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post 1481810931 02-02-2017, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
i was on a date with a strong 9/10 in high school and kept smelling something awful while we were driving in my truck. i said something like "wtf smells so bad outside?" she replied "oh, that's me. i kind of have a stomach ache and i don't want to get cellulite from holding my gas in." crazy sloot was convinced that cellulite was caused by holding your farts in and the gas turns to bubbles in her a*s cheek fat since the cheeks are right next to the bunghole. i lol'd so hard that i still bought her dinner. dead srs
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post 1481811531 02-02-2017, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Her arms and legs aren't broken...she can pack her own chit.
Obviously she just enjoys dropping her chit a few feet from you now.
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Just LOL at dating girls who poo
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
Obviously she just enjoys dropping her chit a few feet from you now.
If it's any consolation, it didn't stink.
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Just LOL at dating girls who poo
11 years, and she takes a poo. What am I going to do now?
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post 1481812461 02-02-2017, 09:06 AM
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post 1481812711 02-02-2017, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Lmao...wait, this isn't a copypasta?
nah brah. swear on my mum it happened. i bert stared her for a good couple of minutes before busting up laughing. she legit believed what she was telling me
Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
lmao

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exactly. she was the hotter, older sister of my oneitis at the time. couldn't ever smash so i thought i'd go after her sister. younger sister was not as hot but fairly intelligent and a lot of fun. older sister was hot and cheer leader and obviously as smart as a bag of hammers
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post 1481813611 02-02-2017, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
nah brah. swear on my mum it happened. i bert stared her for a good couple of minutes before busting up laughing. she legit believed what she was telling me



exactly. she was the hotter, older sister of my oneitis at the time. couldn't ever smash so i thought i'd go after her sister. younger sister was not as hot but fairly intelligent and a lot of fun. older sister was hot and cheer leader and obviously as smart as a bag of hammers
LMFAO

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post 1481813771 02-02-2017, 09:16 AM
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lmao, how does it feel knowing that you've been living with and smashing a man all this time?
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post 1481814021 02-02-2017, 09:18 AM
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be thankful she didnt **** in the shower and waffle stomp that mofo down the drain
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1481814091 02-02-2017, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Better
lmao, how does it feel knowing that you've been living with and smashing a man all this time?
I'm trying to figure out where i've been storing my hog all these years brah.
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post 1481814451 02-02-2017, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
LMFAO

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duh
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post 1481814621 02-02-2017, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
duh
I thought she was afraid to let you see her excess gas.
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post 1481815401 02-02-2017, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I thought she was afraid to let you see her excess gas.
due to her ripping a*s constantly in the truck, she did not have any excess gas. chic is a dental hygienist now and is in a commercial for the dentist she works for. my ex-wife and i used to have a good laugh every time it came on tv. still kinda hot for being a glowless, ninja-fart master
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post 1481816341 02-02-2017, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
due to her ripping a*s constantly in the truck, she did not have any excess gas. chic is a dental hygienist now and is in a commercial for the dentist she works for. my ex-wife and i used to have a good laugh every time it came on tv. still kinda hot for being a glowless, ninja-fart master
You give all that info, and no pics or video link.

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post 1481816651 02-02-2017, 09:40 AM
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Females seem to do the most rancid chits, we have 3 bathrooms in our house and I can smell my GFs chit from 2 rooms away, imagine that plus the humidity and heat of the Caribbean.
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
due to her ripping a*s constantly in the truck, she did not have any excess gas. chic is a dental hygienist now and is in a commercial for the dentist she works for. my ex-wife and i used to have a good laugh every time it came on tv. still kinda hot for being a glowless, ninja-fart master
where in idaho do you live?
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1481817171 02-02-2017, 09:44 AM
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somebody walking into the washroom to use the toilet when somebody is showering is extrmely rude and disgusting and awkward.

I would be really pissed off and irritated if somebody did that
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post 1481817231 02-02-2017, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Miraak⏩
Females seem to do the most rancid chits, we have 3 bathrooms in our house and I can smell my GFs chit from 2 rooms away, imagine that plus the humidity and heat of the Caribbean.
Mmm...Lovely. It's nothing better than the stench of hot, humid chit.
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post 1481817371 02-02-2017, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Purfected⏩
somebody walking into the washroom to use the toilet when somebody is showering is extrmely rude and disgusting and awkward.

I would be really pissed off and irritated if somebody did that
Somebody denotes a random person. She's my wife...we pretty much do everything together, so it's not that big of a deal.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Mmm...Lovely. It's nothing better than the stench of hot, humid chit.
The rancid air is so thick you could cut it up with a knife and fork.
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Originally Posted By Miraak⏩
The rancid air is so thick you could cut it up with a knife and fork.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Somebody denotes a random person. She's my wife...we pretty much do everything together, so it's not that big of a deal.
wife or not, its fking wierd and disgusting
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Originally Posted By Purfected⏩
wife or not, its fking wierd and disgusting
It's not really weird when you've known someone 1/3rd of your life.
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This thread reminded me of when I moved into my new apartment. doesn't have a tub, just one of those narrow standup cylinders thingies thats just big enough to maybe fit 2 people in.


Anyways, first month in the new spot i was taking a hot shower and let out a hearty, tummy rumbling fart. My eyes instantly got real big because i remembered i was in a tight enclosed space but nothing happened, for like 5 seconds...

then i was like "no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." seriously busted open the shower door and soaked my entire floor to let fresh air in. that thick hot shower steam mixed with the pizza beer fart almost took me into the next life.
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I am so sorry op.

Not being there for the birth of your son must have real sucked.





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[QUOTE=badbl00d;1481816341]You give all that info, and no pics or video link.

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[QUOTE=seanb1979 post_id=1481816691]where in idaho do you live?[/QUOTE]monday-thursday=Idaho falls
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
one of those narrow standup cylinders thingies thats just big enough to maybe fit 2 people in.
You mean a shower? Lmao @ narrow standup cylinder
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
This thread reminded me of when I moved into my new apartment. doesn't have a tub, just one of those narrow standup cylinders thingies thats just big enough to maybe fit 2 people in.


Anyways, first month in the new spot i was taking a hot shower and let out a hearty, tummy rumbling fart. My eyes instantly got real big because i remembered i was in a tight enclosed space but nothing happened, for like 5 seconds...

then i was like "no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." seriously busted open the shower door and soaked my entire floor to let fresh air in. that thick hot shower steam mixed with the pizza beer fart almost took me into the next life.
Slowly progressing down I expected to read this.



Glad to see you didn't go out like that, LOL
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I am so sorry op.

Not being there for the birth of your son must have real sucked.





..deepest sympathies
Don't you mean Sons? I'm sure there were triplets in there.
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Most women chit while giving birth, did she poop on the doctor?
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