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Thread: SRS question - would you suck a dink to get some poon?

post 1476014911 12-21-2016, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I'm not gay but I'll make you my power bottom to prove a point, *******.
Pretty gay sounding, bruh.
post 1476015161 12-21-2016, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
Pretty gay sounding, bruh.
No you
post 1476015341 12-21-2016, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
No you
I aint the one making a threads about sucking dinks while pretending to be straight. Dat u, ****go.
post 1476015491 12-21-2016, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It's about double standards and how there is a whole underground culture of straight men who have some sort of fetish for gay sex. It DOES NOT make them gay, if we understand gay to be more than just where you stick your penor. It's a great read.
But...sex is actually completely about where you stick your penor.

I read the excerpt....honestly sounded like a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Also....interesting how she specifically singles out white men, and uses the words "racial and heterosexual privilege "

I'm trying to be open minded brah, but it's just not happening.
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post 1476015511 12-21-2016, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
I aint the one making a threads about sucking dinks while pretending to be straight. Dat u, ****go.
Very simplistic way of thinking. SAD.
post 1476016051 12-21-2016, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Very simplistic way of thinking. SAD.
Nope. Just ur own words:
pretend you are straight (a big stretch) and ... you have to suck her boyfriend's big joocy dink to completion and swallow.
Reads like someone trying to make an excuse for sucking dinks.
post 1476016711 12-21-2016, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
Nope. Just ur own words:

Reads like someone trying to make an excuse for sucking dinks.
The entire point of this thread is to discuss the nuance of that situation, but you never made it beyond level 1. I bet you breathe through your mouth a lot.
post 1476018361 12-21-2016, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
The entire point of this thread is to discuss the nuance of that situation, but you never made it beyond level 1. I bet you breathe through your mouth a lot.
At least I can. Unlike u I don't have dinks in my mouth to stop me.
post 1476018501 12-21-2016, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
At least I can. Unlike u I don't have dinks in my mouth to stop me.
Wow that's a sick burn.
post 1476018731 12-21-2016, 08:45 PM
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Nope no way. I can find multiple other hot chicks.

Not going to touch another guy's cawk.
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post 1476019011 12-21-2016, 08:48 PM
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LMAO at "RippedAlpha" getting rustled by this thread.
post 1476019131 12-21-2016, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Nope no way.I can find multiple other hot chicks.

Not going to touch another guy's cawk.
You are a 47 year old manlet. Let's be real.
post 1476019281 12-21-2016, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Seatard⏩
LMAO at "RippedAlpha" getting rustled by this thread.
Nah, the dude is free to suck all the dink he wants. He doesn't need to pretend it's to get poon
post 1476019631 12-21-2016, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By RippedAlpha⏩
Nah, the dude is free to suck all the dink he wants. He doesn't need to pretend it's to get poon
So far you're the only homo in this thread. You're the misc version of one of those republican congressman who got caught manning the glory hole at a local truck stop.
post 1476019941 12-21-2016, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
You are a 47 year old manlet. Let's be real.
I'm a 47yo 5'11.5" king of manlets.

Get it straight.
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post 1476065051 12-22-2016, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
So far you're the only homo in this thread. You're the misc version of one of those republican congressman who got caught manning the glory hole at a local truck stop.
Says the guy creating threads about sucking dink and claiming gay sex aint gay.
post 1476066091 12-22-2016, 08:59 AM
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Suck a dude off to sleep with a 7/10 that the OP posted and only get to sleep with once?

fuk dat chit cuz.....


Maybe if the proposal is:

Marry my oneitis, she never ages, always wants to do for me, and stay loyal forever.....THEN and only then would I think about sucking a dude off....and if that was the proposal i'd go 20 minutes just to ensure Chad enjoyed my wonderful tongue action.


just sayin, i could save up for a 600$ escort that looks better than OP's sloot
post 1476066331 12-22-2016, 09:02 AM
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post 1476066581 12-22-2016, 09:05 AM
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you are such a autistic retarded ******* arent you. take your homo fantasies somewhere else before we neg train your ass and make you afraid to even post one more thread on the misc. goodbye and good riddance
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It's about double standards and how there is a whole underground culture of straight men who have some sort of fetish for gay sex. It DOES NOT make them gay, if we understand gay to be more than just where you stick your penor. It's a great read.
Suggesting a book who's sole intent is to emasculate white men

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post 1476073011 12-22-2016, 09:55 AM
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If you asked would they let a man suck them off to fuk her I think the responses would have been a little different.
post 1476151611 12-22-2016, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Courwes⏩
If you asked would they let a man suck them off to fuk her I think the responses would have been a little different.
Letting a guy suck you off hardly even qualifies as homo. In Europe and South America, it's considered totally straight, don't even need to say no homo.
post 1476153221 12-22-2016, 10:20 PM
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What's the dick like? What's the guy it's attached to like? Hell since I go both ways this thread is a win-win: you're telling me I get to suck a hot guys dick and then screw that sexy girl with the big tatas? I'm in this **** like Alexander was in Hephaestion, like Fronto was in Marcus Aurelius, like Temujin was in Jemulga, or like Plato was in Aristotle.
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post 1476154201 12-22-2016, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted By AzureAzul⏩
What's the dick like? What's the guy it's attached to like? Hell since I go both ways this thread is a win-win: you're telling me I get to suck a hot guys dick and then screw that sexy girl with the big tatas? I'm in this **** like Alexander was in Hephaestion, like Fronto was in Marcus Aurelius, like Temujin was in Jemulga, or like Plato was in Aristotle.
Just imagine it's a nice cut dink. Clean, wide base, 7.5", and almost glistens in the right light.
post 1476154321 12-22-2016, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Just imagine it's a nice cut dink. Clean, wide base, 7.5", and almost glistens in the right light.
Hnnnnggghhh done deal boyo
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Okay who am I kidding... full blown **** at this point
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post 1476892181 12-29-2016, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Why?? How much time, money, and effort do we put into getting a 4/10 sloot to spread her legs? Here's a chance to live the dream.
I put in zero, *******.
post 1476926881 12-29-2016, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By zebraman12⏩
I put in zero, *******.
You are 46 years old, so your days of getting poon are far gone, anyway. Opinion invalid.
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Originally Posted By pogioli4⏩
no?
lawd how thirsty are you boys?
Lmao OP is literally thinking about giving some poor chap neck in order to lose his virginity.
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post 1576961211 03-30-2019, 12:39 AM
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I am actually contemplating this, this weekend. Except the sucking dink part. I get to bang his girl but he just watches.
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