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Thread: Sloth Thread Part XII: No Sway13 Club

post 1483249481 02-12-2017, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
Lol what's this special going on
Mean about the last few posts m? Nothing srs I'm hating cause it's stupid easy out here and don't have the game to close. If I lived here I could answer her questions and close it up. But having to explain the hotel and what not means it has to be late and they have to be thirsty.



Phone about to die gonna enjoy the beach without the distraction boyos have a good one.
post 1483255621 02-12-2017, 02:16 PM
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Seems like Bumble is loaded with fake profiles =/
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post 1483257741 02-12-2017, 02:32 PM
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post 1483259291 02-12-2017, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By American
Mean about the last few posts m? Nothing srs I'm hating cause it's stupid easy out here and don't have the game to close. If I lived here I could answer her questions and close it up. But having to explain the hotel and what not means it has to be late and they have to be thirsty.



Phone about to die gonna enjoy the beach without the distraction boyos have a good one.
Can you not just get yourself invited to their place?
post 1483263351 02-12-2017, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
Seems like Bumble is loaded with fake profiles =/
Apparently bumble keeps all the profiles showing up, regardless of whether the user is still active or not - unlike tinder who will just take them out the stack after 2 weeks
post 1483270821 02-12-2017, 04:22 PM
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Any point using boost at 11pm?
post 1483272431 02-12-2017, 04:35 PM
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Decided to stop lurking and restart tindering for 2017 this weekend.




Went to 2 clubs (I'm preselected at both)
At second club girl was slyly touching my cock with her finger tips. Then she pulled the jr high school move where he clasped our hands and rubbed my palm with her thumb. That was the wake up call to take her to the room.



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post 1483273341 02-12-2017, 04:46 PM
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Just matched a non-bot sloth that I would definitely smash on Tinder, which is a rarity.

What's a good opener
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post 1483281391 02-12-2017, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By WeekndOrNah⏩
Just matched a non-bot sloth that I would definitely smash on Tinder, which is a rarity.

What's a good opener
Stop overthinking things.
After checking out a female friends tinder I was mind blown by all the beta openers like "Hey beautiful", "Heyyy", "Hey how are you?". If you open with anything other than that (extra points for using something from their pic or bio) you'll most likely get a response.

two of my many "dont give a phuck" openers (two different convos):

both 7/10 misc standards


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Ended up getting numbers but cockblocked by myself due to the fact I'm staying in a room in an airbnb for 2 more weeks until I move into my new apartment. rip

edit:


Now I wait
post 1483288641 02-12-2017, 06:51 PM
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post 1483288911 02-12-2017, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa⏩
Can you not just get yourself invited to their place?
They need some rapport most of the time and it's a numbers game.
post 1483289221 02-12-2017, 06:55 PM
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[QUOTE=American Psycho post_id=1483249481]Mean about the last few posts m? Nothing srs I'm hating cause it's stupid easy out here and don't have the game to close. If I lived here I could answer her questions and close it up. But having to explain the hotel and what not means it has to be late and they have to be thirsty.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/eV9UDAml.png[/mg]

Phone about to die gonna enjoy the beach without the distraction boyos have a good one.[/QUOTE]meant on tinder I saw its like 2 bucks for tinder prime but chits useless never pay for that app anyways
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post 1483289401 02-12-2017, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Euforie⏩
Ended up getting numbers but cockblocked by myself due to the fact I'm staying in a room in an airbnb for 2 more weeks until I move into my new apartment. rip
Damn that's rough, homeowner won't let you smash??
post 1483320971 02-12-2017, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
Seems like Bumble is loaded with fake profiles =/
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
I used bumble for six months or so early last year and back then the first few profiles were always fake models. I used to remake my account a lot and the first few profiles would always be the same fake ones again with very high quality pics and you can never match them.

