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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1484099211 02-18-2017, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Are you phukin retarded? Serious, you go to the gym instead of getting your place ready and making sure there's no logistical phuck ups?

Dude if you were banging randoms all the time fine don't do any prep but after your texts you don't have room for error.
lool

I know right. I am dedicated.

from now on..no more gym on the weekends.

she is coming now , I told her to take her time because I am doing some things
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post 1484099241 02-18-2017, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By heyyouwhome⏩
I will take a neg from everybody in this thread for life if nick actually gets laid. I used to have faith in you brah. But after multiple times of you fumbling the easiest of passes I come to the conclusion that youdon't really want it. i'm willing to bet you already have some way of sabotaging it in your head set up. for example, saying you don't need nextflix or a movie or anything like that, then when you don't get laid because it was too "awkward" because there was nothing to ease the transition because you are a gigantic *******.

lmao @ everyone thinking this is actually going down. nicklol will crash and burn, as usual, and blame it on circumstances beyond his control. when he does my neg cannons will be ready and waiting for wasting everyone's time once again.
How many times has he fuked up his chances?
post 1484099341 02-18-2017, 03:05 PM
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I'm just trying to figure out how nicklol is gonna fuk this up.
post 1484099681 02-18-2017, 03:08 PM
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Imma wait to say what's gonna happen until she gets there
post 1484100201 02-18-2017, 03:13 PM
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Please make sure to wear a fresh condom brah. I am excited for you!
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post 1484100341 02-18-2017, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩
I'm just trying to figure out how nicklol is gonna fuk this up.
I am autistic, I cant make conversation. thats my problem.

She asked for my apartment room number and I said we will meet in lobby.. rofl.
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post 1484100581 02-18-2017, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Are you phukin retarded? Serious, you go to the gym instead of getting your place ready and making sure there's no logistical phuck ups?

Dude if you were banging randoms all the time fine don't do any prep but after your texts you don't have room for error.
This. Also have no idea how you just want to smash without any "entertainment" if you are a complete FA. If I was you I would subscribe to netflix just for the evening lol.

EDIT:
Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I am autistic, I cant make conversation. thats my problem.
And you want to rely on conversation alone? Great idea.
post 1484100901 02-18-2017, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I am autistic, I cant make conversation. thats my problem.

She asked for my apartment room number and I said we will meet in lobby.. rofl.
i really don't believe this chit...
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post 1484101051 02-18-2017, 03:21 PM
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was there ever a pic posted or no
post 1484101171 02-18-2017, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Swoosh639⏩
This. Also have no idea how you just want to smash without any "entertainment" if you are a complete FA. If I was you I would subscribe to netflix just for the evening lol.

EDIT:


And you want to rely on conversation alone? Great idea.
Nothing I can do, this is the Easiest way that this is ever going to happen

she said shes 10 mins away, lol
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post 1484101311 02-18-2017, 03:22 PM
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What in the actual **** is happening.

Who is this nicklol
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post 1484101381 02-18-2017, 03:24 PM
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post 1484101391 02-18-2017, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Nothing I can do, this is the Easiest way that this is ever going to happen

she said shes 10 mins away, lol
nicklol two questions

did you fap first

are there pics
post 1484101461 02-18-2017, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Nothing I can do, this is the Easiest way that this is ever going to happen

she said shes 10 mins away, lol


lets go boyo
post 1484101511 02-18-2017, 03:25 PM
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OP GJ going to the gym, left you less time to worry/overthink ****... dont worry about 'logistical phuck ups' Either you're gonna get laid or not, and unless your house is on fire or covered in chit, 'logistics' aren't gonna change that.
post 1484101571 02-18-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
brahs, I dont have any movies or netflix or anything. she is coming to take my virginity.

when she comes over I am just going to make a move right away srs.

Unless shes a tranny or catfish. I am going to meet in my lobby to be sure and run if she isnt who she said she is (srs)
Retardation confirmed.
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post 1484101601 02-18-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I am autistic, I cant make conversation. thats my problem.

She asked for my apartment room number and I said we will meet in lobby.. rofl.
I am starting to think you've been playing the long con troll game with us because your responses can't be real life.

What was so hard about giving her your room number? If you don't like her when she comes up, you don't have to have sex with her. Simple.
post 1484101641 02-18-2017, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
nicklol two questions

did you fap first

are there pics
Honestly I am worried my dik is gonna be dead srs
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post 1484101711 02-18-2017, 03:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djQ7WZlb140#t=52s
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post 1484101721 02-18-2017, 03:27 PM
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id let op burrow my amazon acct for movies but CC info is in it, hope he gets laid
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post 1484101761 02-18-2017, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Honestly I am worried my dik is gonna be dead srs
nicklol what the fuk does this even mean
post 1484101841 02-18-2017, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Honestly I am worried my dik is gonna be dead srs
dont worry about it, it wont go soft i promise you. once things get going instincts kick in
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post 1484101871 02-18-2017, 03:28 PM
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Someone please embed.

Dude, make yourselves both aware that you have all night. Take your time and enjoy it!
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post 1484102001 02-18-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Honestly I am worried my dik is gonna be dead srs
dude can you please post some pics ffs. And good luck brah
post 1484102011 02-18-2017, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
Someone please embed.

Dude, make yourselves both aware that you have all night. Take your time and enjoy it!
embed what???



also make sure you dont weird her out, make her a **** buddy
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djQ7WZlb140#t=52s
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Originally Posted By barelylifting⏩
OP GJ going to the gym, left you less time to worry/overthink ****... dont worry about 'logistical phuck ups' Either you're gonna get laid or not, and unless your house is on fire or covered in chit, 'logistics' aren't gonna change that.
That is bs, he still needs to make her feel comfortable, and he literally has nothing prepared - just have a movie ready to play and some wine/beer ready to drink.

I'm talking basic stuff here, just so she doesn't arrive and he's standing there awkwardly saying "so what you wanna do"
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yo she's probably there right NOW
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where are the pics??
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
I am starting to think you've been playing the long con troll game with us because your responses can't be real life.

What was so hard about giving her your room number? If you don't like her when she comes up, you don't have to have sex with her. Simple.
lol netflix is like 12 bucks, he can get 1 month and quit right after

this dude has to be a troll

if this fails He will confirm what i've been saying for months

No one I mean no one is this autistic

Even me at 15-16 wasn't this autistic

No beer/wine/vodka nothing just gym just LOL
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