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02-12-2017, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
"In 2007, Little and his company, Max World Entertainment, Inc., were indicted by the United States Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section with five counts of transporting obscene matter by use of an interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter, relating to five movies[23][24] showing fisting, urination and vomiting.[25] Little was subsequently found guilty on all charges,[25] and sentenced to 46 months in prison.[26] On appeal, the 11th Circuit Court in Atlanta, Georgia upheld the conviction, but remanded his sentence.[27] Little began serving his sentence on January 29, 2009.[28][29]"I'm already there. Hopefully minus the incarceration. Sad how that chit phucked with his libido so much he's resorting to banging sloots with a prosthetic now.
lmao what horsechit is this
Why is that even illegal.
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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02-12-2017, 09:19 PM
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- On a road trip, had sex with my gf in the backseat of the car while her dad was driving. Same road trip, got road head from her while her dad was sleeping in the backseat.
- Had sex with random chick in the front seat of my car while her 4 year old was in the backseat. Still regret that one.
- Had sex with a chick from work in the front seat of my car while my boy, who also works with us, was in the back seat watching. It was supposed to be a train, but she chickened out when it was his turn and I was the only one that hit.
- Had sex with a random chick on the same bed at the same time my older brother was banging out his gf.
- Had sex with my gf while her younger friend sat in a chair next to the bed watching us like we were a porno.
- Had sex while driving. Chick's knee kept hitting the gear shift as she was riding me.
- This isn't "crazy," but it still trips me out. I was 18 she was 16. Her mom got us a hotel room so we could smash. Her mom didn't have her own place so we couldn't do it over there, but she liked me and knew her daughter wanted the D, so she drove us to a hotel room and paid for a room for us.
- Had sex in a movie theater. There was only 1 person actually in the theater at the time, but we weren't discreet either. We were straight up pants off fuking.
I've got some more, but they are all on that level or less. I would never win any contest on craziest sexual experiences.
- Had sex with random chick in the front seat of my car while her 4 year old was in the backseat. Still regret that one.
- Had sex with a chick from work in the front seat of my car while my boy, who also works with us, was in the back seat watching. It was supposed to be a train, but she chickened out when it was his turn and I was the only one that hit.
- Had sex with a random chick on the same bed at the same time my older brother was banging out his gf.
- Had sex with my gf while her younger friend sat in a chair next to the bed watching us like we were a porno.
- Had sex while driving. Chick's knee kept hitting the gear shift as she was riding me.
- This isn't "crazy," but it still trips me out. I was 18 she was 16. Her mom got us a hotel room so we could smash. Her mom didn't have her own place so we couldn't do it over there, but she liked me and knew her daughter wanted the D, so she drove us to a hotel room and paid for a room for us.
- Had sex in a movie theater. There was only 1 person actually in the theater at the time, but we weren't discreet either. We were straight up pants off fuking.
I've got some more, but they are all on that level or less. I would never win any contest on craziest sexual experiences.
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02-12-2017, 09:22 PM
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actually got balls deep a few times
02-12-2017, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
oh hell nah man wtf- On a road trip, had sex with my gf in the backseat of the car while her dad was driving. Same road trip, got road head from her while her dad was sleeping in the backseat.
02-12-2017, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By WrinklyGrandma⏩
Because Fox news ultra rightwing cuckservatives."In 2007, Little and his company, Max World Entertainment, Inc., were indicted by the United States Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section with five counts of transporting obscene matter by use of an interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter, relating to five movies[23][24] showing fisting, urination and vomiting.[25] Little was subsequently found guilty on all charges,[25] and sentenced to 46 months in prison.[26] On appeal, the 11th Circuit Court in Atlanta, Georgia upheld the conviction, but remanded his sentence.[27] Little began serving his sentence on January 29, 2009.[28][29]"
lmao what horsechit is this
Why is that even illegal.
lmao what horsechit is this
Why is that even illegal.
02-12-2017, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
Had to do a double take. Almost repped you after reading that as getting road head from her father on the same trip.- On a road trip, had sex with my gf in the backseat of the car while her dad was driving.Same road trip, got road head from her while her dad was sleeping in the backseat.
02-12-2017, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
I'm downloading a 105gb torrent worth of max videos right now lolBecause Fox news ultra rightwing cuckservatives.
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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02-12-2017, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
/threadactually got balls deep a few times
And may god have mercy on their souls
02-12-2017, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
was this in their vag or butt?actually got balls deep a few times
Do you ever have doubts you'll be able to hold onto a girl and worry she might cheat on you with someone with a smaller sized wiener?
Asking that question feels like i'm in bizarro world.
"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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02-12-2017, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
Would that be ghey? LOLHad to do a double take. Almost repped you after reading that as getting road head from her father on the same trip.
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02-12-2017, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
Perfectly acceptable and adventurous in my world, boyo.Would that be ghey? LOL
02-12-2017, 09:33 PM
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Fuked a 46 year old hotel manager with a landline phone receiver and put a toothbrush case in her ass, in a room in her hotel. Then had her hide naked in the bathroom when one of her employees came to give me a noise complaint.
