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post 1482045741 02-03-2017, 06:16 PM
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Text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (SuperBowl edition)



Except pats might be better to use for it
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post 1482046431 02-03-2017, 06:21 PM
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Hmmm
If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary

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post 1482047291 02-03-2017, 06:27 PM
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except NE D is solider you cuck

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post 1482047491 02-03-2017, 06:29 PM
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except the Falcons D is poverty

Hey turns out your pick up line and the Falcons DO have something in common
Keep mod discussions out of your sig line

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post 1482051661 02-03-2017, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By FlyinTurdNugget⏩
except NE D is solider you cuck
Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
except the Falcons D is poverty

Hey turns out your pick up line and the Falcons DO have something in common
I put that in the OP you blind *******s
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post 1482052301 02-03-2017, 07:05 PM
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and i see you got a solid response there...
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post 1482052501 02-03-2017, 07:07 PM
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Doesn't Atlanta have like one of the worst rated defences in the league lol?
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post 1482052551 02-03-2017, 07:08 PM
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you can tell that girl is fat as chit, nice1
post 1482052791 02-03-2017, 07:11 PM
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If that girl knows her football, chances are you won't get laid.
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post 1482057321 02-03-2017, 07:48 PM
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lmao

thread backfire of peace
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post 1482062031 02-03-2017, 08:25 PM
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Don't worry OP, backfired for me too


post 1482062551 02-03-2017, 08:29 PM
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Lol they don't know what the fukk they are talking about when it comes to football and sports. They are just sheep who just think what the mass media wants them to think. Tell them bitches to watch the damn film before coming at you with a smartass response dead srs
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post 1482063711 02-03-2017, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By VAPump⏩
Don't worry OP, backfired for me too


I would enjoy that girl
post 1482063901 02-03-2017, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By FlyinTurdNugget⏩
except NE D is solider you cuck
Originally Posted By smokinal⏩
and i see you got a solid response there...
Lol....
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post 1482064071 02-03-2017, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By VAPump⏩
Don't worry OP, backfired for me too


lmao, repped
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post 1482065101 02-03-2017, 08:49 PM
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I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

post 1482065441 02-03-2017, 08:53 PM
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RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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Squat - 365x1 (feelsokman)
post 1482065621 02-03-2017, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

fukking lol. Repped
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post 1482065981 02-03-2017, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
except the Falcons D is poverty

Hey turns out your pick up line and the Falcons DO have something in common
YOu serious? Falcons D in playoffs have been top tier. THey made Rodgers look like a joke after he smoked the Giants and Cowboys secondary.
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post 1482066001 02-03-2017, 08:57 PM
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omfg these backfire responses are hilarious, i'm dying.


need to look through my contacts for more disgruntled bishes to use it on
post 1482071681 02-03-2017, 09:56 PM
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lmao bump. i wanna see moar!
post 1482072101 02-03-2017, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

That chick is hot and awesome as hell

Post more pics
post 1482072161 02-03-2017, 10:01 PM
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Nobody has taken the bait yet. I think I burned my bridges with all the past misc "text this" threads, haahaha, girls know there is only trolling to result
post 1482072301 02-03-2017, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BeefTank⏩
That chick is hot and awesome as hell

Post more pics
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post 1482072341 02-03-2017, 10:03 PM
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RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1482072591 02-03-2017, 10:06 PM
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lulz ^
post 1482072901 02-03-2017, 10:09 PM
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Lmao, repped. Very funny OP!
post 1482073321 02-03-2017, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

fukin lol. she's a winner.
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post 1482073721 02-03-2017, 10:18 PM
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[QUOTE=BredRoller post_id=1482065101]I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/orA3pZ0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE][QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1482072341][img]http://i.imgur.com/HiCylba.jpg/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/m2iZ39E.jpg/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ikBSqOh.jpg/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/pH7FTPe.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]Lmao
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post 1482074311 02-03-2017, 10:27 PM
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Born and raised in ATL, there us nothing I want more than the for the Falcons win the super bowl but their defense is clearly their most obvious weak point. Any sloot worth her salt will instantly recognize that making your line invalid
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