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Thread: 37 year old sloot wants to meet for drinks - wat do?? (SRS)

post 1481262741 01-29-2017, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By guffstar⏩
after long hiatus on misc i come back and the mot popular thread is about some dude smashing a 5/10? do none of yall get laid? criminies fellas.

also, Alberta boy checkin in, diggin the boots OP, laydeez love em, any of you sperry and polos idiots actually wanna get laid, start wearin cowboy boots.
It is what it is mane. Just wanted to provide a lulzy thread for my brahs.
Originally Posted By WorldWarZ⏩
Some haters itt. Good for you OP. Sometimes you just want to bust a nut. As long as she's not a troll I don't see the problem. Misc-standards, I swear.
Tbh I expected a certain amount of criticism. Doesn't really bother me, just trying to do me brah.
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post 1481263951 01-29-2017, 08:25 PM
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Did she sleep in her bra?


Decent enough reason for skipping leg day. Raw tho? That's not it..
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post 1481265231 01-29-2017, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Also, idk how but she tracked down my ******** (never told her my last name) and sent me a friend request lol.
This isn't good. She's probably some psycho stalker that's looking for more than a one night stand.

Stay safe OP...
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post 1481272371 01-29-2017, 09:13 PM
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OP please answer this questions.


She looks like a solid C cup. Is this true?
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post 1481272621 01-29-2017, 09:15 PM
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1. she definitely walked in the womens march
2. likely crazy feminist
3. might bite your dick off

go for it.
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y u leave us so early bro?
post 1481273201 01-29-2017, 09:18 PM
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call her mommy while you're plowing her
post 1481273271 01-29-2017, 09:19 PM
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Nice OP, also looking thick...solid...tight..
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post 1481275301 01-29-2017, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Age: 97

Teach me, sensei.
have her fall in love with you brah, that's how..happened to me before with a 37 year old when I was 22. brb free clothes, food, gifts, etc..
post 1481301191 01-30-2017, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
In late

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50% of my posts are 100% factual
post 1481301931 01-30-2017, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted By miscinginbed⏩
repped
both on spread
We're all gonna make it brahs
post 1481302371 01-30-2017, 04:39 AM
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Based on her pictures I felt there was something about her that rubbed me the wrong way and after seeing that conversation and her calling going out for a drink "Irishing" I was right and I hope she gets hit by a bus .
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1481303181 01-30-2017, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ggMoe⏩
Says the guy that made this thread, lol just stahp

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=173407251
fukkin lol, wasnt this the ******* who was too much of a WK pushover pussy to report some sloot for physically assaulting him at work??

some of these miscers have some nerve
post 1481310111 01-30-2017, 06:25 AM
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OP, has she killed you yet?

Or is the threeway working out?
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481316241 01-30-2017, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Nah mane, boots are very popular. Even college kids wear em here.
Can confirm. Boots are always in style in Texas, and always will be. Guarantee at least 60% of Texan's have or had owned a pair in their lifetime.
west Texas
post 1481317171 01-30-2017, 07:28 AM
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post 1481317281 01-30-2017, 07:30 AM
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post 1481317541 01-30-2017, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
This isn't good. She's probably some psycho stalker that's looking for more than a one night stand.

Stay safe OP...
She's 37....desperate af and way pass giving a chit where she finds a husband. Invite me to the wedding OP.
post 1481319771 01-30-2017, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Yeah brah, I don't think the dog appreciated the events that transpired, but he'll get over it in time.

Also, idk how but she tracked down my ******** (never told her my last name) and sent me a friend request lol.
She seems like a potential future stalker/clinger.
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
http://www.academy.com/webapp/wcs/st...2-adType%5EPLA
Repped, I have the same pair. Those are my go to for a casual night.

Did ya'll hit up midtown or where?

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post 1481322971 01-30-2017, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ShayZ⏩
1. she definitely walked in the womens march
2. likely crazy feminist
3. might bite your dick off

go for it.
Cannot confirm, my dick is still intact.
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post 1481323181 01-30-2017, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Cannot confirm, my dick is still intact.
Srs question: what did she seem like in person?

Sane and stable? Clingy/emotionally attached? Just way too horny? Did she make any weird comments?
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481323821 01-30-2017, 08:22 AM
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Good job op
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glad the slut suked your dick and cam all over her face lololol
post 1481327681 01-30-2017, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Alright brahs, I'm back home now. For some reason, email is going slow so pics haven't hit my inbox yet. Until then, I will cliff the story for you brahs. Thanks for being patient btw.

- OP shows up to bar 30 min late bc traffic
- Sloot already has shots and beers ready for OP upon his arrival
- OP and sloot get a nice buzz going, leave bar after about 30 minutes
- OP and sloot go to her house (conveniently ~5 min away lol)
- OP and sloot watch movie, start fooling around on the couch. OP receives fellatio during this time but does not bust nut
- OP and sloot move things to the bedroom, smash, OP unleashes a massive load in sloot's mouth/face
- Sloot receives phone call from neighbor/friend who also sounds like a sloot, sloot brags to her friend about just having nailed OP
- Neighbor/friend apparently has seen OP's tinder pics and thinks OP is hot
- Sadly, a threesome did not transpire
- OP and sloot fall asleep
- OP wakes up with massive hangover, calls an uber, and dips
- OP logs onto the misc to inform his brahs of the previous night's events


**I promise, pics are on the way!!!**
Next date = threesome. Don't take your foot off the gas now.
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post 1481328771 01-30-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By calemanregreso⏩
You're a 40-year old rep virgin.
post 1481329821 01-30-2017, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
Srs question: what did she seem like in person?

Sane and stable? Clingy/emotionally attached? Just way too horny? Did she make any weird comments?
She seemed pretty normal. She did come off as a little insecure tho. Kept asking if I needed to be drunk to get with her, and then there was the comment about my boss.
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post 1481330361 01-30-2017, 09:15 AM
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OP, is your ******** searchable by your phone number? She probably found you that way.
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Originally Posted By Acal83⏩
OP, is your ******** searchable by your phone number? She probably found you that way.
Didn't know that was possible. What a time to be alive.
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post 1481334291 01-30-2017, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Enzant⏩
Wait those boots are OPs??

Fcking lol I thought only old men wore boots like this in places like Texas.
Old men and *******s or old *******s. I assumed they were hers but I laughed hard when i read they weren't
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