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post 1483379251 02-13-2017, 11:48 AM
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Here's the opener I've been using today, 100% success rate (as far as getting a convo going at least) so far:

"If we move fast we can still become an item before V-day"

Not verbatim though, I'm not tindering in english and it sounds less awkward in my language. I'm sure you *******s can all put your own spin on it
Originally Posted By Vinnyfrench
Hnnng! Nice ratio! All about the glow! Will see if I can sort myself one out! Enjoy bro.
Get in there brah, they're extra thirsty right now. Happy hunting
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1483380931 02-13-2017, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By sbuyakar
I think openers are the problem here. Here are some I use:

So what made you swipe right:-)

{Name}, Mind if I am direct with you.

how does splitting a bottle of red wine sound so I can flirt shamelessly with you?

all of there taken from this thread.
So what made you swipe right is a weak one imo and I'd stop using it if I were you.

For the mind if I'm direct one you gotta wait for them to say yes before you go ahead with the second part.

Plus they have to match the vibe in your pics and bio.
post 1483383381 02-13-2017, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa
So what made you swipe right is a weak one imo and I'd stop using it if I were you.

For the mind if I'm direct one you gotta wait for them to say yes before you go ahead with the second part.
What about split a bottle of wine, flirt line?

What do you use?
Originally Posted By UnclRuckus
"If we move fast we can still become an item before V-day"

Get in there brah, they're extra thirsty right now. Happy hunting
Thanks brah, gonna use that line see what happens.
Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux
the **** is with the 'x' at the end of each message? that supposed to be a kiss?

re: 7095
Yes
post 1483383441 02-13-2017, 12:15 PM
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the **** is with the 'x' at the end of each message? that supposed to be a kiss?

re: 7095
**Sets the thermostat in my room to 69 so they know crew**

*nutsack smells worse than raw sewage crew*
post 1483384511 02-13-2017, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa
So what made you swipe right is a weak one imo and I'd stop using it if I were you.

For the mind if I'm direct one you gotta wait for them to say yes before you go ahead with the second part.

Plus they have to match the vibe in your pics and bio.
Honestly the 'what made you swipe right' has worked more for me in the past. Not anymore though. Maybe I need better pics for them to catch the vibe.

How does the flirt line look?
post 1483384591 02-13-2017, 12:23 PM
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post 1483384861 02-13-2017, 12:24 PM
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Ughh blocked on Whatsapp day before a date, i say date was more of a meet for sex.
Not really surprised I was more invested in the girl i smashed last week so didnt really make the effort. Looked a bit of a fatfish but couldnt tell for sure.
post 1483392671 02-13-2017, 01:19 PM
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What's everyone best steamy GIF:s if you wanna get a little frisky? Never really tried that but I changed my profile up and I'm gonna give it a shot. Reps for any good suggestions
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Yeah that's a good opener. Vday is a pretty big deal for girls. Last year this time I was on bumble and remember getting a bunch of Vday lines and in the evening a lot of hookup messages. I'm off tinder now but expecting hookup messages tomorrow evening on snapchat from old matches. I've already planned out who I'm going to message Happy Vday first, my out of town hookup who I'm hoping to see again and someone I went out with twice last year but never lead to anything.
Damn, sending hook-up texts ON valentines seems a little too thirsty even for me. Guess you gotta do what you gotta do though. If you get any would you be down for that? I think I'd feel like a bit of an afterthought or last resort if someone hit me up on valentine's evening but on the other hand I guess that still beats not being on anyone's mind lol
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1483394831 02-13-2017, 01:33 PM
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post 1483396471 02-13-2017, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus
Here's the opener I've been using today, 100% success rate (as far as getting a convo going at least) so far:

"If we move fast we can still become an item before V-day"

Not verbatim though, I'm not tindering in english and it sounds less awkward in my language. I'm sure you *******s can all put your own spin on it



Get in there brah, they're extra thirsty right now. Happy hunting
Brilliant! Sent this to two hbb's.
post 1483397081 02-13-2017, 01:53 PM
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[QUOTE=UnclRuckus;1483379251]Here's the opener I've been using today, 100% success rate (as far as getting a convo going at least) so far:

"If we move fast we can still become an item before V-day"

Tried this on a 8 on CMB today. And she responded asking how I am doinf today. Brilliant!!!

