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Thread: Text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (SuperBowl edition)

post 1482132641 02-04-2017, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BlondeRod⏩


GF reking me
Keeper
Always 4.
post 1482132901 02-04-2017, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By aleexz⏩
that the girl you were mirin' at the gym?
No a 6'1" ex college swimmer I'm on and off with.
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post 1482133451 02-04-2017, 12:45 PM
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lmao this line is some kind of trigger for the women to stop being boring, everybody ITT getting roasted hard
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post 1482135071 02-04-2017, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By BlondeRod⏩


GF reking me
Lol'd hard, your gf is awesome
Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Had to change it up a bit OP.

Nice! Will try
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post 1482136121 02-04-2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
lol'd hard at the last line...hahaha
post 1482158151 02-04-2017, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By miscinginbed⏩
lol'd hard at the last line...hahaha
Still not great phuck.

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post 1482160131 02-04-2017, 04:11 PM
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lold quality thread
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post 1482161631 02-04-2017, 04:24 PM
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Ethered.

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post 1482162461 02-04-2017, 04:30 PM
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leo, are you some kind of creep?
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post 1482165761 02-04-2017, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By EnriqueBrah⏩
leo, are you some kind of creep?
No the last one is just mad at me. She wanted a relationship and I said no we are FWB.

She's mega rustled now.



All the girls are current girls or exes.
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post 1482169941 02-04-2017, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No the last one is just mad at me. She wanted a relationship and I said no we are FWB.

She's mega rustled now.



All the girls are current girls or exes.
lmao
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post 1482170461 02-04-2017, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No the last one is just mad at me. She wanted a relationship and I said no we are FWB.

She's mega rustled now.



All the girls are current girls or exes.
more plz
post 1482171471 02-04-2017, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Ethered.

Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No the last one is just mad at me. She wanted a relationship and I said no we are FWB.

She's mega rustled now.



All the girls are current girls or exes.
Lost it. Someone rep this man
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post 1482173021 02-04-2017, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Ethered.

Lmao this is the best one in the thread, I'm dying. Reps on r/c if I remember
post 1482173171 02-04-2017, 05:50 PM
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ITT I learned Women know nothing about football and this will NOT get me laid. THX OP
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post 1482178271 02-04-2017, 06:32 PM
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post 1482178641 02-04-2017, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By nortonc64⏩
Lol
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post 1482180311 02-04-2017, 06:48 PM
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I guess women can be funny. Rekt, thanks for the lulz.
post 1482180391 02-04-2017, 06:49 PM
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reps for response

she used to be a old fuk buddy (lmao once was my manager also)
post 1482180431 02-04-2017, 06:49 PM
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[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1482161631]Ethered.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SsrS3z1.jpg[/IM][/QUOTE]strong inverse username to text message responses ratio
post 1482180781 02-04-2017, 06:52 PM
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Lmao, this line is how you boyos can get women to reveal what they honestly think about you


Need to change the thread title to "text this to a girl for a guaranteed roast and no sex"
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post 1482182371 02-04-2017, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Lmao, this line is how you boyos can get women to reveal what they honestly think about you


Need to change the thread title to "text this to a girl for a guaranteed roast and no sex"
I stand correct

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post 1482183141 02-04-2017, 07:13 PM
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Actually lold
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post 1482191501 02-04-2017, 08:28 PM
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just lmao
post 1482223661 02-05-2017, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By nortonc64⏩


just lmao
She still wants the D brah
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post 1482227261 02-05-2017, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By nortonc64⏩
Okay thanks have a nice weekend.
post 1482228111 02-05-2017, 07:14 AM
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Lol some good ones in here
post 1482228841 02-05-2017, 07:26 AM
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[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1482165761]No the last one is just mad at me. She wanted a relationship and I said no we are FWB.

She's mega rustled now.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/m5J3V66.jpg[IMG]

All the girls are current girls or exes.[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/suKtxH5.gif[/img]
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post 1482228911 02-05-2017, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By FlyinTurdNugget⏩
except NE D is solider you cuck
and NE D is actually average at best

This is taking into account who they played of course, which the statistics show them around 16 I think.
--Only reasons I misc below--
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post 1482251771 02-05-2017, 11:20 AM
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Real life Mafia Princess from Boston. I shouldn't have broken NC for this. She's probably not going to shut up for a while.



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