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Thread: Help me reply to this tinder chick

post 1479742941 01-19-2017, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
lolwat

post a pic of some of the sloots ur banging cuz I pull 7s and 8s all day long (and this girl is a model)
tryin to load the pics you included of this "model" but i have to restart my computer... brb
post 1479759771 01-19-2017, 02:12 PM
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opie, hit us up with an update. need some lulz.
post 1479805391 01-19-2017, 08:20 PM
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honestly after her first sign of resistance i shouldn't have gave up but after that i was just trying to troll her that's why i kept posting for the lulz lmao

this happened tho srs







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post 1479806471 01-19-2017, 08:29 PM
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^^ good job OP

Sloots come and go but moms are forever

Get to know your parents: you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it: it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
post 1479806561 01-19-2017, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
tempted to neg for this. The girl throws up one test and you pansies are already crying that shes stuck up/full of herself/bad advice

What she saw was a guy who's trying acting confident and witty by agreeing to go on a date with her when she never asked him. So, she asks her self "is he the real deal or is he fronting?" (plot twist, we already know he's most likely a pansy cause he was spoon fed the line by Black Jesus) She asks herself "How can I find out?" herp derp I will throw him a little bit of shade. If he's the real deal he won't be phased.

But, no. OP got butt-hurt cause of her attitude and his entire "game" was thrown off. He literally did a 180 when faced with a kent-hair of resistance. She effectively verified he's not the real deal. Bravo, op.
this guy is right
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post 1479806971 01-19-2017, 08:33 PM
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nice job op

first time a misc copypasta actually works?
post 1479806981 01-19-2017, 08:34 PM
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i knew that chit was coming when she was getting sexual with her last message. aint no chick disinterested in you gonna be talking about d*ck in poosy. she was testing you

looks like you got a girl who likes to be treated like chit, though
post 1479807991 01-19-2017, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By krazy33⏩
i knew that chit was coming when she was getting sexual with her last message. aint no chick disinterested in you gonna be talking about d*ck in poosy. she was testing you

looks like you got a girl who likes to be treated like chit, though
No doubt. At least the sex will be good, if you abuse her holes.
post 1479809691 01-19-2017, 08:58 PM
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lmao I was like lmao
post 1479809861 01-19-2017, 08:59 PM
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She must of been told on the female cop misc to send that copypasta. 10/10
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post 1479810801 01-19-2017, 09:06 PM
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lmao a copypasta made in heaven.. you win! kinda
post 1479811681 01-19-2017, 09:13 PM
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post 1479812361 01-19-2017, 09:19 PM
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wat @ OPs most recent update. I don't have the energy for all that. Ban Tinder
post 1479813701 01-19-2017, 09:34 PM
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what the ****

would not pursue
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post 1479814081 01-19-2017, 09:37 PM
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can we get a rep pool going for whoever converts that asian chick's text into a typed copypasta?

Also she sounds like an utter trash of a person but OP may have a chance I guess.
post 1479814451 01-19-2017, 09:41 PM
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Did not see that coming at all after yesterdays fails!

Way to go op, keep us updated
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post 1479814851 01-19-2017, 09:44 PM
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u figgin w0t m8
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post 1479815311 01-19-2017, 09:50 PM
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u friggin w0t m8?
post 1479816401 01-19-2017, 10:02 PM
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Here you go boys:




You take that micropenis and shove it up your loose pussy and **** it hard if that flaccid little dick can handle it. Then you ejaculate in that pussy and create ****tard babies like yourself and create a world full of dumbasses the support trump and create mutations in the biological system of science, furthermore ruining the physics of Newton's third law. Which ultimately creates a vortex in the black hole located in the milky way galaxy where calculus is applied to define the definite integral from A to B where x=y and the derivative of e to the x will be e to the x, last but not least the population of the human race will sooner or later come into contact with aliens and will pollute the world of Earth and Pangea will soon later connect to become a greater aspect of the vision of 20/20 so then your own self and actually see how ****ed up you are and what kind of human you are. Bye.
post 1479816561 01-19-2017, 10:04 PM
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Soooo where do we go from here?
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post 1479817151 01-19-2017, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
can we get a rep pool going for whoever converts that asian chick's text into a typed copypasta?

Also she sounds like an utter trash of a person but OP may have a chance I guess.
You take that micropenis and shove it up your loose pussy and fuk it hard if that flaccid little dick can handle it. Then you ejaculate in that pussy and create fuktard babies like yourself and create a world full of dumbasses that support trump and create mutations in the biological system of science, furthermore ruining the physics of Newton’s third law. Which ultimately creates a vortex in the black hole located in the milky way galaxy where calculus is applied to define the definite integral from A to B where x=y and the derivative of e to the x will be e to the x, last but not least the population of the human race will sooner or later come into contact with aliens and will pollute the world of Earth and Pangea will soon later connect to become a greater aspect of the vision of 20/20 so then your own self and actually see how fukked up you are and what kind of human you are. Bye
post 1479817171 01-19-2017, 10:12 PM
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Wttttfff is this shiet?
post 1479817471 01-19-2017, 10:15 PM
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he did it..turned a loss into a win, a 180 of peace.. im waiting on the sex tape now, bub
post 1479821051 01-19-2017, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩


lmaooooo!

she obviously has no logic, cause she was responding to me positively in the beginning

i don't like being mean to hoes tho
holy fuk bro, is this your first time ever talking to a girl lol

surprised she just didnt unmatch you

Nothing will come from this chick, but prove me wrong man
Need a friendly voice, pm me

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post 1479821291 01-19-2017, 10:51 PM
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Strong comeback, OP. Keep us updated on your progress.
post 1479823661 01-19-2017, 11:17 PM
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post 1479823851 01-19-2017, 11:19 PM
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Legit LOLD so fukin hard when I saw the eyes too far apart copy pasta.


Literally the perfect 10/10 response to her message. Matched the level of phuckery of her message.


Bravo.
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post 1479829281 01-20-2017, 12:23 AM
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jesus christ

must be the first time in history that copy pasta has gotten someone laid



I used it once and the girl unmatched me and her friend also messaged me a big ass paragraph and unmatched me
post 1479830731 01-20-2017, 12:46 AM
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Holy **** from full retard into full of win!
post 1479830741 01-20-2017, 12:46 AM
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