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post 1475624801 12-18-2016, 09:11 PM
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need pics of the ladies bro
post 1475625621 12-18-2016, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Deltrap⏩
need pics of the ladies bro
Hard one to pull off ...

All the ads have fake pics

But I will try for pic of lady at private modeling place
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post 1475625661 12-18-2016, 09:19 PM
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Those prices? No. You can get a good "foot massage" (dont know why they call them foot massages when the whole body) for $20-25 plus the obligatory $10 tip. Wont get happy ending, but those massages are good at the right place that you wont care.
post 1475632091 12-18-2016, 10:20 PM
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Guy I joke around with at the gym went to a local rub and tug for the 1st time the other day. Said he got to hand pick an asian chick in her early 20's. Said when he bent her over the massage table to plow, chick had chunks of shett around her angus. I laughed so hard I couldn't lift for a good 10 minutes. Claims he banged chick but was only able to get semi-hard then the chick told him to leave and didn't even give him a massage. Dude got hosed for $160 bucks and didn't even get his massage. Lmao!!
post 1476132881 12-22-2016, 06:53 PM
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Forgot about Christmas on the weekend so I went today
Pull up, place is in a bad area... Not where you would get murdered but your car could get broken into
Single door with a sign for the business
I go in, guy says are you here for the modeling or booths (I guess they have jerking booths)
I say modeling, He asks how long.. I tell him 30 mins and pay him the house fee
Enter room with three girls
One old but two good looking younger ones (sub 25)
Says the names of the girls, I pick one of the younger ones
She pretends to be happy and grabs my hand and pulls me to the room
I sit down and she sets a timer to 30 mins
she is standing in front of me and right away starts undressing
gets completely undressed in front of me..
Bending over .. playing with herself asks if I like it ...blah blah
She comes over to me and sits on my lap ... grinding on my dick, says "get more comfortable" and undoes my belt/pants
I slide them off
more grinding... she is kissing my neck ..
she pulls down my boxers and is grinding bare dick to her (I am thinking back to health class if I can get Herpes from the bare grinding )
She is teasing me putting the tip in... I get worried and lift her off my dick (she is basically a prostitute)
At this point we are at 10 mins (I can see timer)
She asks what I want to do
I said "full"
She said "$140 ... covered?"
I said "yes covered, I only have $80"
She said "hand... ?"
I said " .. nevermind.. its no big deal.. Nothing extra"
She said "okay... just for you 80"
She gets a condom that was hidden in the room
And sits on my lap again facing me..
Puts the condom on and jumps on it
Done in 10 mins lol..
So I am at 20 mins
10 mins left...
Last 8 mins or so she just stays on my lap still grinding and kissing my neck ...
I already came so I wanted out .. but it was awkward ..
I direct her off me.. We both get dressed
She hugs me and says to ask for her again and tells me what days she works

I think it was worth it
Basically it is a room and a private stripper who you can fuk
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post 1476132971 12-22-2016, 06:54 PM
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hell its worth it. just dont get cheated on time. srs complain that you got shorted to mama
20 IS 20. AT LEAST POST IN THE THREAD.

THANKS FOR READING
post 1476143271 12-22-2016, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By bee
hell its worth it. just dont get cheated on time. srs complain that you got shorted to mama
Getting shorted is a nbd for me
After I finish I just want out
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post 1486343651 03-07-2017, 11:01 PM
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OP, I legitimately enjoy these chronicles and am subscribed
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post 1486343881 03-07-2017, 11:05 PM
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Strong bump and I'll catch up on the reading tomorrow but I'd be freaked out the Asian chick would save the jizz to try and drop an anchor-baby then cucking you into child support.
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post 1486347451 03-08-2017, 12:02 AM
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fuk, in for moar
post 1486352551 03-08-2017, 01:44 AM
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Wtf @ the thread. Entertaining story but seriously, I couldn't imagine touching a woman who has sex for money.

You realize the quality of the average guy who does that right? Nasty guys who don't take care of themselves turn to sex for money. That's what she touches. All day. The thought of that is completely ****ing disgusting to me
post 1486353311 03-08-2017, 02:04 AM
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In for stories. You know you will be back
post 1486354911 03-08-2017, 02:35 AM
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Lol misc needs more threads like these srs.
post 1486355091 03-08-2017, 02:38 AM
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she takes off her shirt...
Fake boobs.. Poverty ones
reach to play with her fat puss.. (outside the panties of course)
she said "is it okay?"
i said "..........yes"
she than pulls her penis up into her waist band..
...