Who do I take this forward?
post 1483400281 02-13-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse
What porno is this? Looks like something I could get into
post 1483401321 02-13-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa
Help brahs

Problem is: I've recently had an acne breakout lol, nothing widespread but I got two big ass cystic pimples on my face
Ease up on the juice boyo

I hate when acne breakouts too and I am not a chad so it makes it worse. Happened to me on Friday but I still went over and almost smashed
(we did everything but penetration just because my fuking dink was not sparked enough)
post 1483402011 02-13-2017, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By American
^Lol! What's wrong with period sex? I just had it yesterday. You're on spread too brah.



I was trying to find the perfect gif for this girl and accidentally sent a random gif. wentbetterthanexpected.jpg



Aloof game is where it's at.
This is pretty good chill game. Notes taken
post 1483403361 02-13-2017, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By American
What makes this girl so attractive?



Or is it just me? Objectively she might be sub 5/10 but I still wanna bust up in them guts! Hmnngggg
Shes not. Probably just your type. You most likely like her short hair and slim waist though.
post 1483404931 02-13-2017, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay
closed flaker last night
You thank them after the deed? Seems kind of off to me

post 1483406591 02-13-2017, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
Shes not. Probably just your type. You most likely like her short hair and slim waist though.
She wears her normal face like a girl that looks up in surprise at how deep you are. Definitely like the petiteness and slim waist but my hair is longer than hers lulz.



Here's how the rest of the conversation with side boob girl turned out. I don't typically reply to anything under a 7 on bumble but hnnnggg side boob

post 1483408271 02-13-2017, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
You thank them after the deed? Seems kind of off to me

A kiss on the cheek and a "Thanks for last night" when you're leaving or whatever isn't bad but "Thanks again" seems excessive. She's not supposed to be doing you a fuking favor brah. But he's smashing left right and center so I can't really call him a thirsty ******* either \_(ツ)_/

that gif though, there's something really endearing about her mannerisms even though she has the body of a fridge. Hnnngh
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.

I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
post 1483414601 02-13-2017, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay
all she had was my university to go off of, hard to believe that was how she had done it. isn't there something where if you find them, you pop up in their people they may know?



'ruined', cause i went the distance with another chick, a 7.5's night last night. feels good, mang.
Whoa shes cute. How does the other chick look like?
post 1483415141 02-13-2017, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
Ease up on the juice boyo

I hate when acne breakouts too and I am not a chad so it makes it worse. Happened to me on Friday but I still went over and almost smashed
(we did everything but penetration just because my fuking dink was not sparked enough)
Lmao brah I'm built like a prepubescent girl, defo no juice here. It's fukin me off, as soon as one goes another one comes up. Might be cause of heavy dairy intake cuz I'm bulking.

You go straight over to this girls place? What was your convo like?
post 1483416871 02-13-2017, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted By AlphaBetaa
You go straight over to this girls place? What was your convo like?
Ya went straight over first meetup. I had to drive 40 minutes for this... (i know some of you boyos wouldn't do this but im not chad)
She found out I cooked. I built rapport for about 2-3.5 days that gradually hinted and lead to meet up. Texted about 2-4 times a day.
At some point she said, "What are you making me for dinner?".
post 1483417331 02-13-2017, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus
A kiss on the cheek and a "Thanks for last night" when you're leaving or whatever isn't bad but "Thanks again" seems excessive. She's not supposed to be doing you a fuking favor brah. But he's smashing left right and center so I can't really call him a thirsty ******* either \_(ツ)_/
Ya exactly what I thought. Liftyousay is smashing so who cares lol but just thought it was excessive too
Originally Posted By UnclRuckus
that gif though, there's something really endearing about her mannerisms even though she has the body of a fridge. Hnnngh
There definitely is.. those mannerisms and little cute movements are my weakness during sex. I don't think her body is boxy anymore.
post 1483418581 02-13-2017, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
Ya exactly what I thought. Liftyousay is smashing so who cares lol but just thought it was excessive too


