get their snapchat - or spoon pics hahaha srs

omg i was about to post that hahahahahaahaha

please put a james dean reference in your bio ProboscisMonkie

Wut will happen if I swipe left on like 300 chicks regardless of how good looking they are?

FFS.... NOBODY REPLIES... this happens EVERY time...

I will swipe every day for a month straight with tinder plus.. end up with like 10 matches... send a message and nothing...

Now Im sitting with 10 unresponsive matches... which is as good as nothing..

fml...

ive also messaged EVERYONE in a 25 mile radius on Pof and okcupid and nothing

Offer still stands if you want profile help contingent upon you posting your before and after profile pics itt, and following advice to a T.

This will be a sloth thread case study on how the vibe in your profile is fukin huge.

If I remember your profile is like a 3/10, and you don't have a social life so we aren't gonna make it a 7+/10 profile, but we should be able to get it to a 5-6/10 profile if you have a little dough for looksmaxing/style plus the time, patience and dedication needed to warrant results.You'll miss slay opps. I've only played with ELO after a fresh reset then spoofing to Manila for a few days and only swiping right 10% of the time, on the hottest filo girls. Got >50% match rate. Then after a few days swiped in NYC and was being shown 9-10/10 models. They all swiped left on me (I assume I was being shown) so ELO recalibrated then was being shown 6-7/10's as I usually would.

Tricking the algo to increase your ELO is counter productive since the majority of hot matches are gonna swipe left on you anyways.

this can't be understated, women are very perceptive and what you convey in your pictures is as important as how you look. No woman with options is going to swipe if your pictures elicit the same emotional response as 99% of the guys on tinder. You don't need to be balling out and hosting the oscars, but you need to give these sloots something...

-well put together guy whos husband material
-artistic soul whos a deep thinker
-athletic guy whos going to wear her out before her clothes are even off
-party guy whos always fun to be around and wont judge her for slooty behavior
-ceo 10k/day who thinks a night on the town is equivalent to buying her starbucks
-wild stallion whos only there for 1 night but she'll be remembering it when she's in a retirement home
-smart guy with interesting hobbies that can show her something new
-any combination of the above

Not every chick is going to swipe on every one of those, but every woman has a "niche" type of guy she'll auto swipe for. Women don't need to swipe on "average" because theres tons of guys they already know and have a connection with in real life for that.

If you don't have any good pics, do what my friend did and have your profile read:

"drinks are overpriced, starbucks sucks, and meeting new people is the bad type of weird. If we get the courage to meetup, lets sit on a park bench and eat pizza"

He matches up with some cute alternative/hipster/social anxiety chicks. Didn't think hot girls would have social anxiety but they do and his profile speaks to them right away.

I can definitely get better pictures.. but what exactly can a bald guy whos already ripped looksmax?
Im very limited... unless I get surgery.. Yeah I can probably tan.. although I dont have the skin type to tan.. I just burn.

I can just get better pictures and hope for the best

Get a fukin spray tan. Grow your beard then go to a barber and have him shape it up. Put on a suit.

Your pics make you look like a hermit peasant narcissist living on workers comp payments.

You literally need like $300 for a beard shape up, spray tan and stylish clothes plus a little creative thought behind taking pics to use in your profile and you could lose your virginity with a tinder sloot in the next 90 days.

It's a shame because you are like sway12 in that you are:

1. above average looking
2. live in or near a major city
3. tall
4. white (no racist)

Plus your physique is better than Sways. Guys would kill for your advantages. But you waste them.

Edit: you don't even really need all that money cuz you can return the suit after you take pix in it. Just buy with a CC.

Tinder wil soon let people join without having a ********

lol! Everything you said is true, but what if he really is a hermit narcissist, and what if she gets that vibe during their date?

Thought about that after I wrote that. Him tweaking his profile/looksmaxing will help him improve match rate which should help him get dates unless hes completely autistic or gives up. After that hes on his own and his irl game can make the difference between a girl ordering a water than leaving after she drinks it, or a girl ordering two vodka tonics but not finishing the second because shes too thirsty for his dink.

Holeeeyyyy chit I am tired of seeing these bishes with the same phucken profile. America is fuked.
I'm in Southern California and its 10x worse:

also includes, "beers", "tats" and "more dogs"
Honestly, a women that drinks beer is not impressive.
it's fuking stupid to even mention it like its such a great skill or trait as if shes a rocket scientist

Feels bad to be an autistic fukk

Got lied to today girl was 19 turning 20 told me she was 25 oh well glow off the charts

Have a meet up tmorow girl legir 5'9-5'10 without heels she kept asking for my height guess I know why now. Feelsgoodman

Socrahtes is right, they'll be washed up and all but it'll probably still be the same and you know they will still look hot minus some of the young glow.
I'm half Asian so my aging is okay than average.
I am starting to lotion my face every other day now to combat aging as I've heard some guys do it in this thread. Seems to make a difference
Also using those clay/dirt face products seem to help too3 cups of green tea a day = caffeine overload, no thx

Wtf you look like that and still have trouble? Phuck me man...

And about your hairline, it honestly looks like its at the same spot but your second pic with the change of haircut hides your forehead better (great job on the looksmax).
And yes your hair does look healthier and thicker

brb grabbing green tea bag from the office kitchen and smacking it on my face and hair now..
hopefully no coworker sees me doing dis

Noice. She looks really fun and secretly dirty

They make my teeth too sensitive but it does work

Yup you're right! Until he improves himself, and figures out his path, it may be worse in the end because he may get his hopes up after getting dates. This is all based on him being what he portrays in his pics/posts. He just seems really down right now, and a girl will be able to sense that right away. He may end up wasting money on girls who wont put out. He may be different though in real life than on the misc, and could be funny/social. The misc can be brutal sometimes when it attracts so many FA's that just perpetuate negativity.