.. I was like wtf... I look and the head is poking out
very small
uncut
i pull my hand away
look away
and she finishes her job
i leave
she than pulls herpenisup into her waist band..
shefinishes her job
finishes
sheFINISHES
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post 1486355471 03-08-2017, 02:46 AM
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If you like this thread check this one:

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=3459661
post 1486355641 03-08-2017, 02:49 AM
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u focking massage palor guru m8
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post 1486356001 03-08-2017, 02:58 AM
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OPie plz respond.

Your stories are legitimately entertaining - lol'd with the chick with a dink.
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post 1486356921 03-08-2017, 03:17 AM
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lol these posts bring back memories. Like 3 years ago I started seeing escorts and going to mp's after a dry spell. I remember one day I went to 3 different mp's and in one of them I got this hot Latina chick. She looked like the porn star Abella Anderson. She was doing reverse cowgirl on me and my dink has never been that hard or big before (and since) best day ever. She had the best azz. When she first started she gave me a bj in the 69 position. So I got to rub and squeeze it all I wanted
post 1486357021 03-08-2017, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Hadtodoit⏩
Wtf @ the thread. Entertaining story but seriously, I couldn't imagine touching a woman who has sex for money.

You realize the quality of the average guy who does that right? Nasty guys who don't take care of themselves turn to sex for money. That's what she touches. All day. The thought of that is completely ****ing disgusting to me
lol, exact same thing that makes me want to puke everytime i walk past one
post 1486898011 03-12-2017, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By lolbro⏩
OPie plz respond.

Your stories are legitimately entertaining - lol'd with the chick with a dink.
Have not been back to one
I plan to go back to one in a week or two
Will update when I do
We are starting to get Brazilian ones.. but they are double the price and some are in apartments and I am not about that life
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post 1486899471 03-12-2017, 12:23 PM
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Semi boner throughout but this must a long play troll attempt with that 4th tranny update.. Was rofl

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post 1486901411 03-12-2017, 12:42 PM
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Yeah I wasn't questioning the authenticity until that tranny story lmao but I still enjoy the story's op even if it's all a troll
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post 1486901871 03-12-2017, 12:48 PM
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just seen this thread for the first time. starting losing my chit every time OP posts and started off with "LAST TIME" lmao
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post 1487322591 03-15-2017, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Saint
Semi boner throughout but this must a long play troll attempt with that 4th tranny update.. Was rofl
Its legit
issue tje issue is I was not aware
Basically Thai= tranny in the MP world
I was just unaware ..
I am not even turned off by a hot tranny (no homo) it was just a shock and I was not ready to see a penis
There is a forum to learn about this stuff and they have local areas
The forum is free and you do not even need to sign up to see it
All the info is available to get the lingo and signs you need and reviews
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This thread was a source of endless boners until the tranny story was posted.
I'm the thread killer.
post 1507741641 06-08-2017, 08:05 PM
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So..............................................


I went just went and this is how it went down
I call her, no answer
she calls right back
ask if she is busy, she says no come down now
I drive and she is waiting at the door
walk in, she says sit on couch
she sits next to me
puts her hand on my D.. rubbing it ..
her "you want massage, or just sex, I know you, I trust you, we no need massage anymore if you no want?"
I said "just sex"
her "ok.. for you now $70 everything. just come more" (trying to get more business)
I said "ok"

she pulls my D out... and starts oral...
I was like wtf ... no condom.. with basically a prostitute..
I tell her to stop
her "you no like"
me " just sex"

so she get up.. gets condom
and takes off all her clothes
I am still on the couch
she sit on my lap and puts the condom on
she sits on my D
she goes at it..

In my head I am thinking about prostitute mouth on my D earlier still

well I finish and she just stays on my lap with the D in her
I was thinking I just want to leave/ what have I done (you know normal post finish thoughts)
eventually she gets up
I go in her bathroom
She has tons of different soaps/lotions/ etc..
I see hand sanitizer
I wash my dick in her sink with the hand sanatizer
It stung a little

I tell her bye... drive home

Once home my D is itchy
I look at it and the head is super dry from the hand sanitizer
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post 1507742891 06-08-2017, 08:17 PM
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well, she practically raped you. since its was already done, you might as well just kept going since you just caught the aids already.
20 IS 20. AT LEAST POST IN THE THREAD.

THANKS FOR READING
post 1507757291 06-08-2017, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By bee
well, she practically raped you. since its was already done, you might as well just kept going since you just caught the aids already.
I think the Purell helped me for the AIDS
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post 1507758251 06-08-2017, 11:26 PM
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lol @ paying for a handjob. ded
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"You no like?"

"I just want sex"

Lmfao thanks for the laughs OP
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