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post 1476007061 12-21-2016, 07:16 PM
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SRS question - would you suck a dink to get some poon?

*Respect the SRS tag, mods pls don't delete*

Hypothetical - pretend you are straight (a big stretch) and you get propositioned by a 9/10 sloot. You get to bang her, but you have to suck her boyfriend's big joocy dink to completion and swallow. He takes 9 minutes to reach ejaculation. The boyfriend is straight, but he likes the feeling of dominating another man.

What do you?

In b4 what's the catch hurr durr homosex lol

This is the sloot:
post 1476007291 12-21-2016, 07:18 PM
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Bang first, or beej first?

Could I agree to do it, bang, then run away before beej?

If so, yes. Otherwise, no.
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post 1476007481 12-21-2016, 07:19 PM
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no?
lawd how thirsty are you boys?
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post 1476007701 12-21-2016, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
Bang first, or beej first?

Could I agree to do it, bang, then run away before beej?

If so, yes. Otherwise, no.
BJ first, of course. It's only 9 minutes and then you get to plow a piece of poon you would never otherwise get to touch. How is that not worth it?
post 1476008111 12-21-2016, 07:23 PM
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post 1476008201 12-21-2016, 07:24 PM
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Yes

I do it all the time with trannies. It's like an exchange, I suck a little dink and I get some poon. Except with trannies it's just a bit lower and smells a little worse than you'd expect it to.
post 1476008321 12-21-2016, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DaddysGotANew45⏩
if you are a straight man, you'd never put a dick to your mouth. No pussy is worth that, srs
That's a huge myth. Not true at all. Check out this book srs, it really changed my outlook on sexuality.

post 1476008611 12-21-2016, 07:26 PM
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Not a sloot in this world I'd bang to suck a dick. Negged for being a closet *******.
post 1476008771 12-21-2016, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By zebraman12⏩
Not a sloot in this world I'd bang to suck a dick. Negged for being a closet *******.
Why?? How much time, money, and effort do we put into getting a 4/10 sloot to spread her legs? Here's a chance to live the dream.
post 1476009171 12-21-2016, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DaddysGotANew45⏩
doesn't relate to me cause I'm not a ****
Yeah you're totally 100% not attracted to men but spend hours browsing a website dedicated to male physiques? Riiiiiight.

I've never met a single guy into lifting who is totally straight.
post 1476009361 12-21-2016, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By zebraman12⏩
Not a sloot in this world I'd bang to suck a dick. Negged for being a closet *******.
Wat?
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post 1476009451 12-21-2016, 07:33 PM
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OP sucks cawk for fun even without any poon in trade.

post 1476009521 12-21-2016, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
That's a huge myth. Not true at all. Check out this book srs, it really changed my outlook on sexuality.

who's the author? Darealboss?
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post 1476009881 12-21-2016, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By DaddysGotANew45⏩
I am on the misc for the posts. wouldn't make a difference if everyone was a no avi. you sound like you are gay tho, which is okay, just dont tryda flip it cause out opinions varies
lol bro the only guys I know who claim to be 100% straight as an arrow (ESPECIALLY ones into lifting) are just deep in the closet *******s. I don't give a fukk who you bang, but knock off the judging.
post 1476010331 12-21-2016, 07:40 PM
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No because I'm not a LDAR ******* like you op.
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post 1476010441 12-21-2016, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By DaddysGotANew45⏩
I'm not judging, you are literally defending the right to suck dick, which shows you are gay

All I said is I'd never do that

y u mad
Except that I'mnotgay. Did you even read the OP? Your posts are far more revealing about your sexuality.
post 1476010621 12-21-2016, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
That's a huge myth. Not true at all. Check out this book srs, it really changed my outlook on sexuality.

Cliffs on book? I'm curious how my always assuming gay sex was.....gay....has been wrong all these years.
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post 1476010701 12-21-2016, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Except that I'mnotgay. Did you even read the OP? Your posts are far more revealing about your sexuality.
OP post was pretty fukking gay.
post 1476010981 12-21-2016, 07:45 PM
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You can hire a decent hooker for ~$300

I would need to be paid at least double that to suck a dink (no homo)

Get a hooker
post 1476011371 12-21-2016, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By RJBRAH⏩
You can hire a decent hooker for ~$300

I would need to be paid at least double that to suck a dink (no homo)

Get a hooker
The poon is just cover for the OP wanting to suck dink.
post 1476011601 12-21-2016, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
Cliffs on book? I'm curious how my always assuming gay sex was.....gay....has been wrong all these years.
It's about double standards and how there is a whole underground culture of straight men who have some sort of fetish for gay sex. It DOES NOT make them gay, if we understand gay to be more than just where you stick your penor. It's a great read.
A straight white girl can kiss a girl, like it, and still call herself straight—her boyfriend may even encourage her. But can straight white guys experience the same easy sexual fluidity, or would kissing a guy just mean that they are really gay? Not Gay thrusts deep into a world where straight guy-on-guy action is not a myth but a reality: there’s fraternity and military hazing rituals, where new recruits are made to grab each other’s penises and stick fingers up their fellow members’ anuses; online personal ads, where straight men seek other straight men to masturbate with; and, last but not least, the long and clandestine history of straight men frequenting public restrooms for sexual encounters with other men. For Jane Ward, these sexual practices reveal a unique social space where straight white men can—and do—have sex with other straight white men; in fact, she argues, to do so reaffirms rather than challenges their gender and racial identity.

Ward illustrates that sex between straight white men allows them to leverage whiteness and masculinity to authenticate their heterosexuality in the context of sex with men. By understanding their same-sex sexual practice as meaningless, accidental, or even necessary, straight white men can perform homosexual contact in heterosexual ways. These sex acts are not slippages into a queer way of being or expressions of a desired but unarticulated gay identity. Instead, Ward argues, they reveal the fluidity and complexity that characterizes all human sexual desire. In the end, Ward’s analysis offers a new way to think about heterosexuality—not as the opposite or absence of homosexuality, but as its own unique mode of engaging in homosexual sex, a mode characterized by pretense, dis-identification and racial and heterosexual privilege. Daring, insightful, and brimming with wit, Not Gay is a fascinating new take on the complexities of heterosexuality in the modern era.
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OP forgot to add the 'yes homo' to thread title.
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misc u so gay
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
OP forgot to add the 'yes homo' to thread title.
Originally Posted By ChiBearsfan⏩
misc u so gay
Typical close-minded virgins detected
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Typical close-minded virgins detected
Typical homo spotted.
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
Typical homo spotted.
Totally straight. Does that rustle your jimmies?
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Totally straight. Does that rustle your jimmies?
Nope. You can suck all the dink you want, bruh. Just don't lie about not being homo.
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
Nope. You can suck all the dink you want, bruh. Just don't lie about not being homo.
I never said I wanted to. Read the OP.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I never said I wanted to. Read the OP.
The OP that says to pretend u straight? And how u try to claim gay sex aint gay? lol ****.
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
The OP that says to pretend u straight? And how u try to claim gay sex aint gay? lol ****.
I'm not gay but I'll make you my power bottom to prove a point, *******.
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