In general I thought the quality on bumble was higher but just not many people on there and I would always run out.
The 3-4 profiles on Bumble that you see when first starting a swipe session aren't fake. They're real people who probably installed the app once and never used it again.
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post 1483332801 02-13-2017, 02:52 AM
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daily reminder to fake it till ya make it, and be confident, borderline cocky providing you feel the convo is good

this was my gf on my account - im mirin her game srs

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post 1483334811 02-13-2017, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By American
Damn that's rough, homeowner won't let you smash??
Family home no guests aloud especially for a smash. Weren't you in a situation where you couldn't bring girls over? how did you get round theirs without making it blatantly obvious
Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
daily reminder to fake it till ya make it, and be confident, borderline cocky providing you feel the convo is good

this was my gf on my account - im mirin her game srs]
strong emoji to message ratio

edit: what the phuck is that charcoal coloured face?
post 1483335091 02-13-2017, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Euforie⏩
strong emoji to message ratio

edit: what the phuck is that charcoal coloured face?
moon face haha - i think people use it like a sarcastic emoji thing
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post 1483342011 02-13-2017, 06:33 AM
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Strong suspicion i'm being catfished. Anyone recognise the sloth in these pics?





Inb4 its pics of someone famous and im living under a rock
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post 1483344661 02-13-2017, 07:09 AM
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[QUOTE=feck post_id=1483342011]Strong suspicion i'm being catfished. Anyone recognise the sloth in these pics?

[img]http://images.gotinder.com/58a1567325ff8212161f8a08/7c3ec09d-9a4c-4689-874b-2fc45d39abc1.jpg[/im g]
[img]http://images.gotinder.com/58a1567325ff8212161f8a08/ac7239aa-0b88-433c-8f05-de540f0617ab.jpg[/im g]


Inb4 its pics of someone famous and im living under a rock[/QUOTE]whats the convo??

i dont recognise her

best get her to snapchat to see whats up...
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post 1483351861 02-13-2017, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Euforie⏩
Family home no guests aloud especially for a smash. Weren't you in a situation where you couldn't bring girls over? how did you get round theirs without making it blatantly obvious



strong emoji to message ratio

edit: what the phuck is that charcoal coloured face?
Not like that, just logistical problems.

Yea those rules kind of suck. And the rooms are more expensive, and I wouldn't feel entirely comfortable in someone else's home are the reasons I use hotels over airbnb.


Haha @rmboyos mirin your chick's game
post 1483364301 02-13-2017, 10:03 AM
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Who's getting laid tomorrow on valentines day?
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post 1483367511 02-13-2017, 10:29 AM
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post 1483368501 02-13-2017, 10:35 AM
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Another Indian dude here. I get about 7-10 matches a week from 6s and 7s. But about 90% of them dont respond. What do you guys do when a match doesn't respond at all.
post 1483370971 02-13-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By VitaCrave⏩
Who's getting laid tomorrow on valentines day?




Edit: pasting from below, here's my opener for today since this post might attract more attention, try it out brahs:
Here's the opener I've been using today, 100% success rate (as far as getting a convo going at least) so far:

"If we move fast we can still become an item before V-day"

Not verbatim though, I'm not tindering in english and it sounds less awkward in my language. I'm sure you *******s can all put your own spin on it
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1483375051 02-13-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By sbuyakar⏩
Another Indian dude here. I get about 7-10 matches a week from 6s and 7s. But about 90% of them dont respond. What do you guys do when a match doesn't respond at all.
What are you opening with?
post 1483375351 02-13-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By VitaCrave⏩
Who's getting laid tomorrow on valentines day?
I'm seeing someone, so I'm guaranteed to, without effort but I want some new poon.

Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Damn, she looks young and full of glow. How young is she? Any more pics
post 1483376121 02-13-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Vinnyfrench⏩
I'm seeing someone, so I'm guaranteed to, without effort but I want some new poon.





Damn, she looks young and full of glow. How young is she? Any more pics
Yeah I think I'm in for a treat. She's 19

Dunno about the ass but hip to waist ratio is hnnng

Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1483376321 02-13-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By VitaCrave⏩
Who's getting laid tomorrow on valentines day?
aww fuk bye... did not know it was tommorrow
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩
Yeah I think I'm in for a treat. She's 19

Dunno about the ass but hip to waist ratio is hnnng

Hnnng! Nice ratio! All about the glow! Will see if I can sort myself one out! Enjoy bro.
post 1483378691 02-13-2017, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa⏩
What are you opening with?
I think openers are the problem here. Here are some I use:

So what made you swipe right:-)

{Name}, Mind if I am direct with you.

how does splitting a bottle of red wine sound so I can flirt shamelessly with you?

all of there taken from this thread.
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