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post 1481787741 02-02-2017, 04:59 AM
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Wife pooped while I was in the shower

On my way to interview divorce attorneys. I clearly have been involved in a fraudulent marriage.
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post 1481787841 02-02-2017, 05:00 AM
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post 1481787881 02-02-2017, 05:01 AM
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You're obviously at that level of marriage, brah. Many don't make it that far. This is cause for celebration.
post 1481787891 02-02-2017, 05:02 AM
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Thats nothing, i was in a rush to go out as i had to pick up a piece of furniture before the shop closed at 5pm and i needed my wife as it was on her credit card, anyway my wife was having a chit so i told her to "hurry up" to which she replied

"It's ok i'll cut it off and finish it later"
post 1481787921 02-02-2017, 05:02 AM
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Take her for everything she's got, OP.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481787991 02-02-2017, 05:03 AM
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lol marriage when will y'all learn
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post 1481788001 02-02-2017, 05:03 AM
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Wtf. Poop?

That's a man.
post 1481788101 02-02-2017, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
How hard did it make you?














If the answer is rock, well negged
It made me negative hard brah...I could feel it in my throat
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Thats nothing, i was in a rush to go out as i had to pick up a piece of furniture before the shop closed at 5pm and i needed my wife as it was on her credit card, and my wife was having a chit so i told her to "hurry up" to which she replied

"It's ok i'll cut it off and finish it later"
Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
Take her for everything she's got, OP.
That's the plan...I'm even taking the pupper.
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post 1481788181 02-02-2017, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
You're obviously at that level of marriage, brah. Many don't make it that far. This is cause for celebration.
I know brah, I'm just talking chit. I told her "babe i'm gonna take you out to dinner this weekend.".

Her reply.

"How are you going to take me to dinner with OUR money.".
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post 1481788291 02-02-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
Wtf. Poop?

That's a man.
Where have I been putting it all these years? I feel so betrayed.
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post 1481788381 02-02-2017, 05:09 AM
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God, I miss being married.
post 1481788511 02-02-2017, 05:11 AM
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Dude, no. Unacceptable

My wife won't even poop when I'm in the house. I came home once and it still stunk in the bathroom. Locked her in the basement for a week for that misstep.
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post 1481788541 02-02-2017, 05:11 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I know brah, I'm just talking chit. I told her "babe i'm gonna take you out to dinner this weekend.".

Her reply.

"How are you going to take me to dinner with OUR money.".
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post 1481788601 02-02-2017, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
God, I miss being married.
Glad the AVI is back, I was confused for good week.
Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Dude, no. Unacceptable

My wife won't even poop when I'm in the house. I came home once and it still stunk in the bathroom. Locked her in the basement for a week for that misstep.
That's why I have a lunch meeting with Geoffrey Fieger. She's gonna be living in a woman's shelter eating canned beans with vienna sausages, where she'll have plenty of time to think about her transgressions.

brb downloading tinder.
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post 1481788721 02-02-2017, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Dude, no. Unacceptable

My wife won't even poop when I'm in the house. I came home once and it still stunk in the bathroom. Locked her in the basement for a week for that misstep.
My wife is the same way. She can't use the bathroom if anyone is in the house. When we are on vacation, she rarely goes. I don't see how she can do that. If I have to go, I gotta go right then. Side of the highway, at a friend's house, in church, whatever. I'm going.
post 1481788801 02-02-2017, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
slap her/10
LMFAO...If I slapped my wife we'd be fighting...100% SRS.
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post 1481789161 02-02-2017, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
My wife is the same way. She can't use the bathroom if anyone is in the house. When we are on vacation, she rarely goes. I don't see how she can do that. If I have to go, I gotta go right then. Side of the highway, at a friend's house, in church, whatever. I'm going.
dying right now lmao

Mine is the exact same way. She told me a story about going on vacation with her boyfriend's family in HS. Said she held her chit for an entire week. Cracks me up to this day

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Nothing stops the poo train
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post 1481789511 02-02-2017, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
My wife is the same way. She can't use the bathroom if anyone is in the house. When we are on vacation, she rarely goes. I don't see how she can do that. If I have to go, I gotta go right then. Side of the highway, at a friend's house, in church, whatever. I'm going.
LMAO

I just got the mental image of the church being quiet, and you ripping a vicious fart, followed by "plop plop plop plop plop plop plop", and then you walking out being bertstared by the entire congregation.
Originally Posted By arn710⏩
dying right now lmao

Mine is the exact same way. She told me a story about going on vacation with her boyfriend's family in HS. Said she held her chit for an entire week. Cracks me up to this day

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Nothing stops the poo train
I bet the bf was mad...no chitting=no smashing.
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post 1481789691 02-02-2017, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
Nothing stops the poo train
Truth, you can hold it for a bit, but once the turtle starts showing its head you aren't too far from touching cloth...
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post 1481790091 02-02-2017, 05:36 AM
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Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
LMFAO...If I slapped my wife we'd be fighting...100% SRS.
Who would win?

And jeez how long do you shower and why do you only have one bathroom?
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
This is the first time i've actually read that...Fuking lol
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post 1481790701 02-02-2017, 05:44 AM
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Who cares? I took an emergency sh!t in the bathroom while my girlfriend was doing her makeup. Brb getting slapped, hit and yelled at while I'm taking a massive sh!t I couldn't hold anymore. I told her I had to go lol
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There is 2 bathrooms in my house for this reason. She is always in the master bath and I always have to take a massive emergency chit when she is in . I just load up the other bathroom.
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Who would win?

And jeez how long do you shower and why do you only have one bathroom?
There would be no winners.

I dunno like 15 minutes or so. I gotta wash my chit.1.5 bath. It's only two of us. One of the bathrooms is right next to our bedroom, the other is downstairs. She really had to go, so she just went to the one that was closest.
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post 1481791021 02-02-2017, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Who cares? I took an emergency sh!t in the bathroom while my girlfriend was doing her makeup. Brb getting slapped, hit and yelled at while I'm taking a massive sh!t I couldn't hold anymore. I told her I had to go lol
I'm pretty sure her chit response woke her out of her sleep. You should have heard the urgency, I just said "Go for it".
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post 1481791121 02-02-2017, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I'm pretty sure her chit response woke her out of her sleep. You should have heard the urgency, I just said "Go for it".
She had time to ask? She had time to make it downstairs
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Cool, thanks for the update man
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