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-banged an ex in the backseat of a van while my sister was driving
-banged the next ex on her couch ninja style but no blankets to cover while her parents were in the next room
-banged a girl in the from seat of my car in my parent's church parking lot, had a deacon catch us lol
-banged a girl on the training mat of the martial art studio I worked at, had the owner walk in and catch us
-got road head in bumper to bumper traffic, at least 8-10 people saw lol
-got head in a movie theater
-banged my current girl on New Years eve on a couch in her parents basement while they were down there with us, but they were out of site drinking at the downstairs bar (funny af lol, can't believe they didn't realize)
I have a lot more OP, what you want to hear
-banged the next ex on her couch ninja style but no blankets to cover while her parents were in the next room
-banged a girl in the from seat of my car in my parent's church parking lot, had a deacon catch us lol
-banged a girl on the training mat of the martial art studio I worked at, had the owner walk in and catch us
-got road head in bumper to bumper traffic, at least 8-10 people saw lol
-got head in a movie theater
-banged my current girl on New Years eve on a couch in her parents basement while they were down there with us, but they were out of site drinking at the downstairs bar (funny af lol, can't believe they didn't realize)
I have a lot more OP, what you want to hear
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02-12-2017, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
'splain.- On a road trip, had sex with my gf in the backseat of the car while her dad was driving.
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Booty eating.
02-12-2017, 09:41 PM
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Fuked girl at school bathroom, in some bushes in a park, on livingroom couch while her sister was in the room next door. Long time ago. Now I only fuk in bedrooms lol
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02-12-2017, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
Splain how it worked? Its a 12 hour drive to where we were going. It was late and dark. We were in the backseat in a spoon position pretending we were sleeping with a blanket over us. In reality, we were fuking. During the day, it would have been an issue. But at night, it went undetected!'splain.
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02-12-2017, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
hehe =] they all lived to tell the tale lol/thread
And may god have mercy on their souls
And may god have mercy on their souls
Originally Posted By WrinklyGrandma⏩
only vag, never was interested in piitb tbh cuz kinda gross imo but some girls said btw don't even think about itwas this in their vag or butt?
Do you ever have doubts you'll be able to hold onto a girl and worry she might cheat on you with someone with a smaller sized wiener?
Asking that question feels like i'm in bizarro world.
Do you ever have doubts you'll be able to hold onto a girl and worry she might cheat on you with someone with a smaller sized wiener?
Asking that question feels like i'm in bizarro world.
lol never really worried about that really with any girl I was srsly smashing, and now in LTR and she loves it can't get enough, but some past girls had trouble taking it and some just said no way to me and later hooked up with other dudes that I assume were more regular size lol so in that sense yeah I guess kinda like that
02-12-2017, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
yeah, i saw mr hands, no thanks jeffactually got balls deep a few times
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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02-12-2017, 09:52 PM
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Smashed in a unisex bathroom in a bar in Houston's nightclub district. Granted it was slow and a Thursday night at 10 so not many people were upstairs on the dance floor. **** made me feel alive.
Choked ex gf (consensual of course) to the point that her nose started bleeding during sex. BDSM type stuff too. Good times. Miss that one for the sex and her intellect but not all that SJW bs she would get all up in arms about. No thx jeffrey
Choked ex gf (consensual of course) to the point that her nose started bleeding during sex. BDSM type stuff too. Good times. Miss that one for the sex and her intellect but not all that SJW bs she would get all up in arms about. No thx jeffrey
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02-12-2017, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By YungSodomy⏩
Did first ass eating when i was teenager. Also tried anal.I haven't been that brave in my 29 years. Just can't bring mice elf to stick my tongue in the same orifice that a girl chits out of. And I don't understand the infatuation.
02-12-2017, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
yeah, i saw mr hands, no thanks jeff

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Originally Posted By Mic9⏩
How to not get poop on dick? I can't imagine every girl performs a thorough enema flushing nightly in anticipation of fartbox seduction. And if I get even a corn morsel on my mushroom tip I'mma be celibate4lyfe cuhz.Did first ass eating when i was teenager. Also tried anal.
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Smashed 58 year old regularly at 24, she would squirt in my face lol
Bj in back of car while friends are driving and looking.
Fapped while standing in the middle of the road and came on the ground. Very long quiet road at night.
Aquaintances old lady gave me a hand job but wouldnt go the whole hog with me.
Bj in back of car while friends are driving and looking.
Fapped while standing in the middle of the road and came on the ground. Very long quiet road at night.
Aquaintances old lady gave me a hand job but wouldnt go the whole hog with me.
02-12-2017, 10:34 PM
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Was gonna **** this ebony slut with a hnng ass ( face was meh) on the beach this one time but too many people so we tried fuxking in the water, too many waves so we ****ed in the back seat of her car with the windows rolled all the way down in some crowded parking lot of some bar. Im sure someone heard us , even a family with kids who parked a car away from us. No one bothered us thou lmao
Sorry no pics, deleted tinder awhile ago ayyyyyyyy
Edit: also ****ed her in the park in the middle of the day on a public table but she gave some ****ed up ****
It gave me a prostate infection and felt like i go hit in the balls with a sludege hammer for like a week. It hurt really bad when busting. Docotor had no idea what couldve caused it. Tests came back negative.
Sorry no pics, deleted tinder awhile ago ayyyyyyyy
Edit: also ****ed her in the park in the middle of the day on a public table but she gave some ****ed up ****
It gave me a prostate infection and felt like i go hit in the balls with a sludege hammer for like a week. It hurt really bad when busting. Docotor had no idea what couldve caused it. Tests came back negative.
02-12-2017, 10:42 PM
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