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post 1481957711 02-03-2017, 07:48 AM
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[QUOTE=BustaCapp post_id=1481957351][img]https://i.imgur.com/ak371vX.gif[img]

Imagine this bending over and touching her toes front in of your face with no panties on..

[img]http://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/progress-photo/29469733/9efd6bd9658d4fc28424286eb3f30e79-610xh.jpg[img]

[b]...are you trying to tell me you wouldn't be harder than chinese algebra as you plunge your tongue deep into her cigar-cutter?[/b]

Hell.....I'm as hard as granite right now just thinking about it!!!!!![/QUOTE]Honestly man my first reaction would probably be to try and get my dink in there somehow. Opting instead for a mouthful of fecal matter, to me, suggests that one doesn't quite have one's priorities in order.
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post 1481957971 02-03-2017, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
Get in there and do work, pussies.
lmfao its 2017 and people still cant get over Nikki Minaj's "Eat the booty like groceires" craze...

Srysly sad some of you men have convinced yourselves you enjoy licking a literal SH|T PIPE. I don't blame you though, you think you like it, just how a lot of men think they're born gay.

It's okay to do weird **** but to then convince yourself its normal and that you like it. Legit pity you guys.
Are you not entertained?

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post 1481958481 02-03-2017, 07:57 AM
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Is that how you made gains?

Will report back
See you tomorrow
post 1481959011 02-03-2017, 08:01 AM
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tried to eat gfs booty....she won't let me feelsbadman
post 1481959631 02-03-2017, 08:05 AM
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in.

Dun it and had it dun. When she's clean and hot I'm in there.
post 1481959961 02-03-2017, 08:08 AM
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Not sure how she does it, but my girls booty never smells off. Also I'm not sure if she poops or not and we have lived together over a year..



Who am I kidding, of course she doesn't poop. I found a good one boyos!
post 1481960891 02-03-2017, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
I guess if you are the submissive type, who doesn't mind e.c0li and parasites.... Then there is nothing wrong with it.

Isn't tossing salad how inmates in prison pay their dues or respect to another inmate? All yours.
found a pic of your balls brah..

fist yourself
post 1481960931 02-03-2017, 08:17 AM
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wow, yall need jesus
post 1481961931 02-03-2017, 08:26 AM
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[QUOTE=BustaCapp post_id=1481960891]found a pic of your balls brah..

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZsBo_7ncl20/TDJLZbTkyqI/AAAAAAAAAjM/_lqDc0k0YOU/s1600/P1070423.JPG[/im g][/QUOTE]
Raisin nuts/8+ inch dick crew checking in.



I can't ever hardly go balls deep in a girl but when I do my balls go inside of her too.




Stay away from drugs kids, especially creatine if you don't want this effect.
post 1481962271 02-03-2017, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Lol, enjoy your beta goals of life, son.
Hahah you're beta as fuuuuuk.
post 1481962331 02-03-2017, 08:28 AM
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post 1481962411 02-03-2017, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By lntense⏩
Not sure how she does it, but my girls booty never smells off.
Is she a redhead brah?

Woman I'm seeing is, and her @ss is always clean as a whistle - fuarking magical.

That perfect milky white skin is hnnng too..
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post 1481962891 02-03-2017, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By COUNTRYMIKE⏩
I only lick my own, I don't trust anyone else's
i had 8 ribs removed so i could do this
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1481963561 02-03-2017, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By GuloGuloQC⏩
Is she a redhead brah?

Woman I'm seeing is, and her @ss is always clean as a whistle - fuarking magical.

That perfect milky white skin is hnnng too..
Light complected but dark hair. She's like a Katy Perry.



I love redheads though too, or just women in general.



It comes down to personal hygiene, worst I ever was with was this bimbo blonde, in a close second was this black girl I dated for a couple months. Given the black girl has a massive booty, so that's a little more understandable..
post 1481963831 02-03-2017, 08:40 AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.... if you don't eat ass and lick feet then your sex game is weak as fuk
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post 1481964201 02-03-2017, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Comstarr⏩
I've said it before and I'll say it again.... if you don't eat ass and lick feet then your sex game is weak as fuk
This guy knows what's up. Some fu*king nice feet are hnnnng.



Many times it starts with she puts her feet in my lap then next thing I know her face is buried in between the couch cushions and she's getting railed.
post 1481964841 02-03-2017, 08:47 AM
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Why can't us alpha ass eaters and low test non eaters just get along?

Seriously though, the key is to properly vet the girl who's angus you're considering licking.

Gotta have criteria. For me it's 7/10 or up, completely hairless, and no scent.

If your girl isn't clean enough to where you can finger her angus and not see or smell chit on your finger then she is not gf material. Srs
post 1481964861 02-03-2017, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By KENKONG⏩
I'm ok with that
Try it Ken, but be warned... Once you start eating ass and licking feet, there's no coming back. It slowly becomes an addiction.
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post 1481964971 02-03-2017, 08:48 AM
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you guys wouldn't eat a chick's ass but eating somewhere she pisses from, leaks blood out of and that produces phlegm like discharge, is totally fine?
post 1481965161 02-03-2017, 08:49 AM
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Been eatin the booty since before it was a thing.
I loe e.
post 1481965681 02-03-2017, 08:53 AM
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Ass eaters anonymous crew
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post 1481968121 02-03-2017, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By omnip0tent⏩
lmfao its 2017 and people still cant get over Nikki Minaj's "Eat the booty like groceires" craze...

Srysly sad some of you men have convinced yourselves you enjoy licking a literal SH|T PIPE. I don't blame you though, you think you like it, just how a lot of men think they're born gay.

It's okay to do weird **** but to then convince yourself its normal and that you like it. Legit pity you guys.
aye cuzz, I been eating azz since like 2008, srs. tastes like mango, also srs.

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post 1481968401 02-03-2017, 09:10 AM
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when you lick feet, do you lick the sole of the foot? no right, you mean suck the toes?

How would you even go about that the first time?

Do you wash the girl's feet first or ask her to wash them? what if they've been walking all day? in open-toe shoes?
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post 1481969271 02-03-2017, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By ClaptonDeCheeks⏩
when you lick feet, do you lick the sole of the foot? no right, you mean suck the toes?

How would you even go about that the first time?

Do you wash the girl's feet first or ask her to wash them? what if they've been walking all day? in open-toe shoes?
suck toes, eat ass crew
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
its only smellz, it tastes like peanut butter if shes hot
And if you're really lucky, you'll sometimes get the chunky corn-filled PB.
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post 1481969841 02-03-2017, 09:19 AM
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For real tho once you eat a delicious ass there is nothing like it. The smell, the taste, the indulgence is addicting.
There is no thing without nothing.

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post 1481970561 02-03-2017, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
found a pic of your balls brah..

Don't lie those are the dingleberries you spat out after you went to town lol.

You probably still got one stuck in your teeth

And lord knows how many you swallowed.
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First ass I ate was a wonderful experience. I don't know what she did, but her angus tasted sweet, like she used a peach as soap or something. Couldn't get enough of it. The second one tasted like nothing and smelled like nothing, but it was beautiful, and she loved it.

Now sticking my dick inside is something completely different. I would have to know that she's extremely clean and hasn't eaten anything for weeks. If my dick comes out with chit on it, I'll probably vomit srs. It will just be a bad time for both of us, so she will have to wash up and prep thoroughly.
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Do you know this from experience? And was this before or after you pierced your ears and started wearing women's jewelry?
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