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post 1479662351 01-18-2017, 08:47 PM
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she is a typical arrogant ugly hoe... only a saudi prince who is ****ting in her mouth is good enough for her
post 1479663121 01-18-2017, 08:52 PM
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lmaooooo!

she obviously has no logic, cause she was responding to me positively in the beginning

i don't like being mean to hoes tho
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post 1479663401 01-18-2017, 08:54 PM
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lol cringe at taking bj advice. shouldve asked if she had a tight vaginer
post 1479663501 01-18-2017, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By ihatemerkelbrah⏩
she is a typical arrogant ugly hoe... only a saudi prince who is ****ting in her mouth is good enough for her
God bless Misc.
OP, say: "Perfect, let's reschedule"
post 1479663511 01-18-2017, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
lol cringe at taking bj advice. shouldve asked if she had a tight vaginer
that would definitely make her unmatch hahaha
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post 1479663651 01-18-2017, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
lol cringe at taking bj advice. shouldve asked if she had a tight vaginer
on spread
post 1479663871 01-18-2017, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩


lmaooooo!

she obviously has no logic, cause she was responding to me positively in the beginning

i don't like being mean to hoes tho


edit: r/c
I got this
post 1479663971 01-18-2017, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
lol cringe at taking bj advice. shouldve asked if she had a tight vaginer
phuk it, i want to see her response

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post 1479663981 01-18-2017, 08:58 PM
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duuuuuuude just ask her out and stop trying to be witty.......just ask her out already. i bet it will work
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post 1479664201 01-18-2017, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Dormbrah⏩
duuuuuuude just ask her out and stop trying to be witty.......just ask her out already. i bet it will work
if you would read the posts up top that apparently didn't work lmao
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post 1479664231 01-18-2017, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Dormbrah⏩
duuuuuuude just ask her out and stop trying to be witty.......just ask her out already. i bet it will work
Not anymore
Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
phuk it, i want to see her response

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post 1479664261 01-18-2017, 09:00 PM
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Listen, let's cut the bull****. I'm a boy. you're a girl. We both know that you didn't comment for a friendly small talk. You want a satisfying ****. We're both adults, it's perfectly natural to have these urges. Let's just cut the coy bull****. I want something straight to the point. No chase. Just primal sweaty sex. My next free slot to **** your brains out will be Saturday 13:00-15:00, you in?
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post 1479664291 01-18-2017, 09:01 PM
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lmao the kunt is ugly and also has no sense of humor, females in 2017
post 1479664421 01-18-2017, 09:02 PM
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the hail mary
post 1479664531 01-18-2017, 09:02 PM
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lmfao some bishes are just clueless...



should i say "what i'm trying to say is... will I be able to deep fry my egg roll in you?"
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post 1479664701 01-18-2017, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
lmfao some bishes are just clueless...



should i say "what i'm trying to say is... will I be able to deep fry my egg roll in you?"
Tell her you thought Asians were supposed to be smart, guess there are always exceptions
post 1479664751 01-18-2017, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩


lmaooooo!

she obviously has no logic, cause she was responding to me positively in the beginning

i don't like being mean to hoes tho
Lol, so you use a standoffish line as opposed to the warm, funny, engaging one? What....the....fukc?

Muthafukca, you don't really have to take the broad on a date, but light banter while making each other laugh was a hell of a lot better than this....

Goofied, dun did it you.
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post 1479664771 01-18-2017, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
lmfao some bishes are just clueless...



should i say "what i'm trying to say is... will I be able to deep fry my egg roll in you?"
just repeat is it true?
post 1479664841 01-18-2017, 09:06 PM
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Say something about her nose if you want to get to her
I got this
post 1479664871 01-18-2017, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
if you would read the posts up top that apparently didn't work lmao
no he tried to be witty with a black jesus copypasta. if he just asks her like a decent human being i bet it would work
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post 1479664881 01-18-2017, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
phuk it, i want to see her response

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post 1479665091 01-18-2017, 09:08 PM
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This chick is legit retarded
post 1479665161 01-18-2017, 09:08 PM
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She has the personality of a wet noodle
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post 1479665771 01-18-2017, 09:14 PM
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I remember seeing her on Gilligan's island

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post 1479668741 01-18-2017, 09:46 PM
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update op?
post 1479669331 01-18-2017, 09:51 PM
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no response lmao after i said "Thought asians were smart, guess there are exceptions"

i think i offended her
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

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post 1479669421 01-18-2017, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
no response lmao after i said "Thought asians were smart, guess there are exceptions"

i think i offended her
fuuuuuuuuu
post 1479669711 01-18-2017, 09:55 PM
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yikes
post 1479669731 01-18-2017, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Tell her,"Of course you did....you just haven't asked me yet. I'll say yes. And yes, I love roses....."

She obviously has a sense of humor, play along.
Should have went with this, but you already dun goofed OP. Go for broke now, just troll the chit outta her.
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post 1479669791 01-18-2017, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
no response lmao after i said "Thought asians were smart, guess there are exceptions"

i think i offended her
It was worth it though for the lulz of the line

Plus that girl's ego is way too high anyway
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