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Thread: GF caught me GHOST FARTING in the toilet ((PICS))((TOURSOVER))

post 1475810141 12-20-2016, 09:50 AM
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post 1475810311 12-20-2016, 09:51 AM
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arent you the same brah that got caught peeing in a sink in a public restroom?
post 1475810421 12-20-2016, 09:52 AM
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typical miscer confirmed
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post 1475810801 12-20-2016, 09:54 AM
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post 1475811901 12-20-2016, 10:05 AM
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best way to ghost fart is to sit on the toilet, spread your cheeks, muffle it with a wad of tp and let em rip
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1475812701 12-20-2016, 10:12 AM
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post 1475813531 12-20-2016, 10:17 AM
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post 1475813561 12-20-2016, 10:17 AM
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I wouldn't sweat it, it was going to happen sooner or later.

For me, it was my gf's birthday. I was picking something up for her, and as I squatted down, it just happened. Nothing subtle either, with absolutely zero warning. This was a full on cheek flapper.

I literally fell over I was laughing so hard, she thought it was adorable that I was comfortable enough to fart in front of her.

Now, I try and keep it to a minimum, but if all else fails... Get a Bulldog, SRS. Not only are they 10/10 brahs, they're so gassy that you have a 24/7 alibi.
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post 1475813921 12-20-2016, 10:20 AM
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Did you really need to pull your underpants down?
post 1475813941 12-20-2016, 10:20 AM
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whew lol make misc great op
post 1475814251 12-20-2016, 10:22 AM
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10/10 thread
pls tell us what happened next
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post 1475822421 12-20-2016, 11:27 AM
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just fantastic. 10/10 drawing , love the details of butt acne , GF face, etc.

IN for 20 page thread of different styles of butt fart stories
Just trying hard to not be a fat sack-o-chit.

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post 1475823351 12-20-2016, 11:34 AM
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Damn, I've done the towel trick in the past...but never this new tactic you speak of. Will have to try
post 1475823911 12-20-2016, 11:39 AM
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OP just moved into contention for the top thread of 2016.
post 1475829581 12-20-2016, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By thundermass⏩
lold irl
what happened next?
Originally Posted By shc99⏩
In. But what happened next op surely you must conclude this riveting tale
Originally Posted By EnriqueBrah⏩
10/10 thread
pls tell us what happened next
Originally Posted By viennafat⏩
Strong pic.


So what happened afterwards?
Originally Posted By CoastTrash⏩
fuk hahaha, what happened afterwards op
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Don't leave us hanging bruh, what happened later?
post 1475829891 12-20-2016, 12:29 PM
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Well, that's probably the end of that relationship.
post 1475829971 12-20-2016, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By dcbone30⏩
Trying not to burst out laughing at work. gjdm
Fukk. I burst out laughing at work. My coworkers are like "WTF"
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post 1475829991 12-20-2016, 12:31 PM
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lmfaooooo been doing this since day 1 boyos! the goat trick
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post 1475830191 12-20-2016, 12:32 PM
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And it just keeps getting better.

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post 1475830431 12-20-2016, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
best way to ghost fart is to sit on the toilet, spread your cheeks, muffle it with a wad of tp and let em rip
This

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post 1475830701 12-20-2016, 12:36 PM
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post 1475830781 12-20-2016, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
post 1475831211 12-20-2016, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
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post 1475831401 12-20-2016, 12:42 PM
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dis is why i misc
post 1475831501 12-20-2016, 12:43 PM
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oh lord. dis is gud.
post 1475831531 12-20-2016, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Wewak⏩
Lol ghosting in the bathroom is legit
Early in a relationship I did this as well. Now I just let them fly.
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post 1475832211 12-20-2016, 12:48 PM
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Dayum brah..that tossed salad. Das it mayne


























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Thank you OP

that is all
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post 1475833561 12-20-2016, 01:00 PM
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