Anyways, how many of you have your own place? I'm looking to add some things to my place to make it more of my own/improve ambiance. Any ideas? I'm adding a beer pong table for when bro's come through to pregame.

Heres me now:



nice sweather, express?

lol you should seriously pretend to be james dean

tinder is becoming soul sucking. anyone get like a post bang funk/depression? I wouldnt say it's as severe as a depression, but I have a week-long low where I just want to read, sip bourbon, talk to no one, and definitely not mindlessly message randoms on tinder. Started off 2017 with an amazing 8-9/10 19 y/o in Scottsdale for 3 nights straight. subtle brag, but srs.

I've found after one bang I'm usually good for about 7-9 days. Then Tinder starts tugging at me again.

I'm definitely on the same boat. Not want to make dramatic posts so I keep smiling, but man, that **** hirts. I was on dynamite when I used Tinder for this first time by the end of the year. 1 month with hella girls, 2 dates per week.

Now I don't have barely match anymore. 1 match / 2 weeks, if not more.... I tweeked all my pictures, change everything, add a good bio. Can't do more. Looks like I'm a ghost in this app. I'm only swiping like a zombie now, and wait for "THE" profile of the day which I will super-like to have a small chance. Last time it worked, that was this girl from Argentina (still no news after my selfie).

So yeah, kind of depressing. You're trying everything, and your mindset is slowly disturbed. Makes you think : hey I'm not tall enough, not healthy, to young, not enough masculine, too lame, not enough funny, too many friends on my picture, I'm looking dumb, and so on. You lose spontaneity, it's scary. So I try to keep away from all these, and read you guyz here cause you make me laugh. America is different from France but yeah, can feel the pain.

My 2 requests over Tinder support never had any answers. I talked to them about Elo score and really deep **** about their algorithm. Looks like they do not want to reply to someone who knows a little bit how it works behind.

Don't attempt if you're not a Chad. They always go NC as soon as i drop this lmao

@frenchi - make another account?Nice way to start the year. I've only gotten post bang depression after I bang an 8/10 and she goes no contact or I bang a 5/10 and think to myself what the hell am I doing right after.

>>>>><<<<<

Also wanted to follow up on the posts recently by the brah who has 1000 girls in his bumbie Q, and gets next to nothing in terms of matches/ #'s etc off tinder.

That's the exact opposite for me. I rarely, and I meanrarelymatch girls in their twenties on bumbie. Just to give you an idea of the difference, here are the best looking matches from my most recent boost.

Maybe 1/4 of these girls are from NYC, the rest are within a 1-2 hours away from the city I'd guess, with the exception of one that's a left over from when I spoofed to Tel-Aviv.

Japenese


Latina


19


Possibly bot, catfish or legit 9/10 match...


From the land of milk and honey.


Etc...


Etc...


Etc...

...cont



Spoiler!

Now let's take a look at a couple of matches I had in my bumble q of a whopping 20 potential matches. After I swiped left on almost all of my potential matches I was down to 5 so auto swiped right and got these two.





Now I'm showing you the extremes, but the point still is that tinder > bumble for me in terms of quantity and quality. I will get some nice matches on bumble but I have to be patient as hell. The flip side is that my closing rates are higher on bumble, so if I had 1000 girls in Q on bumble of the same quality I'm getting on tinder, I'd probably have 3-4 baby mommas by now.

Edit: there was a point to this I forgot to make. The differing results are a combination of two factors IMO.

Vibe of your profile and uses for each app.

It could be that girls are on bumble to find "the one." Nice guy they can take home to mom, whilethe same girlsare on tinder "for fun", to find a guy they won't take home to mom but will brag to their friends about how sore he made their pussy after.

I've hooked up with girls on bumble and have had girls tell me they want a LTR on tinder so it's not across the board, I'm speaking generally.

Tl;dr if the vibe in your profile is bf material you probably will do better on bumble, if the vibe of your profile is porn star material you'll probably do better on tinder. If you don't have either vibe then ldar.

Edit 2: or as this Thai chick with a phat ass I just matched with who must have been spoofing here to fish for that greencard so eloquently states in her profile the reason she's on tinder...

Yeah Spade, I'm about to create a new account. I'm just curently waiting for my potential LTR date right now. Will see her all Friday. Already kissed her last week, was about to **** but I decided not. If I definitely feel the vibe Friday, I'll let it go with her.

If not, then I'll buzz my hair, take new pics, and start a new vibe : less BF, more Porn like you said. I read here & there about hairline receding but I laugh when seeing u brah's pics. I look like Bruce Willis in the early 90's ahah.

Nuff said for Bumble / Tinder, your analysis works for Europe too. Can see the same differences.

Almost every time a girl was dtf and i "decided not to" it backfired on me. Met one brazilian for drinks, this was one of my first tinder meets a couple years ago, then took her back to my hotel. She was hot as fuk, probably an 8/10 on my scale with one of the juiciest asses ive ever laid my hands on. Some guys might think it was too thick so would give her a 6-7/10, but it was almost perfect for me. In any event she said before we met she isnt looking for a hookup. I would have waited to smash this so being a tinder rookie i didnt buy condoms since i thought sex was off the table. Long story short we end up back at my hotel room naked and shes giving me the best bj ive ever had and she asks "you got a condom?". I said no but ill go get one, and she was like "nevermind it wasnt meant to be tonight"... Im still thinking im gonna hit it next time we meet, so like a fool i dont even let her finish me off i say some stupid chit like "ill save my cum for you..." txt her a few times after she was busy then she went no contact.