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Thread: Requesting the presence of m'lady, Melis GTFIH

post 1483776941 02-16-2017, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Someone instruct her on how to do it ASAP!!!



fukkin LOL

Are those soccer fans? What the hell happened in that video?
lmao yeah - a couple of aston villa fans going through each player, hurling abuse at the them. fukking hilarious. poor club, had a bit of a torrid time recently.
post 1483777001 02-16-2017, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Worst accent in the UK hands down.
followed closely by

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post 1483777121 02-16-2017, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Melis read this copypasta..

God killed the dinosaurs becuase he realized how bad he f*cked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the schitt and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
In for more copy pastas

This one always cracks me up:

The semen shot out of his engorged member so forcefully that he could feel an ever so slight burning sensation in his urethra caused by friction due to the rapid ejection of the fluid. Three more, large-volume evacuations occurred, each more clumpy, thick and sticky than the last. He could feel his lower abdomen emptying. As the exhilaration from the orgasm waned, guilt and loneliness pulled him back to reality. Now sobbing quietly in the dark, unfurnished basement, he cleaned the wasted bodily fluid from his desktop, edge of the keyboard and a pool on the carpet using an old stack of Arby's napkins. The tears on his cheeks sparkled from the light of his monitor.
post 1483777281 02-16-2017, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
lmao yeah - a couple of aston villa fans going through each player, hurling abuse at the them. fukking hilarious. poor club, had a bit of a torrid time recently.
I was laughing throughout the entire video just like that sunfish video posted above, those fans are savages.
post 1483777321 02-16-2017, 07:48 AM
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post 1483780071 02-16-2017, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
here are some typical people from the midlands:

not just midlands. that behaviour seems to be typical of all english fans.
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post 1483780661 02-16-2017, 08:13 AM
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post 1483781091 02-16-2017, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
not just midlands. that behaviour seems to be typical of all english fans.
some. not all. some
post 1483781541 02-16-2017, 08:19 AM
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scouse? I'm soo sorry.
post 1483782091 02-16-2017, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
In on rep pool for Melis Vocaroo, who else is in?
definitely count me in
Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
not just midlands. that behaviour seems to be typical of all english fans.
we're gonna need a vocaroo from you too
post 1483782281 02-16-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
definitely count me in



we're gonna need a vocaroo from you too
what shall i say lol
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post 1483782551 02-16-2017, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
what shall i say lol
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post 1483782651 02-16-2017, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
what shall i say lol
happy belated valentine's day to your baby daddy SpermWhale and invite me for some netflix and chill
post 1483783481 02-16-2017, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
happy belated valentine's day to your baby daddy SpermWhale and invite me for some netflix and chill
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
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post 1483784131 02-16-2017, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Lol. Repped.
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post 1483784611 02-16-2017, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
post 1483784671 02-16-2017, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
followed closely by

Couldn't understand 1 word they were saying when I was there
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post 1483784941 02-16-2017, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Oh lord that accent.

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post 1483785131 02-16-2017, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Interesting

never been to Liverpool and judging from those vids I'll stay away from it lmao
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post 1483785701 02-16-2017, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
Interesting

never been to Liverpool and judging from those vids I'll stay away from it lmao
I think she's from London brah.
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post 1483787671 02-16-2017, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery⏩
I think she's from London brah.
nope, guess again. I know you're probably saying that cuz i told you i support chelsea.

my accent isn't all that obvious and strong i guess.
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post 1483787881 02-16-2017, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Not too heavy of an accent. cute/10
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post 1483788351 02-16-2017, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
nope, guess again. I know you're probably saying that cuz i told you i support chelsea.

my accent isn't all that obvious and strong i guess.
Say I love Arsene Wenger. That would help me guess.
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post 1483789161 02-16-2017, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
That was actually pretty hot srs.
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post 1483822481 02-16-2017, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Think you may need to show Melissa how to do hers.
post 1483824961 02-16-2017, 01:46 PM
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Record it on your phone through a voice recorder app and then upload it to vocaroo
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post 1483825391 02-16-2017, 01:49 PM
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sounds like she's from the midlands. but trying hard to not have that poverty accent and sound more southern.
post 1483825811 02-16-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
sounds like she's from the midlands. but trying hard to not have that poverty accent and sound more southern.
who me?

that's exactly how i talk m8. and i'm not from midlands.
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is scouser a derogatory thing over there like redneck or piker?
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