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Thread: I have worms. My tour is over. SRS

post 1484091131 02-18-2017, 01:51 PM
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post 1484091771 02-18-2017, 01:57 PM
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dudes got worms and the doctor tells him to come back in a week and then two more weeks to get test results...I understand they've got to go through their procedures but cmon...op has to live knowing he's got worms in him for a whole month before anything gets done. sorry for you brah
post 1484092321 02-18-2017, 02:02 PM
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You can treat yourself with over the counter meds from a pharmacy you idiot
post 1484092901 02-18-2017, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By HYMENATOR⏩
You can treat yourself with over the counter meds from a pharmacy you idiot
I got pinworm meds but that's all they really had, and I have a tapeworm.

Chugged the whole bottom that was meant to treat a family.
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post 1484092921 02-18-2017, 02:07 PM
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he helping you out with dem cut gainz.

salute to that worm. i need me one.
:/
post 1484093061 02-18-2017, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩
I got pinworm meds but that's all they really had, and I have a tapeworm.

Chugged the whole bottom that was meant to treat a family.
Go buy a pack of pumpkin seeds and start munching on them each evening.
post 1484093201 02-18-2017, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By HYMENATOR⏩
You can treat yourself with over the counter meds from a pharmacy you idiot
in america, it's prescription only

unless he takes natural herbs like black walnut and wormwood
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post 1484093901 02-18-2017, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
in america, it's prescription only

unless he takes natural herbs like black walnut and wormwood


Sounds like Americans believe in justice and liberty for all worms.
post 1484110041 02-18-2017, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By SageofsixPaths⏩
what are the symptoms you noticed op?

Well for starters he had 18" worms hanging out of his sphincter.
post 1484111791 02-18-2017, 04:57 PM
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fuc waiting, i'd be doing the following.

1 glass of salt water and do 10 side bends each side, 10 standing body twists each side, 5 yoga cobra twists each side.

Go to the chitter and see if you need to chit, don't force it. if you don't then repeat the above, 1 glass salt water and exercises.

You will start chitting probably around glass 6.

Do this altogether 6 times, i.e.: 6 glasses of salt water and 6 sets of exercise, no hurry you can take your time.

You turds will start out normal, then they will become chit and water (and probably worms) and eventually what comes out of your angus will be cloudy / clear water. This is when you stop and lie down on your back for 45mins and relax.

You then need to cook together in a pan lentils and white rice in water until cooked. You then drain it and eat it with a chit load of ghee mixed in. You eat this for the rest of the day to stabilise / kick start the digestive system. rest and no exercise. The next few days only healthy plain foods. Eggs, nuts, fruit etc, no sugar or chit.

I'm not telling you to do that op, just saying what i would do.
post 1484112351 02-18-2017, 05:02 PM
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but yeah you probably just need wormed.
post 1484114771 02-18-2017, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Nastradoomus⏩
he helping you out with dem cut gainz.

salute to that worm. i need me one.
This. OP should be feeding the worms,not killing them.
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post 1484115701 02-18-2017, 05:32 PM
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Chits a worm and doesn't get checked lmao

Dude you're fuked
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post 1484116061 02-18-2017, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By cncman⏩
is it like the futurama ones because I want those
This.
post 1484116471 02-18-2017, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By LFAesthetics⏩
some fuked up people (women) have used tape worms as a dietary aid.

brb eat tape worm
tape worms eats your food
brb lose weight
brb kill tape worms once goal weight achieved.

sick ****s.
This can't be real life. We have a mental illness epidemic in this country.
post 1484116501 02-18-2017, 05:40 PM
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post 1484117221 02-18-2017, 05:48 PM
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Thx OP, now I can't get my normal Friday pork burrito because of this thread.
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post 1484119521 02-18-2017, 06:08 PM
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post 1484126881 02-18-2017, 07:22 PM
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where the fukk does he live??!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! !?

what questionable places have you been eating?
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post 1484127071 02-18-2017, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
i remember getting worms as a kid.

itchy af butt hole at night, stick finger under tap and shove it up there to itch and loads of thread worms stuck to my finger and under my nail.

that itching feeling. ugh. motherfukkers.
fuk I should have taken the blue pill
post 1484127371 02-18-2017, 07:29 PM
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Can't imagine knowing you have worms and then having to wait a few weeks more for treatment. D:
post 1484132471 02-18-2017, 08:12 PM
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apparently you can buy the medicine in Australia for $6 without a prescription.

america's drug system really sucks.
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post 1484132671 02-18-2017, 08:15 PM
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Didn't read through the entire thread, but I would have went to Urgent Care or the ER immediately. I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing there is a worm inside my body.
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Bro U need to drink bleach ASAP
post 1484132991 02-18-2017, 08:18 PM
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pics of bumhole for proof.
anyone can get a worm kit op.
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Originally Posted By weddingsoup⏩
sounds like it:




never eat sushi crew.
Always cook salmon til it's crispy as fcuk crew
post 1484138061 02-18-2017, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Logan3265⏩


Back from urgent care. I have to collect poop and bring it back, then wait two weeks for test results. THEN start treatment.

I am going to stay full of worms for a while. Fukk.
DUDE... just go get some wormwood from a health store and take it. IT CURES WORMS. No wait, no danger, profit.

Oh and you dont have to poop in a bag. Also if they are requiring you to do that the medication for the worms is probably pretty toxic. Wormwood has no toxicity.

Man our health care system is a complete failure. Worms? Here poop in this bag.


Honestly if you pulled an 8 inch worm out, you can even go get a dewormer for pets, its probably just an older but more efficient and less toxic treatment.
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let's start a petition to get opies name, changed to Wormbrah
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Originally Posted By Qaiphyx⏩
DUDE... just go get some wormwood from a health store and take it. IT CURES WORMS. No wait, no danger, profit.

Oh and you dont have to poop in a bag. Also if they are requiring you to do that the medication for the worms is probably pretty toxic. Wormwood has no toxicity.

Man our health care system is a complete failure. Worms? Here poop in this bag.


Honestly if you pulled an 8 inch worm out, you can even go get a dewormer for pets, its probably just an older but more efficient and less toxic treatment.
this, start using wormwood, pumpkin seeds/oil, cloves, cocunut, LIKE NOW. It'll nuke those worms, wtf are you doing wormbrah? Just sitting there turning into a giant worm ******* while you wait on your doctor to check your poop for a month lol

no wonder you have worms Wormbrah
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Originally Posted By Qaiphyx⏩
DUDE... just go get some wormwood from a health store and take it. IT CURES WORMS. No wait, no danger, profit.

Oh and you dont have to poop in a bag. Also if they are requiring you to do that the medication for the worms is probably pretty toxic. Wormwood has no toxicity.

Man our health care system is a complete failure. Worms? Here poop in this bag.


Honestly if you pulled an 8 inch worm out, you can even go get a dewormer for pets, its probably just an older but more efficient and less toxic treatment.
Lol I've taken fish antibiotics, but idk if I could take a dewormer for pets.
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