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Thread: Text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (SuperBowl edition)

post 1482074901 02-03-2017, 10:33 PM
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lulz in for moar
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post 1482085191 02-04-2017, 01:00 AM
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Gtfih boyos.

Line will either get you laid or wrekt by the receiving sloot
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post 1482104681 02-04-2017, 07:47 AM
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That's right you bish

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post 1482104951 02-04-2017, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
That's right you bish

fail.

should have responded with you're*
post 1482105171 02-04-2017, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By XOneAndOnlyX⏩
fail.

should have responded with you're*
Nah, she needed to be roasted
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post 1482105341 02-04-2017, 07:57 AM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1482104681]That's right you bish

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QXu0Jof.jpg[img][/QUOTE]she wants D.. lmao
Support feminists. Hairy women need love too.

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post 1482106421 02-04-2017, 08:13 AM
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Marriage material
Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

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post 1482106941 02-04-2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By VAPump⏩
Don't worry OP, backfired for me too


How can the New England Patriots be overrated? They're an absolute powerhouse dynasty. Belichick's about to make his record breaking 7th super bowl appearance. In his 6 so far his record 4 wins and 2 losses.
post 1482107371 02-04-2017, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
I'm definitely getting laid! Thanks OP!

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post 1482115701 02-04-2017, 10:18 AM
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Random placement itt but ho lee fuk'n hngggggggg at this tinder sloot







Would give her the best 30 seconds of her life
RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1482116111 02-04-2017, 10:21 AM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1482115701]Random placement itt but ho lee fuk'n hngggggggg at this tinder sloot

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HN1zJax.jpg[img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/VFjAveu.jpg[img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oDh6muH.jpg/IMG]

Would give her the best 30 seconds of her life[/QUOTE]Lol, you must be unaware.
Always 4.
post 1482116121 02-04-2017, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By VAPump⏩
Wife material srs.
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post 1482116321 02-04-2017, 10:22 AM
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TFW dumb broad will think solid D = long af






also would not be surprised at a huge football fan forgetting the whole purpose of sending that message and then going HAM on the chick when she says something like "both suck" about your favorite team lol
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post 1482117071 02-04-2017, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
That's right you bish

Rapbattle.gif

Michaeljordan.gif

DamSon.jpg
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Train smart.
post 1482117311 02-04-2017, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Misctify⏩
Lol, you must be unaware.
Aware me pls. She an Instasloot with a fake ass or something?
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post 1482117651 02-04-2017, 10:33 AM
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in.
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post 1482117941 02-04-2017, 10:35 AM
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lol
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post 1482118091 02-04-2017, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Aware me pls. She an Instasloot with a fake ass or something?
is this the same Genesis?? pretty sure i got (and bookmarked) this insta-page from the misc


post 1482118361 02-04-2017, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Aware me pls. She an Instasloot with a fake ass or something?
Instagram, snapchat, cam sloot.
Always 4.
post 1482121611 02-04-2017, 11:06 AM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1482115701]Random placement itt but ho lee fuk'n hngggggggg at this tinder sloot

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HN1zJax.jpg[/iamg]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/VFjAveu.jpg[/imag]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oDh6muH.jpg[/aIMG]

Would give her the best 30 seconds of her life[/QUOTE]genesis = porn star name
( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) That's life son ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
post 1482123351 02-04-2017, 11:21 AM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1482072341][img]http://i.imgur.com/HiCylba.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/m2iZ39E.jpg[img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ikBSqOh.jpg[img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/pH7FTPe.jpg[img][/QUOTE]she has bigger forehead than I do and I'm bald
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post 1482124991 02-04-2017, 11:33 AM
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tried this with the Patriots....

her response was we both had deflated balls

rip
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post 1482126801 02-04-2017, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
tried this with the Patriots....

her response was we both had deflated balls

rip
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post 1482128811 02-04-2017, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
tried this with the Patriots....

her response was we both had deflated balls

rip
Everyone is getting roasted on this lmfao
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post 1482129121 02-04-2017, 12:09 PM
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[QUOTE=VAPump post_id=1482062031]Don't worry OP, backfired for me too[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


[img]http://i.imgur.com/2qZr5F7.png[/g][/QUOTE]
Send her the NavySeals copypasta.....the irony would be grate
post 1482129711 02-04-2017, 12:14 PM
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FML
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post 1482131291 02-04-2017, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩



FML
Lol'd, reps on r/c
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post 1482131501 02-04-2017, 12:30 PM
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[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1482129711][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CaCkObP.jpg[/IMG


FML[/QUOTE]
that the girl you were mirin' at the gym?
colorblind because the other side looks greener
post 1482132251 02-04-2017, 12:36 PM
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GF reking me
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post 1482132581 02-04-2017, 12:38 PM
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Had to change it up a bit OP.

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