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post 1475797901 12-20-2016, 07:54 AM
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GF caught me GHOST FARTING in the toilet ((PICS))((TOURSOVER))

Get back from indian restaurant and we head to the bedroom. Start fooling around but I feel uncomfortable due to wind...haven't been dating long so don't fart in front of her yet...So I say I need the toilet. My toilet is right next to my bedroom so to avoid her hearing I use a trick that has served me well for years...I turn the tap on which makes a bit of noise but I also pull my butt cheeks apart so the gas comes out without rippling (actually learnt this tip on misc)...It's going well, my farts are coming out like air from a punctured tire...theyre making a quiet sssssssssssssss sound...thens when I hear a noise...look up at the mirror infront of me and see my girlfriend in the reflection. I look at her eyes and theyre just looking directly at my hole...I quickly close my butt cheeks I go to say something but she walks off to the bedroom.



Seconds later I hear my GF footsteps running back towards the bathroom....I expect her to shout 'it's over!!!' or some chit...but she just stands in the doorway...looking at my hole again (I haven't moved still due to shock)...what she does next took me by surprise

post 1475798121 12-20-2016, 07:57 AM
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post 1475798191 12-20-2016, 07:57 AM
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in, repped

ghost farting is legit
post 1475798941 12-20-2016, 08:05 AM
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post 1475799251 12-20-2016, 08:08 AM
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post 1475799331 12-20-2016, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By kalvinmc⏩
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post 1475799351 12-20-2016, 08:09 AM
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post 1475799361 12-20-2016, 08:09 AM
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post 1475799721 12-20-2016, 08:12 AM
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post 1475799911 12-20-2016, 08:13 AM
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post 1475800231 12-20-2016, 08:18 AM
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post 1475800471 12-20-2016, 08:20 AM
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fukin' lol
post 1475800831 12-20-2016, 08:24 AM
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Ghost farting...

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post 1475801001 12-20-2016, 08:25 AM
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You didn't even sit on the toilet just in case? Bold move
post 1475801291 12-20-2016, 08:29 AM
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post 1475801671 12-20-2016, 08:33 AM
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post 1475801691 12-20-2016, 08:33 AM
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post 1475801721 12-20-2016, 08:33 AM
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post 1475802021 12-20-2016, 08:37 AM
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post 1475802051 12-20-2016, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
You didn't even sit on the toilet just in case? Bold move
This. Why the fuk would you stand up with your azz facing the door lmao
post 1475802111 12-20-2016, 08:37 AM
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OP, to get my gas out I do a plank hold then lift my ass higher than the rest of my body, it forces the air up then you quickly jump on the toilet brah. It's a more pure "ghost fart" tactic so if you get caught it looks like you're exercising
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post 1475802431 12-20-2016, 08:41 AM
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Inn...

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post 1475802501 12-20-2016, 08:42 AM
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post 1475802791 12-20-2016, 08:45 AM
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post 1475802911 12-20-2016, 08:46 AM
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post 1475802941 12-20-2016, 08:46 AM
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**** me thats awesome, will have to try
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