, audit clients, and rarely sit at my desk all day.
post 1473531521 12-02-2016, 05:19 PM
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So then what makes tradesmen the tradesmen of?
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post 1473532991 12-02-2016, 05:32 PM
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lol at least they have jobs, unlike sociology and womens studies majors, and the world needs accountants, they're useful
fking dumb if you think otherwise
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post 1473552611 12-02-2016, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By WildBill112⏩
feels bad
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post 1473553131 12-02-2016, 08:41 PM
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Accounting is one of the best career fields in the corporate world you cucks. Federal agencies are always looking for people with accounting degrees as well. brb, six figure salary after 5 years with no ceiling in site.
post 1473553661 12-02-2016, 08:46 PM
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Accounting as work sucks for the most part, lettuce be real tea it's all about dat financial analyst job, but an accounting degree is pretty much the biz field Swiss Army knife (srs)
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Agreed. Def the blue collar grunts of the white collar world. Nobody really respects accountants.
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Originally Posted By yondy12⏩
Yup, always lol at business students majoring in accounting that go to school wearing a full on suit thinking they're balling with an accounting undergrad but after 4 years they get into big 4 (if they're lucky) and make like 45,000/yr before tax working 80 hours a week (works out to be basically minimum wage) doing some boring ass work while getting cucked by their managers cuz thats corporate culture LMAO

also lol @ removing chartered accountant designation
Sooooo much real life in one post lol
post 1473555451 12-02-2016, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By scare⏩
and rarely sit at my desk all day.
but you sit a A DESK all day
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If tradies are the tradies of the working world, and accountants are the tradies of the corporate world, who are the tradies of the accountant world?
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Originally Posted By scare⏩
idk what you guys are talking about, graduated with 3.3 accounting bachelors.

Got an internship that turned into a job right after college with a smaller CPA firm.

Making 47k a year before comp time bonuses. Have not worked over 40 hours a week once yet in 6 months. Scheduled for busy season jobs and wont be required to work more than 50 hours a week.

Keep listening to the BS these idiots spew.

Fukin get paid to travel, audit clients, and rarely sit at my desk all day.
literally every accountant i know does not have this life so congratulations lol
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Originally Posted By yondy12⏩
Yup, always lol at business students majoring in accounting that go to school wearing a full on suit thinking they're balling with an accounting undergrad but after 4 years they get into big 4 (if they're lucky) and make like 45,000/yr before tax working 80 hours a week (works out to be basically minimum wage) doing some boring ass work while getting cucked by their managers cuz thats corporate culture LMAO

also lol @ removing chartered accountant designation
so much truth lmao

a lot of my friends are accountants

fukn lol
post 1473555961 12-02-2016, 09:08 PM
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You really have no idea lol. You talking about bookkeepers?
post 1473556861 12-02-2016, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By theRealGriNC⏩
literally every accountant i know does not have this life so congratulations lol
Opposite for me. My auntie is quite high up in EY sydney. Also have older friends and people i know in the industry whom have alot of fun and enjoy their jobs. People just get a false perception of accounting as just doing tax and business audits all day
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just like anything else, if you're an accountant with good communication skills and some ambition, you could move up the ladders

that being said, most of them will just grind Excel sheets for the rest of their life
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Depends which kind of accountant you are.

Managerial Accounting and Tax Accounting are great jobs, top tier salaries as well.
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Thread backfire... do some research lol, accounting is a top tier major. I actually work in the big 4 and have for a while so i can tell you the actual truth. 90% ppl ITT have no clue.

First of all, big 4 pays anywhere from 55k-60k starting in audit, tax gets a bit more. You can make 100-110k beginning at age 28-29 if you stay (uncommon but very doable if you are willing to put in the work). Meanwhile marketing majors are still getting 40k range salaries.

But the salary isnt the point, the resume part is. Most high rank people in corporations are all big 4 alumni. Big 4 on the resume is literally the GOAT thing in business. Got friends in the firm heading out as seniors getting 6 figure jobs sub 30 years old lmao. U mad?
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Auditing sucks cuck, tax is sexy. +1 on big 4 being the GOAT
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Originally Posted By Blueblob⏩
Auditing sucks cuck, tax is sexy. +1 on big 4 being the GOAT
Besides looking decent on a resume, big 4 is ****ing trash lol. Accounting major with no real world experience detected lol
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