Lift is a model he can say whatever he wants

He probably looks like this miscer

Origin of "Rape Sloth" meme:
http://imgur.com/a/KITDV
post 1483419281 02-13-2017, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
What porno is this? Looks like something I could get into
It's from an art piece called Understanding Joshua:
http://charliewhite.info/understanding-joshua/

I highly recommend checking out the rest of the artist's work, he focuses a lot of his work on the portrait of the teenage American girl. Very relevant to this thread.
Originally Posted By pragIntents
Ya exactly what I thought. Liftyousay is smashing so who cares lol but just thought it was excessive too
It's to prevent buyer's remorse and rape accusations. If a girl thinks you're just using her for sex she can end up doing some pretty crazy things.
Tinder Science Crew
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Further evidence that Tinder is now pay to play:
Tinder’s premium swipers increased 71 percent in 2016 compared to 2015, which dwarfs the overall paid member growth of nine percent for all other dating services.
And a deeply important insight:
Almost 81 percent of Tinder’s revenue in 2016 was driven by male users
All that revenue is being collected from men trying to out-boost and out-super-like each other.

Source:https://intelligence.slice.com/tinde...-percent-2016/
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Move fast line utilized, will report back with results.
6'3" crew checking in
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse
It's from an art piece called Understanding Joshua:
http://charliewhite.info/understanding-joshua/

he focuses a lot of his work on the portrait of the teenage American girl. Very relevant to this thread.
post 1483432951 02-13-2017, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By pragIntents
You thank them after the deed? Seems kind of off to me
nah, in that case it was cause she drove to me in the suburbs from the city, and i'd thanked her for doing so upon saying our goodbyes.
Originally Posted By pragIntents
Whoa shes cute. How does the other chick look like?
which one? i smashed one sat and another sun, who wants to see me tonight again, at her place this time, but i went NC. both were weak 6's, if that. the one that had said that i ruined her night was great looking, but wasn't dtf, so i gave priority to the one that was.
Originally Posted By VitaCrave
Lift is a model he can say whatever he wants

He probably looks like this miscer

he is more bf, pretty boy. i look more badboy/intimidating.


anyone on the free version feel like their superlikes are no longer working?
post 1483433021 02-13-2017, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By American
What makes this girl so attractive?



Or is it just me? Objectively she might be sub 5/10 but I still wanna bust up in them guts! Hmnngggg
Dunno mane, on the right pic she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.


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Created unicorn hunting tinder account with main girl. All physique pics, no head shots (her request). 3 pics of hers showing petite frame in underwear, teds, azz, etc...1 pic of mine shirtless with track pants lookin a little tyler durden (+2% bf).

Bio basically lists our stats; Him: 6'4" brown hair blue eyes, fit, tattood, etc.. and that we come as a package in search of bi girl for fun, and will send face pics to those interested. Ran through all right swipes moderatly selective to see what wed match. 4 insta matches.

1 was a couple so no
2 she didnt approve
1 was too far



1 of the 4.



Not sure if the no face pics are helping or hurting. Definitely need some more vibrant pics - all we have are selfies. Gonna take some pics when I see her this week. Thinking one with her cuffed, hands behind her back sitting on her knees, feet tucked under her skinny ass- and the like.

Bumble didnt accept our pics. I think either cuz too provocative or no face pics...gonna try to use a pic with my face as main (*cringe since acct is with girls name) and less provactive pics to see if that will work.

Not paying attention to my spadelexus accts atm, since this has been occupying my tinder time. May actually reset spadelexus acct and transfer plus to unicorn acct. Any pointers from brahs that have succesfully executed this will be appreciated through reps. Will report back.

Stay tuned...
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